Nude Wedding in the Woods

[sirhugs]

for anyone who needs a Nude Day contest idea.

just watch out for the poison oak.

 

[Hypoxia]

just watch out for the poison oak.

And the park rangers. And the bears. And the troop of Boy Scouts. And the bees. And the UFO.

 

[sirhugs]

And the park rangers. And the bears. And the troop of Boy Scouts. And the bees. And the UFO.

bears? is this a gay wedding????

 

[Hypoxia]

bears? is this a gay wedding????

Ask the scoutmaster, not me.


Meanwhile, I have not attended a nude wedding, in woods or elsewhere, but I HAVE attended a clothed wedding where after the reception, bride+groom+bridesmaids+groomsmen all gathered naked in a large hot-tub for a nice all-night orgy.


Back to the woods. Unbeknownst to all, three separate nude wedding parties converge on the same forest glade from different directions. One is a straight wedding, one is gay, and one will join two bi couples. Meanwhile, troops of Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts (clothed, temporarily) are also converging on the same meadow, where some black bears are emerging from hibernation, hungry and horny. Some of the human bears are interested. A passing UFO observes the gathering and swoops down to investigate -- troops of naked aliens join the scene. Then the tentacle monsters emerge from the lake and... no, I can't go on. Oh, the humanity!

 

[sirhugs]

Ask the scoutmaster, not me.


Meanwhile, I have not attended a nude wedding, in woods or elsewhere, but I HAVE attended a clothed wedding where after the reception, bride+groom+bridesmaids+groomsmen all gathered naked in a large hot-tub for a nice all-night orgy.


Back to the woods. Unbeknownst to all, three separate nude wedding parties converge on the same forest glade from different directions. One is a straight wedding, one is gay, and one will join two bi couples. Meanwhile, troops of Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts (clothed, temporarily) are also converging on the same meadow, where some black bears are emerging from hibernation, hungry and horny. Some of the human bears are interested. A passing UFO observes the gathering and swoops down to investigate -- troops of naked aliens join the scene. Then the tentacle monsters emerge from the lake and... no, I can't go on. Oh, the humanity!

of course nothing on Lit would involve boy scouts or girl scouts or wild animals (or domestic animals for that matter). So that pretty much leaves aliens and tentacle monsters.

 

[Carnevil9]

I've attended several nude weddings, all at the same nude beach. It can be a beautiful thing.

Nothing untoward ever happened, although the imagination does run wild. Such as the officiant declaring, "You may now FUCK the bride!"

 

[Hypoxia]

of course nothing on Lit would involve boy scouts or girl scouts or wild animals (or domestic animals for that matter). So that pretty much leaves aliens and tentacle monsters.

Well, it's a start.