Nude lapdances?

thekoolguy

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Are completely nude lapdances safe? I mean, as long as my penis doesn't enter her vagina or no semen comes near it, or anything like that, is it safe?
 
hmmm I don't know.. I would think that anything that would drip onto you from her being nude could also drip onto you around or through her thin, tight wet thong as well?
 
i've never been to a place where this occurs....please, PLEASE tell me where one is!!
 
Yes and no. If you have no cuts on your skin any drippage is no problem assuming it gets past your clothes.

This is of course assuming you are wearing clothes, have not pulled out mr. happy and are not holding it upright under her in case she slips or some equally brain dead thing you guys all seem to do. :p

If you happen to have any cuts or open wounds, which incidentally we all do much of the time. Usually these are so small they cannot be seen without a microscope of course, but they are there and they do place you in danger if you happen to get a bit of contaminated matter of all sorts applied to that area.

In other words, getting a fully nude lapdance is dangerous, not appreciably so, but there is always a risk. Just like there is always a risk stepping into your shower, going out your front door, taking a walk, driving to work/the store/somewhere.

There is a risk in everything we do, heck reading this may cause cancer, well everything may cause cancer they don't know.

Basically you want to be protected from every tiny little thing that may go wrong, kill yourself, if you want to live and enjoy life, research and do it anyway. ;)
 
thekoolguy said:
Are completely nude lapdances safe? I mean, as long as my penis doesn't enter her vagina or no semen comes near it, or anything like that, is it safe?


I'm going to say no. If one of you has something you can almost certainly give it to the other.

Not only that but a couple of the lap dancers I've had the luck to experience could give a man with a bad heart the final show. :D
 
A nude lap dance would be a half step less safe than getting a hand job, but 25 steps safer than having sex with a condom. But honestly fun stuff is never 100% safe, so live a little :)
 
if there is ANY skin to skin contact, no it isn't safe. HPV (genital warts) and herpes (if anyone is having a flare up) are on the skin and not necessarily solely on the mucous membranes. As mentioned, any "drippage" could transmit other nasties. If you're touching her with your hand, then proceed to touch yourself... again could be bad news.
 
Key West. Totally nude lapdances, and you're allowed to kiss the girls anywhere except their pussy.

I spent nearly an hour once with a cute little blond stripper, just chatting, and then I finally paid her for a single lap dance. She was so tiny, her skin so smooth, this thin sheen of sweat on her back...she was riding me hard while I kept sucking on her nipples.

Great times!
 
Alright, thanks guys, I just wanted to know so I can make an informed decision, but I see now it would be better to havesome clothes on. Thanks!
 
seattlelevel27 said:
Key West. Totally nude lapdances, and you're allowed to kiss the girls anywhere except their pussy.

I spent nearly an hour once with a cute little blond stripper, just chatting, and then I finally paid her for a single lap dance. She was so tiny, her skin so smooth, this thin sheen of sweat on her back...she was riding me hard while I kept sucking on her nipples.

Great times!
Wow. What a wonderful establishment!
 
thekoolguy said:
Are completely nude lapdances safe? I mean, as long as my penis doesn't enter her vagina or no semen comes near it, or anything like that, is it safe?

As long as the place doesn't get busted, you're safe.
 
thekoolguy said:
Are completely nude lapdances safe? I mean, as long as my penis doesn't enter her vagina or no semen comes near it, or anything like that, is it safe?
mmk, i should kno this 1 bcz i AM an exotic dancer. but yaa, its pretty much the way u st8d it. they're safe as long as no penis enters... ;)
 
SinningOnlySlightly said:
As long as the place doesn't get busted, you're safe.
Here in Arizona, nude dancers work in non-alcohol joints. Strippers wearing thongs work in stripper bars. In both cases, no touching as allowed, although the ladies usually initiate contact with the guys, depending on how strictly the rules are being enforced that particular week.
My friend told me all this stuff, because I don't go to those places myself. (Actually, I used to go, but the music's so damn loud, I have to wear earplugs, and then I can't talk to the ladies.)
 
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