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[midwestyankee]

Apparently, much of the evil in this world is due to the ingestion of soy-based products, in particular soy formula for babies. I refer you to the expertise of one Jim Rutz, whose column "Big Picture" is linked here.

 

[Shankara20]

Apparently, much of the evil in this world is due to the ingestion of soy-based products, in particular soy formula for babies. I refer you to the expertise of one Jim Rutz, whose column "Big Picture" is linked here.

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."


LMFAOAROTF!!!!!!!!

 

[the captians wench]

Apparently, much of the evil in this world is due to the ingestion of soy-based products, in particular soy formula for babies. I refer you to the expertise of one Jim Rutz, whose column "Big Picture" is linked here.

I was a soy milk baby. Maybe I should give this one a look.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

All of these people were just so darn scary!!!

And their radical right descendents continue to be

Neon

very true....

And they are loud with their ignorance, and love to display it.

 

[Shankara20]

A 41-year-old engineer in suburban Toronto has accumulated, and worn, about 800 pairs of sports socks over 15 years (half of them off the feet of professional athletes), according to a lengthy November profile in Canada's National Post, which did not reveal his name. The worst part of his hobby, he said (besides having to keep it secret from his wife), is that he is often contacted by foot and sock fetishists, which he denies that he is, preferring to think of himself as sort of a "custodian of history," wrote the Post. (A more conventional fetishist, Masashi Kamata, 28, was arrested in Nagoya, Japan, in October after police found about 5,000 pairs of used girls' and boys' shoes at a rented warehouse. "I was enjoying their smell," he said, according to Mainichi Daily News.) [National Post (Toronto), 11-11-06] [Mainichi Daily News, 11-1-06]

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[Shankara20]

Super-protective: The Powys County Council in Wales warned the maker of Welsh Dragon sausages in November that it must label its product better, such as by marking it "pork sausages" (so as not to mislead about the type of meat it contained). [The Times (London), 11-18-06]

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[Shankara20]

"I've always had the desire to play (the cello) naked," said Ms. Jesse Hale, a music major at Austin Peay State University (Clarksville, Tenn.) and member of the CJ Boyd Sexxxtet of nude cellists who play their experimental, chant-like songs in concert around the country. Hale, who says she's been playing naked since sixth grade, explained to Austin Peay's newspaper in September that cellists "make full body contact with (their) instrument," and their legs even "wrap" around it so that "(i)t just feels natural." [The All State, 9-6-06]

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[DVS]

"I've always had the desire to play (the cello) naked," said Ms. Jesse Hale, a music major at Austin Peay State University (Clarksville, Tenn.) and member of the CJ Boyd Sexxxtet of nude cellists who play their experimental, chant-like songs in concert around the country. Hale, who says she's been playing naked since sixth grade, explained to Austin Peay's newspaper in September that cellists "make full body contact with (their) instrument," and their legs even "wrap" around it so that "(i)t just feels natural." [The All State, 9-6-06]

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By chance, were there any pictures with that story? I college, I played in the orchestra. There were a couple of real babes playing cello. Well, now they'd be old like me, but you see...it's the visual thing, I"m thinking about. So, pictures would be good. It was always sexy to see them hike their dress up, and spread those long legs...positioning the cello "just so" between their knees. Do I digress?

 

[Shankara20]

By chance, were there any pictures with that story? I college, I played in the orchestra. There were a couple of real babes playing cello. Well, now they'd be old like me, but you see...it's the visual thing, I"m thinking about. So, pictures would be good. It was always sexy to see them hike their dress up, and spread those long legs...positioning the cello "just so" between their knees. Do I digress?

I have seen pics of naked chicks with cellos before - but the source I uses does not include photos . wonder what a google "cello naked" would turn up. I might have to try later....

 

[myinnerslut]

I have seen pics of naked chicks with cellos before - but the source I uses does not include photos . wonder what a google "cello naked" would turn up. I might have to try later....

i saved you the time since im bored

http://images.google.com/images?svn...ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=cello+naked&btnG=Search


and check out this picture:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7191/cello7rb.jpg

 

[Shankara20]

i saved you the time since im bored

http://images.google.com/images?svn...ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=cello+naked&btnG=Search

I sorta like the far right one in the second row....

 

[DVS]

...and check out this picture:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7191/cello7rb.jpg

Ah, yes! That's the image I remember from college. She looks as if she's making love to the thing.

Or, would that be...it's making love to her?

 

[DVS]

I sorta like the far right one in the second row....

I thought we were talking about FEMALE cello players? Keep your mind on track, Shank.

He looks pretty limp, anyway. No fun, there.

 

[Shankara20]

I thought we were talking about FEMALE cello players? Keep your mind on track, Shank.

He looks pretty limp, anyway. No fun, there.

That can be changed!

 

[Shankara20]

Least Competent Criminals

Amateurs: A teenager, 17, was booked into a juvenile detention center in Lynnwood, Wash., in October after he got his arm stuck in the dog door of a house he was allegedly attempting to burglarize. (Experienced burglars avoid houses with dog doors because that usually means that a dog is present.) And in Sheboygan, Wis., in November, police arrested Leah Jerolimek, 21, and charged her with trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill at a gas station, even though the bill (made with a computer and printer) was blank on the back. [KOMO-TV (Seattle), 10-3-06] [Star Tribune (Minneapolis)-AP, 11-12-06]

 

[Shankara20]

(1) England's Liverpool Magistrates Court granted police a temporary "sexual offenses prevention order" in October against Akinwale Arobieke, 45, who had been jailed for pestering people with requests to feel their muscles. Arobieke is prohibited from touching, feeling or measuring muscles or asking people to do squat exercises. (2) In October, airline baggage courier Rodney Petersen, 30, pleaded guilty in Melbourne, Australia, to stealing hairs (head and pubic) from clothing or hairbrushes in women's luggage. At his home, police found 80 plastic bags containing hairs, labeled with each owner's name. [The Guardian (London), 10-26-06] [Agence France-Presse, 10-20-06]

 

[Shankara20]

On display at the World Dairy Expo in Madison, Wis., in October was a $250,000, self-service milking machine (introduced in Europe in 2005) in which the cow wanders in, and lasers and video cameras guide the rubber cups to her teats, with a computer directing the actual milking. [WFMY-TV (Greensboro, N.C.)-AP, 10-8-06]

hmmmm wonder if it can be modified to, well, you know....

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clip3/wash.jpg​

 

[Shankara20]

Least Competent Criminals

(1) The man who stole the safe from a Runza restaurant in Omaha, Neb., in October was forced to abandon it in the middle of a street when he realized his getaway plan (dragging it through town from the back of his car) attracted attention that he had somehow not anticipated. (He fled empty-handed.) [WOWT-TV (Omaha), 10-14-06]

(2) Federal inmate Brandon Sample won his appeal in November and is entitled to have on computer disks the public records he requested (rather than the paper copies the Bureau of Prisons was offering). However, Sample still lacks a computer to read them on, and the appeals court ruled that he has no legal right to one.
[WEAR-TV (Pensacola, Fla.)-AP, 11-3-06]

 

[Shankara20]

To settle a discrimination lawsuit by transsexual men in October, the New York Metropolitan Transit Authority agreed to open all of its restrooms on the basis of individuals' "gender expression," meaning that, for example, any man dressed seriously as a woman could choose the ladies' room. And the New York City government is currently considering adopting a rule to permit people to switch genders on their birth certificates, regardless of whether they've had surgery, as long as they've lived in the new gender for two years and a physician and a mental-health counselor approve. [New York Daily News, 10-24-06] [New York Times, 11-7-06]


"dressed seriously" hmmmmm, I often giggle when I put on my bra and panties....

 

[Shankara20]

Britain's Channel 4 public television announced in July that it would soon schedule a week of documentaries on masturbation, including one by self-designated "orgasm coach" Betty Dodson, "Masturbation for Girls," teaching hands-on techniques to three women.
[Daily Mail, 9-21-06; The Times (London), 11-15-06]



I hate my USofA cable system.....

 

[Shankara20]

Two men in a Dodge Neon were seriously injured in a rollover accident on Interstate 75 near Toledo, Ohio, in October after a red bra flew from the radio antenna of another car, startling the Neon driver and causing him to swerve and lose control. The Ohio Highway Patrol later learned that the owner of the bra had hung it from the aerial after she realized that it had broken due to her dog's having chewed on it earlier that day. A prosecutor said a misdemeanor littering charge would be filed against the woman, but was exploring whether there had been out-the-window socializing between the cars' occupants before the rollover. [Toledo Blade, 10-12-06]

*note to self - do not hang bra from my truck antenna...*

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Britain's Channel 4 public television announced in July that it would soon schedule a week of documentaries on masturbation, including one by self-designated "orgasm coach" Betty Dodson, "Masturbation for Girls," teaching hands-on techniques to three women.
[Daily Mail, 9-21-06; The Times (London), 11-15-06]



I hate my USofA cable system.....

We are to prudish to allow something like this one tv Shank you know that, but makes you wonder how many people would watch if we did.

 

[Toa_lin]

hehe, hell I would, and I'd have my sub next to me following the instructions on the tv... for my own viewing pleasure of course.

 

[Shankara20]

Least Competent Criminals

Oops!

(1) Richard and Stephanie North were arrested in April and charged as the ones who had earlier taken a big-screen TV from an appliance store in Middletown, N.Y. Police had stopped their car on suspicion because a rear door was propped open to accommodate the huge TV set sticking out of the back seat. [San Francisco Chronicle-AP, 4-27-06]

(2) Richard Costello, 29, was arrested in Clearwater, Fla., in May and charged with stealing motorcycle parts after police recovered photos of the parts, which they suspect were snapped by Costello. At the bottom of each photo, the photographer's bare toes are visible and display the tattoos "white" and "trash," matching Costello's own tattooed toes. [St. Petersburg Times, 5-4-06]

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Apparently, much of the evil in this world is due to the ingestion of soy-based products, in particular soy formula for babies. I refer you to the expertise of one Jim Rutz, whose column "Big Picture" is linked here.

No scientific creds in that story...

obvious bullshit.