Now, when I tell you to KILL someone I'm being SERIOUS, okay?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And it's NOT funny, you guys!

 

[sunstruck]

Depends. Are you telling me to kill someone with a rubber chicken? Cuz rubber chickens are always funny.

 

[JazzManJim]

Or one of those oversized mallets. Those are funny, too.

 

[Pagliacci]

Are you giving out individual assignments or just point out a target ?

 

[MunchinMark]

Or one of those boxing gloves on a spring. They're a real KILLer.

And what's with THE capital letters, is there supposed to be a message there or someTHING?

 

[RawHumor]

Talking about killing Bobby Trendy is funny no matter HOW serious you are.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think anvils and anything that says ACME are the funniest weapons to kill people with.

 

[curious2c]

ummmm. Just exactly when do you want them killed and how much can you afford?

 

[Saytur]

I think anvils and anything that says ACME are the funniest weapons to kill people with.

Ditto ... sorry bud but that would be funny

 

[littlekateyes]

Um ok I think.

 

[teddybear4play]

I think anvils and anything that says ACME are the funniest weapons to kill people with.

But nobody dies when they're hit with them. Sure, their heads are flat, and there's birdies and/or stars orbiting around them, but all they have to do is shake their head really fast and they're okay again.

No hospital visit or anything.

TB4p

 

[KillerMuffin]

And it's NOT funny, you guys!

The things I gotta do for a grilled cheese.

 

[pabloback]

i would have got away with it if it hadnt been for those pesky kids

 

[Coolville]

Maybe DCL could make it into a game.
Like that 'Gotcha' game in university.
We could get points for kills and try to win a toaster.

 

[APhil]

OK DCL,

Who is it
Where are they
When do you want them "downsized"?

 

[scylis]

And it's NOT funny, you guys!

you've got to pay me to get me to kill, remember?