Now this made me laugh

[Wizard]

I know, I know, but hell I thought it was damn funny.......

 

[landcruisergal]

Your courage in posting that when you know there are so many cat lovers on lit....LMAO... I will sit back and watch the fur fly..

 

[Wizard]

Your courage in posting that when you know there are so many cat lovers on lit....LMAO... I will sit back and watch the fur fly..

LOL I said I know, I know. I figured I'd get flamed but it WAS funny......

Hey it was a joke.......lol

 

[Princessintrng]

Okay

I'm a cat lover and even I had to laugh at that, reminded me of a stupid joke I heard too many years ago to remember, but the punch line was something about getting arrested for selling dead pussy....

 

[Ezarc]

Hehehehe, that is so funny! Sick, but funny.

 

[TigerClaw]

.....

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[Wizard]

 

[redelicious]

That's just wrong.

 

[Wizard]

Well it IS a free cat........

 

[BlueSugar]

What happens when you have a bottle of tequilla
a lime
a knife
and a sleeping cat?

 

[watergirl]

OH

that is so wrong... But I did laugh.

I wouldn't have laughed if it was a dog, though.

 

[BooksNblooms]

I've never been much of a cat lover myself and have always maintained that there isn't a cat alive that is too good for the tread of my tire (i know, i know... horrible of me). This... oh Lord... this was FUNNY!

 

[DevilishTexan]

I've never been much of a cat lover myself and have always maintained that there isn't a cat alive that is too good for the tread of my tire (i know, i know... horrible of me). This... oh Lord... this was FUNNY!

Hiya BnB. Haven't seen ya in awhile

 

[BooksNblooms]

Re: Re: Now this made me laugh

Hiya BnB. Haven't seen ya in awhile

Why howdy DT. Yes I know, I've been doing the mad rush for last minute gifts (something I vow to never do again each and every year). I assure you, however, that I have seen you... in all your beautiful glory. I'll make sure to express my appreciation next time just so ya don't get discouraged, although it has to be said that your cheering section is doing a lovely job of motivating you.

Keep up the good work gals.

 

[KHAN-E]

What happens when you have a bottle of tequilla
a lime
a knife
and a sleeping cat?

Now, that is funny!

And the cat better be sleeping soundly, or someone's gonna get scratched for sure.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

I know, I know, but hell I thought it was damn funny.......

OMG

LMAO !!!!


Horrible.....but omg...funnier then...well, just funny.

 

[BlueSugar]

Now, that is funny!

And the cat better be sleeping soundly, or someone's gonna get scratched for sure.

::little evil giggle::

 

[BlueSugar]

another one...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php


to go along with the theme of the thread...

 

[DevilishTexan]

Re: Re: Re: Now this made me laugh

Why howdy DT. Yes I know, I've been doing the mad rush for last minute gifts (something I vow to never do again each and every year). I assure you, however, that I have seen you... in all your beautiful glory. I'll make sure to express my appreciation next time just so ya don't get discouraged, although it has to be said that your cheering section is doing a lovely job of motivating you.

Keep up the good work gals.

Yeah well ya know, times have been hard for me as of late so it's nice to get that ego stroke ever so often And your strokes were greatly appreciated.

 

[Wizard]

I liked it..........

 

[Desdemona]

Well, I have some cat humor as well. And since some people like bondage and enemas, it even has sort of a bdsm twist to it. <smirk> Anyway, it made me laugh.

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

 

[BooksNblooms]

Re: another one...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php



to go along with the theme of the thread...

OMG OMG OMG... i sent that to everyone i know. I loved that!!!

 

[BlueSugar]

Re: Re: another one...

OMG OMG OMG... i sent that to everyone i know. I loved that!!!

welcome ...

 

[lark sparrow]

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY

Day 183
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

I decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. But they only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."

Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

 

[BlueSugar]

I laugh everytime I read that lark- thanks for posting