Now accepting cash bribes for Valentine's Day story scores

[shereads]

Get your bids in early, people. I find that I'm able to read an average of 1.75 stories per work day, and up to 4 on a typical Saturday or Sunday, and obviously I can't get an early start on voting. So rather than reading you on a first-come, first-served basis or by random selection, I've decided to choose the top-paying authors.

PM me with your best offer, and meanwhile I'll see if I can set something up with PayPal.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Gifts

Wraps new golden pocket rocket deluxe in pink box and places it right next to the trufflemaker 2000. Then slowly slinks away in the shadows...

Marty the Midget's Erotic Christmas

 

[Quasimodem]

shereads,

If you intend to freelance, there will be no advantage to using your kind(?) offices.

Unless you can be hired exclusively to post a 5 for your employer, and a 1 for all your employer's competitors, there is no benefit derived.


"Why yes! I did fall off the turnip truck, but I didn't land on my head."

 

[raphy]

If I could afford to bribe you, I wouldn't need the prize money

 

[Guest]

ella, I'm flabbergasted. You know we don't write for money or exquisitely honed praise; we write for the sake of beauty and truth and making the world a better place. Shame on you.

Perdita

Do you take pesos?

 

[raphy]

ella, I'm flabbergasted. You know we don't write for money or exquisitely honed praise; we write for the sake of beauty and truth and making the world a better place.

Err.. We do?

 

[Guest]

Err.. We do?

Well, those of us who don't have time to do picture spreads a thousand pages long.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Pesos

I love my Pesos with salsa and some guac

 

[Quasimodem]

ella, I'm flabbergasted. You know we don't write for money or exquisitely honed praise; we write for the sake of beauty and truth and making the world a better place. Shame on you. Perdita . . .

Maybe I did land on my head

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Maybe I did land on my head

Quasi,

That's where you made your mistake. It isn't a question of whether you landed on your head or not, but how often you bounced afterward.

Rumple (rebounding) Foreskin

 

[destinie21]

I could give you a turkish million

 

[Dirt Man]

ella, I'm flabbergasted. You know we don't write for money or exquisitely honed praise; we write for the sake of beauty and truth and making the world a better place. Shame on you.

Perdita

Do you take pesos?

And the truth will set you free.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Dirt Man]

shereads,

If you intend to freelance, there will be no advantage to using your kind(?) offices.

Unless you can be hired exclusively to post a 5 for your employer, and a 1 for all your employer's competitors, there is no benefit derived.

And the truth will set you free.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Get your bids in early, people. I find that I'm able to read an average of 1.75 stories per work day, and up to 4 on a typical Saturday or Sunday, and obviously I can't get an early start on voting. So rather than reading you on a first-come, first-served basis or by random selection, I've decided to choose the top-paying authors.

PM me with your best offer, and meanwhile I'll see if I can set something up with PayPal.

I dunno about Valentine's Day, but I'll cover any offer you have for the next 2 days!

 

[raphy]

Well, those of us who don't have time to do picture spreads a thousand pages long.

It's only 35 pages! Got a calendar on it too now. Well, January and February, anyway.. hehe

 

[Guest]

It's only 35 pages! Got a calendar on it too now. Well, January and February, anyway.. hehe

Yeah, I saw that, young man!

Put me down for one.

She, would Christmas choccy coins do? I'm up to my eyeballs in 'em.

Lou

 

[raphy]

Yeah, I saw that, young man!

Put me down for one.
Lou

See Sybilrose, she's the one who's been editing my pics to come up with the calendar images, and she's done a fantastic job, I have to say....

 

[Mhari]

Move along, folks. No ego to see here...

 

[Guest]

Mhari, you're so cool.

Perdita

 

[raphy]

Hey, I was complimenting Sybilrose's editing skills, dammit!

 

[Mhari]

Mhari, you're so cool.

You ain't so bad yourself, perdita!

Originally posted by raphy
Hey, I was complimenting Sybilrose's editing skills, dammit!

Ahhh, you know I gotta tease you about your *cough* little ego *cough* as often as possible, darlin'.

 

[gauchecritic]

Maybe I did land on my head

Yes, you did. I was there and I included it in a story about men, mice, dreams and dreaming. Which I wrote for the sheer pleasure of apostrophe.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Yes, you did. I was there and I included it in a story about men, mice, dreams and dreaming. Which I wrote for the sheer pleasure of apostrophe.

Gauche, seriously: without reference to anything else, that's a lovely and intriguing snippet. Makes me want to read more. Love the last phrase.

regards, Perdita