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Rhys

the once and future
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Must be willing to wear french maid's uniform or nothing at all

cooking, cleaning, dusting (a must) but I don't require windows

oh and pm box maintenance.
 
I look odd in a French Maid's outfit.

I can keep one of your boxes clean, though. ;)
 
Okay nude it is storm!

heh.

I heard about this threesome thing...I am intrigued...
 
*Tackles Storm!*

:kiss:

I'm requesting a naked house boy.

Hmmm....a french maid and a house boy.;)
 
april-wine said:
I hate dusting.....

I am willing to cook though......;)

I'll hire you.

Ooooh Summery wants a playmate for when you are away Rhys.
 
Summery said:
*Tackles Storm!*

:kiss:

I'm requesting a naked house boy.

Hmmm....a french maid and a house boy.;)

*falls to floor* *pretends to not enjoy it*

Looks like I'm hired.

We'll have to work out a "payment" arrangement.
 
april-wine said:
Hehe....A gourmet and a playmate.......;)

We can make all sorts of sensual gourmet meals, then frolic around together in his pool.;)
 
At least you know you will be living well if you come work for me.

I am a taskmaster though as Summery knows.
 
storm1969 said:
*falls to floor* *pretends to not enjoy it*

Looks like I'm hired.

We'll have to work out a "payment" arrangement.

I'll have to get a bigger bed
 
Rhys said:
I'll have to get a bigger bed

You gotta say it like the guy from "JAWS". With that look of terror, not knowing what you're stepping into.

Summery's quite the shark, I figure..
 
Director, Master, Perfectionist, Auteur...same thing ;)


This could be fun!
 
Darn...position filled already? Hmmm...and I cook and I clean, and I run errands, and...:)
 
she is a shark! I am trembling in my fuzzy slippers!

but then I am a part time crocodile and deep water clam
 
I was Morgy's pool boy once... so I have experience with that as well.
 
curious2c said:
Darn...position filled already? Hmmm...and I cook and I clean, and I run errands, and...:)

Okay now I have to buy a bigger house.

I am sure I can find something for you to do...believe me.

hmmm

how about social secretary
 
storm1969 said:
You gotta say it like the guy from "JAWS". With that look of terror, not knowing what you're stepping into.

Summery's quite the shark, I figure..

A shark? I am loveable as all hell.:D

I only bite upon request or in the middle of passionate rages.;)
 
storm1969 said:
I was Morgy's pool boy once... so I have experience with that as well.

good the pool needs cleaning. Some person who shall remain nameless clogged up the filters again...
 
Summery said:
A shark? I am loveable as all hell.:D

I only bite upon request or in the middle of passionate rages.;)

and I love those passionate rages...
 
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