Notice: my new Dr. Suess name.

[Problem Child]

Attention:

From now on please call me Dr. Jizzy Spurt-Flingler.

Thanks.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Sounds more like a Roald Dahl BFG name.

 

[Pagliacci]

Are you a MD or GP ?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Are you a MD or GP ?

I'm an S.T.P.

 

[tortoise]

Is your belly be-starred?

 

[Problem Child]

Spelling buddy says:

Seuss

Thank you Miss Pussy-Flap Lawyerbean.

 

[Pagliacci]

I'm an S.T.P.

Since I don't understand the abbreviation I'll just nod and look awed.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Is your belly be-starred?

Yes, and my toes are a ting-tingling!

 

[Rambling Rose]

S.T.P.=Shit=stirring Tormenting Phuck

 

[Problem Child]

Since I don't understand the abbreviation I'll just nod and look awed.

Sucks Tangy Pussy

or

Stupid Tardy Person

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mine was better.

 

[Lancecastor]

Teddy G also did a book about aging hippies....

Birkenstocks n' Sox.

 

[Problem Child]

I prefer Little Miss Wet Cunt.

Not Seussy enough. Sounds like a Frank Zappa song.

 

[Problem Child]

Mine was better.

Not so, Oh Stickley-Backed Scrotum Tickler.

 

[Ishmael]

Attention:

From now on please call me Dr. Jizzy Spurt-FlinglerISH

Thanks.

 

[zipman]

I'm an S.T.P.

And here I thought you were an S.T.D.

 

[Problem Child]

And here I thought you were an S.T.D.

Ouch. You hurt my feelings there, pinhead.

 

[zipman]

Ouch. You hurt my feelings there, pinhead.

Awww, problem children are always so sensitive

 

[tortoise]

<stands patiently in line awaiting Seussian moniker>

While I'm waiting, I'd like to be addressed by my Monty Python name: Cardinal Wigglesack

Thank you.

 

[patient1]

Attention:

From now on please call me Dr. Jizzy Spurt-Flingler.

Thanks.

Aren't you required by law to put an illustration in your sigline now , along with links to the website that issues Dr. Seuss names?

 

[Laurel]

Attention:

From now on please call me Dr. Jizzy Spurt-Flingler.

Thanks.

Nope. I don't like it. Pick another one.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Notice: my new Dr. Suess name.

Nope. I don't like it. Pick another one.

You're not the boss of me, Miss Cum-and-Smut QueenieWeenie.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah right!

I like Peepee Snowdoodler better.