Nothing

[Liar]

How long can you do it without climbing the walls?

I've spent the first week of my vacation looking at seagulls. I also at some point trimmed my toenails. Tried to read a book, but found I couldn't be arsed.

 

[islandman]

It will be time to go home when you begin contemplating ways to shoot said seagulls.

 

[Liar]

It will be time to go home when you begin contemplating ways to shoot said seagulls.

That would constitute doing something.

 

[islandman]

That would constitute doing something.

Fair point.

 

[Sean]

Watch the cricket, this is an unbelievable test match.

 

[KRCummings]

I dunno, I can do nothing for a long fuckin' time.

 

[bronzeage]

I have so much something stored up, the idea of waking up and having nothing to do seems like the fantasy about a threesome with Drew Barrymore and her mother.

 

[pointless]

there's no such thing as nothing.

 

[islandman]

I'd ask Liar to tell me who Drew Barrymore's mum is, but that would be him doing something.

 

[Liar]

Watch the cricket, this is an unbelievable test match.

There was a cricket here a couple of minutes ago, dunno where it went.

 

[Liar]

I'd ask Liar to tell me who Drew Barrymore's mum is, but that would be him doing something.

Haven't got a clue anyway.

 

[pete]

i love people watching, it's a great time waster that takes no physical effort at all

 

[Liar]

there's no such thing as nothing.

So are you saying nothing is nothing?

 

[pointless]

i love people watching, it's a great time waster that takes no physical effort at all

but it makes people think you're a creepy weirdo.

which is fine, really. people are kinda stupid anyway.

 

[glynndah]

How long can you do it without climbing the walls?

I've spent the first week of my vacation looking at seagulls. I also at some point trimmed my toenails. Tried to read a book, but found I couldn't be arsed.

It will be time to go home when you begin contemplating ways to shoot said seagulls.

The real time to pack your bags will be when you contemplate trimming the toenails of aforementioned seagulls.

 

[pointless]

I'd ask Liar to tell me who Drew Barrymore's mum is, but that would be him doing something.

some old lady. i mean drew is in her 40's. do the math.

 

[pointless]

So are you saying nothing is nothing?

i'm not high right now. let's try this again later if everything works out like i hope it does.

 

[Liar]

The real time to pack your bags will be when you contemplate trimming the toenails of aforementioned seagulls.

Not sure they have any.

 

[KRCummings]

Drew Barrymores mom is Jaid. She's a wannabe who married into one of the great film families. I've only seen her once or twice.

 

[pointless]

whoops. drew is only 38. still....

 

[glynndah]

Not sure they have any.

 

[bronzeage]

whoops. drew is only 38. still....

I don't care how Drew is. The fantasy is old enough to buy its own drinks.

 

[pointless]

ewww.

 

[bronzeage]

ewww.

Don't judge me.

 

[butters]

I have so much something stored up, the idea of waking up and having nothing to do seems like the fantasy about a threesome with Drew Barrymore and her mother.

this, but without drew and her mother

even so, a week of just watching seagulls seems a bit tedious. write poems in your head. or the sand! ephemeral poetry!