Steelheart2018
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So don't worry if your pants are pulled down, and my fingers go for dip.
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so today we have another visitor at my office. It isn't like a few weeks ago where God himself came, but someone important enough for me not have obvious pink hair.
so I just put a ponytail holder around the pink area, and stuffed the ponytail portion in the back of my shirt. creating this look.
http://i.imgur.com/UCOT5tYm.jpg
thus I started a fashion debate in the office. I come into the office, one guy comments that he likes my hair cut, I say thanks but no cut, just styled differently. another guy chimes in that it looks good and I should wear it more like that. A third guy chimes in, no it does not look good, the colored hair is her, and she is obviously wearing her hair like that to hide the color, and hiding who you are to please others never looks good (I like him), which turns to well she wore a dress 2 years ago, looked great, and that totally isn't her. Which slid to the concept of costumes and dressing up for fancy events and such, debating for example, a man stating that he never wears suits, prefers not to, but that doesn't mean he doesn't look really nice when he does for a wedding or whatever etc etc
So, yup, I started a 15 minute fashion debate between a group of men today. My work here is almost done.
well ok...Boobs
http://i.imgur.com/thGpwImm.jpg
now my work here is almost done.
I work with women who've dealt with shit most of their working lives. "Nerd" girls and women have been looked down up by so many, we even work with some who still can't understand how they have to work alongside females![]()
It helps that most of the women who send me dressing room pictures - among others - skinny dipped with me some years back at a "Business Retreat."
It's so much fun when the resort you're at was once farmland and belonged to one of your coworkers' family. Midnight swim on a hot, muggy night...with women over 30![]()
So don't worry if your pants are pulled down, and my fingers go for dip.
LOL... oh the things that create controversy!! And I am surprised that the guys in your office even notice your hair..![]()
I think it is actually a little tougher now, than then. Then, it was just assumed a female would likely be incompetent, now, many assume she is an outward threat to their job. It is for sure different when starting with men who don't know you now than it ever was then.
and nice. my business retreats never lead to nude group skinny dipping, nude hot tub sex with just one coworker, sure, ok and group mostly nude hotel room parties, sure, but never nude group skinny dipping. That really does sound like an awesome place to work
My wife has it hard. She has no STEM degree, just an associate's in Secretarial Science. Twenty-one years ago she was an Administrative Assistant to an executive vice president of a health care's IT department. She was given some tasks, learn Lotus 1-2-3 to give out appropriate bonuses. Once she did learn it - played with it for a month at home, turned to be the company's best 1-2-3 "programmer" - she moved into other positions.
Upper management where she is now, including the Chairman, are pushing her to become a manager. Those with the 4-year degrees and Masters are whining, telling her that she's not qualified. But she is, more so than they are: Experience matters.
And no, I never told her she was stupid, but when she was taking programming classes at a community college, I told her to "play with it, play games written in the language.' She told her professors this, told her I was right, she still hit me LOL
The skinny dipping was five naked moms and meNo sex those nights, but a lot of sex experience talk. Sloppy room parties, those I had at BBW bashes, at the one science fiction/comic con I attended
and the software engineer and design forum in Tampa. People like to party when they're not home
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Wednesday Boobs, some babble and some IT wisdom , Justa your like an adult knowing is half the battle message YO BOOBS!!!![]()
If you think your handwriting is bad, you should see my signature. At least my regular writing is legible LOL. Though only somewhat.
A kick up the jacksie (arse) is the virtual incentive to do a bit of work. and as for Brit slang, a bit of the pot calling the kettle?![]()
And what is your plan?
Lotus, giggle giggle. And yes experience and capability matters way more than education. I am surprised others even know her education level. But, I'd hate being a manager myself. Way too much BS.
And yes, when away, well different zipcode doesn't count was always the rule.
And still giggle giggle lotus.
lol. and I guess I should look at my message box. Honestly, I don't look often except when I see it is full, for the most part it has become a place where thoughts go to die. I thought as they increased the size, it would get easier because then I didn't have to delete so often, but it isn't. Though before judging me or any lit woman on their message box management, I challenge that one should create an account with an obvious female name and some of their sexual stories or thoughts or pictures, and then see how well they manage their message box.
i would say that I thought you were a gal that knew how to manage her box.... just sayin'
He education came up in a manager's meeting, supposedly confidential, but some whiny little bitch boi didn't like that he was going to report to her, a girland whined to his friends. I got wind of it because bb spoke to one of my friends from college, who relayed it to me. Needless to say, bitch boi be gone! Terminated!
123, yes. 1996, way back when the internet was still basically on 2.4 baud rate. It was so fun typing the programs in for her: I was the stay at home parent at the time, because she had the job with the benefits and insurance, and I could work from home.
She was a manager for six months and suffered from headaches - both kinds - and stomach problems. Fortunately, her supervisor moved her out of the entire department, into another without the managerial duties.
Out of zip code, the fun begins! Vacations are fun, too![]()
Ah workplace politics. Always fun. And I had lotus classes in high school (as well as WordPerfect, basic, COBOL). Though in all honesty, I tried to see lotus 123 in my head, yet all I see is excel 97. I know lotus had a range command on the toolbar, but I just see formula. My memory can be funny. I recently got to play with an old windows 3.1 machine, and I know right click wasn't in 3.1 but damned if i didn't keep right clicking. I am weird like that.
What's a vacation lol. I could use a good work trip though. Might have to head to Macon. Not that exciting, but something.
Go home, feed kid, watch crap to, entertain myself a little before I go to sleep. Nothing exciting. Just another day in Paradise.
so do you ever have one of those days, where everything seems to go wrong. that is my day.
first, I lock my keys in my house, can't find the spare, hubby doesn't answer his phone, so I had to break into my house so I could go to work. Actually only took me about 15 minutes total and half was looking for the spare key, and I didn't really do any damage to the door and lock I jimmied so go me.
Anyway, go to leave, and find my mp3 player didn't charge in my car last night, so have to listen to the radio.
I need gas, so I stop, find the button on my wallet is missing, so I have to break into my wallet.
Use the automatic shut off on the gas pump, which did not automatically shut off. Luckily I was standing right there, so as soon as gas tank started overflowing, I saw and stopped it, but still.
get into work, now late, and of course people are waiting on me.
finally get rid of everyone, go to get my perv on, and it is slow as fuck. so test my cable jack, and the signal is very poor, so I head to the cable junction room (assume an amp has fried), and well I know longer have a working key. So I find another jack near enough to my cube to hook up my modem and router (obviously I don't use the corporate network for my amusement). Finally get running at a worthy speed, and then people won't stop wanting me to do shit.
anyway. Happy Fucking Thursday.
my thong is pink
http://i.imgur.com/12daryVm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dyb3tRPm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hFAM01Zm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jQa9sF3m.jpg
on the plus side, I received a random wireless vibrating bullet from one of the companies that likes to send me stuff, so I assume i shall test it during my afternoon meetings, see if it is whisper quiet
http://i.imgur.com/4ZAEb8Pm.jpg
and I have a peach.
see
http://i.imgur.com/aEerKZym.jpg
I think my boobs make it look small (and yes I plan to do that picture with every type of fruit that appears on my desk until I find a fruit bigger than my tits. I assume that would probably have to be a watermellon)
and finally I did say that I'd post my signature. I am sure everyone will easily be able to track me with it.
http://i.imgur.com/g2DGeVpm.jpg
oh, and I have a 4 day weekend. yippie. off tomorrow to attend my sons prek graduation, where they will be putting on a concert, singing such masterpieces as Tooty Ta and Tony Chestnut. I am sure it will be an amazing concert with encores and people holding lit lighters and throwing undergarments. Ok, maybe not, but I am sure it will be fucking cute.
so do you ever have one of those days, where everything seems to go wrong. that is my day.
first, I lock my keys in my house, can't find the spare, hubby doesn't answer his phone, so I had to break into my house so I could go to work. Actually only took me about 15 minutes total and half was looking for the spare key, and I didn't really do any damage to the door and lock I jimmied so go me.
Anyway, go to leave, and find my mp3 player didn't charge in my car last night, so have to listen to the radio.
I need gas, so I stop, find the button on my wallet is missing, so I have to break into my wallet.
Use the automatic shut off on the gas pump, which did not automatically shut off. Luckily I was standing right there, so as soon as gas tank started overflowing, I saw and stopped it, but still.
get into work, now late, and of course people are waiting on me.
finally get rid of everyone, go to get my perv on, and it is slow as fuck. so test my cable jack, and the signal is very poor, so I head to the cable junction room (assume an amp has fried), and well I know longer have a working key. So I find another jack near enough to my cube to hook up my modem and router (obviously I don't use the corporate network for my amusement). Finally get running at a worthy speed, and then people won't stop wanting me to do shit.
anyway. Happy Fucking Thursday.
my thong is pink
http://i.imgur.com/12daryVm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dyb3tRPm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hFAM01Zm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jQa9sF3m.jpg
on the plus side, I received a random wireless vibrating bullet from one of the companies that likes to send me stuff, so I assume i shall test it during my afternoon meetings, see if it is whisper quiet
http://i.imgur.com/4ZAEb8Pm.jpg
and I have a peach.
see
http://i.imgur.com/aEerKZym.jpg
I think my boobs make it look small (and yes I plan to do that picture with every type of fruit that appears on my desk until I find a fruit bigger than my tits. I assume that would probably have to be a watermellon)
and finally I did say that I'd post my signature. I am sure everyone will easily be able to track me with it.
http://i.imgur.com/g2DGeVpm.jpg
oh, and I have a 4 day weekend. yippie. off tomorrow to attend my sons prek graduation, where they will be putting on a concert, singing such masterpieces as Tooty Ta and Tony Chestnut. I am sure it will be an amazing concert with encores and people holding lit lighters and throwing undergarments. Ok, maybe not, but I am sure it will be fucking cute.
When I entered high school in 1978, all the computer lab in the school had were two Apple II's and a teletype thing which was hooked up to the military-college version of the internet: Just BASIC games were played on those. For a while, no one wanted COBOL knowledge, and I had all these sheets for writing programs.
All the Pascal I took in college, all the Pascal programs I wrote while working from home, helped me learn C++, still damn semicolons!
Vacations, what she needs because she's like at almost 8 weeks of vacation timeIf the orthopedist tells my son he's able to hike, we're headed to Lake Placid, if not, we're headed to Virginia Beach. Either place, I'll be on a beach chair reading and taking pictures of women LOL
I still a larger project that needs handling. You can come over and get started. It will take about 5 days.![]()
I've lived in the South all my life and I'm even wondering what a baithig suit is??? As a Mom you should be worried!!![]()
hum, when I was born in 78, I don't think I gave a fuck, and our computer lab was a 13inch tv that was black and white, with rabbit ears, and a pliers for the knob. We were fancy.
8 weeks, nice, and lol. as long as vacations involve the beach and scantily clad women, it is a good one.