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Hate typos in titles... that should read "drink"
That was my recent post over on the Author's Hangout. I looked at it and thought "that would make a great opening line, but what's the story about?"
Hate typos in titles... that should read "drink"
Not sure why but that made me think of someone looking out of the triple glazed window of a log cabin in the woods.
Who's inside drinking coffee and whose passing the window.
Perhaps it's so warm in side the cabin the woman inside is only in a flimsy silk robe that she hasn't bothered to close properly, the woodsman stumbles in the wet undergrowth when he spies her through the window, he's irresistibly drawn in.
It's like a grown up Hansel and Gretel, he eats all the treats before he realises it's too late
Coffee is practically an aphrodisiac for me
I thought of Little Red Riding Hood. It was the mention of the "woodsman".
Taboo: the power goes out in a house while the family is visiting. As everyone thinks of what to do while the power is out and the cellphones are out of service, everyone ... opens up to each other over coffee. The talk starts becoming more intimate and as it grows late, the lightning soon illuminates siblings, parents, aunts and uncles in states of ... sexual congress.
During warm pineapple-express deluges in the Coast Ranges north of San Francisco, me and me partner regularly lounged naked on the sheltered 2nd-floor veranda, sipping rum-spiked coffee, puffing joints, and playing our slide trombone and tenor saxophone, the brassy notes reverbing wetly off valley slopes, chorusing with peacock cries. Truth -- ask the neighbors.
Our hillside community sometimes lost power and was isolated by floodwaters. Cue the freezer-thaw parties, each meal held at another house, even the vintner's, with everyone invited to bring and cook foodstuffs before they spoiled. For LIT purposes, all adult attendees would be naked, of course. And neighbors would include licensed cannabis growers as well as vintners. Tis the season to be sharing, eh?
What to do during stormy weather? Crank up the fireplaces and lay-about naked on the ersatz fur rugs.
A woman drinks coffee while her lover gives her, her morning orgasm, eating her pussy.
When attending West Coast Computer Faires and the like, we eschewed coffee and depended on chocolated espresso beans, to avoid long waits in restroom lines. Did sex occur in some of the sealed-off show booths? Could be...Hopefully it's cold pressed. Hot espresso could be dangerous, and she might choke on chocolate covered beans.
"Strip monopoly anyone?" proposed Gretel.
"You should know by now, that 'clothes or no clothes monopoly' only ever ends in an argument!" retorted Hansel.
Imagine instead a lasciviously modified game board for The Game Of Life, America's first popular parlor game. Replace some steps along the way with disrobing, sucking, fucking, slurping, pegging, rimming, cross-dressing, etc. All part of life, hey?"Strip monopoly anyone?" proposed Gretel.
"Fine," replied Gretel to her brother, "I'll just get naked now and you two can owe me for it. Are you in Stevie?"
"Sure," said the stunning seventy-year old 'Welsh Witch'. "I may be old, but I'm game."
"Those years just add experience," Hansel said. "And experience is good."
"Oh my dear boy. I could just eat you up," said Stevie.
"He's good. He tastes just like gingerbread," Gretel said.
"Yum, yum," said the Welsh Witch.
"I bet you taste yummy too," said a now naked Gretel to the witch.
"Let me get this little black dress off, and you can find out," said Stevie, "both of you."
(--From the original "Left-hand Chris Anderson," and adapted by "two brothers, formerly grim, but much better now --thanks for asking.")
"which leads to kissing and making out, er...up... " Gretel grinned"You should know by now that clothes or no clothes monopoly only ever ends in an argument!" retorted Hansel.
Damn, I brewed it too black. Now I must de-ink the coffee, rain or not.
That was my recent post over on the Author's Hangout. I looked at it and thought "that would make a great opening line, but what's the story about?"
Hate typos in titles... that should read "drink"