Note to Self:

NTS: When giving the dog a tablet, always have spare cheese.
 
NTS: your ex husband is just an asshole and he didn’t trade up with his new girlfriend...well, he did trade up - in weight classes. 😳
 
Nts.
Yes, sometimes you say things out loud, and they are heard. *Cough...baldmen...cough*
 
NTS: never finger a girl after cutting up ghost peppers even if it is Halloween. They don’t like that.
 
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