Note to self: Do not call Brinks guy an asshole

[KRCummings]

The ATM ate my card today. I put it in and the damn machine shut down. So I go to the bank and tell them their damn machine ate my card and I want it back. They say it's not their problem, it's Brinks. So sure enough later on I'm walking out of the store by said ATM and there's a Brinks guy fixing it. I walk over (mistake numero uno) and the guy says I can't come too close. I tell him the damn machine ate my card and he said tough shit, they destroy all cards they find in it. I told him it was bullshit cuz now I gotta wait for a new card. He says too fucking bad. I say "You're being an asshole for no reason" and he gets on his radio.
So I left. You know, cuz I'm not fucking stupid. The Brinks guy gets on the radio you figure it's probably time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
So I wait for a new card. Fuckers. I use that card more than the others so now I gotta use the others and that throws off all my bookkeeping. Ok, not really. I just want to bitch about them not giving me my card back.

 

[Instant_Star]

The ATM ate my card today. I put it in and the damn machine shut down. So I go to the bank and tell them their damn machine ate my card and I want it back. They say it's not their problem, it's Brinks. So sure enough later on I'm walking out of the store by said ATM and there's a Brinks guy fixing it. I walk over (mistake numero uno) and the guy says I can't come too close. I tell him the damn machine ate my card and he said tough shit, they destroy all cards they find in it. I told him it was bullshit cuz now I gotta wait for a new card. He says too fucking bad. I say "You're being an asshole for no reason" and he gets on his radio.
So I left. You know, cuz I'm not fucking stupid. The Brinks guy gets on the radio you figure it's probably time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
So I wait for a new card. Fuckers. I use that card more than the others so now I gotta use the others and that throws off all my bookkeeping. Ok, not really. I just want to bitch about them not giving me my card back.

ATMs are evil fuckers. I can sympathize, I had one on campus eat my card last year and my bank does not have a branch in the area so I had to not only call them, but find a way home to get a new card.

 

[CHNOPS]

I've never used an ass-to-mouth machine, but it seems like a waste of technology to use it on some stupid card.

 

[dirtycarol]

Why not call them assholes? They already had their minds made up on destroying the card anyway.

 

[blobfish]

It's not illegal to call them assholes, especially if you're on public property whilst doing so.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lancecastor]

You should have cut his money in half.

 

[CHNOPS]

Tough as KR pretends to be, she didn't feel too secure hanging around after shooting off her mouth. Maybe she can kick his ass over the Internet.

Kinda like you just did?

 

[Quoll]

ATMs have come a long way.

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[Very_Bad_Man]

The ATM ate my card today. I put it in and the damn machine shut down. So I go to the bank and tell them their damn machine ate my card and I want it back. They say it's not their problem, it's Brinks. So sure enough later on I'm walking out of the store by said ATM and there's a Brinks guy fixing it. I walk over (mistake numero uno) and the guy says I can't come too close. I tell him the damn machine ate my card and he said tough shit, they destroy all cards they find in it. I told him it was bullshit cuz now I gotta wait for a new card. He says too fucking bad. I say "You're being an asshole for no reason" and he gets on his radio.
So I left. You know, cuz I'm not fucking stupid. The Brinks guy gets on the radio you figure it's probably time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
So I wait for a new card. Fuckers. I use that card more than the others so now I gotta use the others and that throws off all my bookkeeping. Ok, not really. I just want to bitch about them not giving me my card back.

Overdrawn

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

What an odd coincidence. I found an ATM card in front of my bank today, after walking past some Brinks guy talking on his radio. The ATM screen was asking me how much I wanted to withdraw......WWJD?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I've never used an ass-to-mouth machine, but it seems like a waste of technology to use it on some stupid card.

Never? You just always use credit/debit card for all purchases? Never get /use cash? I thought they were unavoidable in 2012.

 

[Disgustipated]

Kinda like you just did?

No, no. That's entirely different. Only because he'd never get the joke.

 

[CHNOPS]

Never? You just always use credit/debit card for all purchases? Never get /use cash? I thought they were unavoidable in 2012.

Wait. Really??

 

[Disgustipated]

Wait. Really??

Give him a break -- he's still working on the Ass -to -mouth part.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Never? You just always use credit/debit card for all purchases? Never get /use cash? I thought they were unavoidable in 2012.

It is indeed rare, but not unheard of. There are a few employers who have a cash pay system. They pay employees cash while providing a printed 'pay stub' showing gross pay, deductions, and net pay. No need for a checking/debit card account.

Actually, my employer is seriously considering that as an option for employees.

 

[CHNOPS]

Give him a break -- he's still working on the Ass -to -mouth part.

People be crazy tonight.

 

[Disgustipated]

It is indeed rare, but not unheard of. There are a few employers who have a cash pay system. They pay employees cash while providing a printed 'pay stub' showing gross pay, deductions, and net pay. No need for a checking/debit card account.

Actually, my employer is seriously considering that as an option for employees.

Do you get paid in Lupus meds or little boys to "help you fix fences "?

 

[islandman]

Actually, my employer is seriously considering that as an option for employees.

Sure, because employers are head over heels at the thought of accepting the liability of having cash on hand at pay day in lieu of a secure direct deposit/cheque transaction.

ffs. Do you get that we can see through your BS?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Then, of course, there are the unemployed idiots like Luke that fantasize about providing people jobs. Luke cannot afford a debit card.

 

[Disgustipated]

Sure, because employers are head over heels at the thought of accepting the liability of having cash on hand at pay day in lieu of a secure direct deposit/cheque transaction.

ffs. Do you get that we can see through your BS?

And he works on desolate farms with little or no security with lots of employees. Jesus.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Sure, because employers are head over heels at the thought of accepting the liability of having cash on hand at pay day in lieu of a secure direct deposit/cheque transaction.

ffs. Do you get that we can see through your BS?

Do your homework dude. It is called a 'Cash and carry business'.
http://smallbusiness.chron.com/cash-carry-business-model-4759.html

 

[islandman]

And he works on desolate farms with little or no security with lots of employees. Jesus.

Next time don't quote the idiot so I'm not compelled to read it and respond.

 

[islandman]

Do your homework dude. It is called a 'Cash and carry business'.
http://smallbusiness.chron.com/cash-carry-business-model-4759.html

'Cash and carry' refers to how businesses interact with CUSTOMERS, not employees.

!!!!!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Next time don't quote the idiot so I'm not compelled to read it and respond.

^^^^^^^This comming from an idiot that has never heard of a cash and carry business.