Not tonite, dear, I have a headache...

[*bratcat*]

 

[MissTaken]

We might wake the children...


three blocks down!

 

[Renegade]

Why anyone would want to avoid sex in the first place is simply beyond me.

 

[cyndiesweet]

Renegade

I'm with you.

Hubby says he's tired a lot or he hasn't had a shower and is tired.

 

[SweetCherry]

Well, with the hubby, I just would pretend to be asleep and kinda whine like i was being disturbed. Either that or I would just make damn sure I was sleeping before he came to bed. Then again, I think he got the hint I wasn't interested after 6 months of sleeping on the sofa.

 

[miles]

This is the most common one I've heard

No
No
No
No
No
I don't want to
No
No
No
No

 

[christophe]

why on gods green earth would i say no to my once a month rendezvous....wohoooooooo

 

[*bratcat*]

what kind of women are you guys married to??

 

[LRC]

So what excuses have you used or heard over the years to AVOID having sex?

Again???????

this was heard not used .......

 

[Rubyfruit]

Neither one of us make excuses very often as we are both sex hounds. However, if it happens, it's usually "I'm tired," which is valid.

Ruby

 

[It'sasecret]

I would never turn down sex! I am always up for it.

 

[modest mouse]

i usually hear....

... you are going to need more money than that. I'm not some crack whore!"

 

[Lasz]

"I just finished doing that and don't want to do that again"
"I'm doing a sperm count study and can't have sex for a few days"
"I just finished wacking off"
"I already did that today at the office"
"Its your time of the month, isn't it? Well shouldn't it be?"

I never have turned down sex before but I guess I could use these excuses.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Not tonight Honey... I'm supposed to be shagging my husband.

 

[wolfie69]

Since I am only home for 4 days every three weeks... it does not come up... I do try to avoid "timing" my home visits when my lady has her period. And no it is not me who likes to avoid this. She is the one who is uncomforatable having sex then.

 

[Emeraldtryst]

This one just floored me: "I'm not going to feel anything anyway"

I was already out measuring rope for a noose...until I found out it wasn't me

 

[Duckman PD]

I can't believe they shared their girlfriends with us Corny! I just spent the night with the sexiest, most insatiable, voluptious, adventureous, least inhibited women I've ever met! If she didn't suddenly get a headache.. Woo Hoo! there's no telling what wild and taudry escapades we might have experienced.

How was your night?

 

[Cornfed]

How was your night?

Like yours... minus the headache.

 

[Mensa]

I'm calling long-distant.

 

[sigh]

i don't get it often enough to say no...but if i ever get there, i'll let you know what i come up with

 

[ToddHwrd]

Why anyone would want to avoid sex in the first place is simply beyond me.

I agree with Renegade, but you can tell by his comment that he is single

ToddH

 

[JazzManJim]

Come on over.

i don't get it often enough to say no...but if i ever get there, i'll let you know what i come up with

You'll forget the word "no" even exists.

 

[juicylips]

Nothing is said...

Just snoring....*yawn*

Cassidy,
who cums to lit at night for *stimulation*

 

[ToddHwrd]

Nothing is said...

Just snoring....*yawn*

Cassidy,
who cums to lit at night for *stimulation*

Come here Baby let's go somewhere we can be alone, I'll stimulate you..........

ToddH

 

[JazzManJim]

Open Invitation

To you wonderful ladies who just aren't getting enough sex, just come on over.

I'll dive on that grenade any day...several times a day...at night..in the car...in a park...on my back porch...