Not to be outdone by FloridaMan, FloridaWomen ...

[jaF0]

PINELLAS COUNTY, FL (Gray News) - When deputies arrived at Anthony Tomaselli’s Palm Harbor home on March 6, 2015, they thought they were looking at a natural death.

After all, he was 85 years old. His daughters, 61-year-old Linda Roberts and 63-year-old Mary-Beth Tomaselli, told deputies that he had cancer and dementia and a pacemaker.

Familiar with his medical history, his long-time doctor agreed to sign his death certificate and an autopsy was never performed.

Four years later, they now know it was a murder scene.

Deputies with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office arrested the sisters on Tuesday and charged them with first-degree murder.

http://www.kfvs12.com/2019/03/07/da...urder-man-they-were-both-dating-deputies-say/

 

[Wrong Element]

My initial thought was, "Oh, poor JBJ," except he made posts after March 2015.

 

[jaF0]

" Published: 03/18/19

PENSACOLA, Fla. — A Florida woman has been sentenced to life in prison for killing her 9-year-old cousin by sitting on her as a form of punishment.

The Pensacola News Journal reports that 66-year-old Veronica Green Posey was sentenced Friday after jurors convicted her of first-degree felony murder.

Prosecutors say Dericka Lindsay had suffered horrific beatings from Posey, and Lindsay's adoptive parents, James and Grace Smith. Officials say Posey sat on Dericka for more than five minutes in October 2017, causing the girl to die from lack of oxygen.

Posey's attorney said the 320-pound (145-kilogram) woman was trying to help the Smiths and didn't intend to hurt Dericka."

https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article?se...entId=67-2f04399d-9942-44a7-b742-e2a812862baf

 

[jaF0]

"MIAMI - A 23-year-old Florida woman fell from the rear passenger window of a car she was riding in and was run over and killed by a hit-and-run driver.

Florida Highway Patrol Lt. Alejandro Camacho said Mariah Logan was in the car with three friends when she fell into the road early Sunday. She fell while "hanging out" of the window, officials said. "

https://www.clickorlando.com/strang...ut-window-killed-in-hit-and-run-after-falling

 

[jaF0]

Move over, Florida man: Woman pulls gator from pants during Fort Myers traffic stop
USA Today|1 hour ago
FORT MYERS, Fla. - A Florida woman who pulled a foot-long alligator from her pants during a traffic stop in May and had more than 40 turtles in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack pleaded no contest to multiple charges Wednesday in Charlotte County.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ator-pants-traffic-stop-sentenced/2025323001/

 

[butters]

sometimes i read this kinda stuff and find it hard to believe the world still turns

 

[jomar]

Florida‘s the best

 

[jaF0]

Police say Florida woman kept driving after passenger fell out of car, died
Atlanta Journal-Constitution|43 minutes ago
According to police, 23-year-old Ashley Collum was arrested and charged with DUI manslaughter, DUI involving death and failure to stop and render aid after a passenger in the back seat of Collum's car fell out and died Saturday night. A press release from the Nassau County Sheriff's Office detailed that after Collum left a party with two ...