Not so much a plot bunny as...

[Stella_Omega]

haven't I read this story already?

http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/10/fo...new-beginnings-ministries-church-warsaw-ohio/

 

[JackLuis]

Politics?

or
Porn?

http://hairypages.com/hairytaco/retro-classic/19520cd4/pictures/content_013.jpg

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Porno-tics?

Actually, I think there are several such tales in the archives. There have to be!

 

[jomar]

Rings a bell.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Politics?

or
Porn?

http://hairypages.com/hairytaco/retro-classic/19520cd4/pictures/content_013.jpg

I love me a hairy pussy!

I like to lick until it's all slippery and laying flat.

The New Wave hairstyle is kinda nostalgic too...