Not really drunk thread, but could be in a while...

[CurlyKat]

Very slight bellini buzz, and what's sad is that all the alcohol in the house (my sister's) is gone. Dang dry counties not selling ANY alcohol on Sundays!

 

[graceanne]

Yes.


You know, they have this nifty invention called a key rack.

The only place to put it is in a place that I'm rarely at. I had a bowl at the other place for me to put it in, but this house there isn't really a spot for that kind of thing. I'll think of something, but for now I keep misplacing keys.

 

[CurlyKat]

Smirnoff XBT is pretty dang awesome if you like lime.... just sayin'

 

[cromsgirl]

Wish I could, but I have to stop at 1 glass. I have to go to a professional conference in the morning at my workplace.

 

[CurlyKat]

Wish I could, but I have to stop at 1 glass. I have to go to a professional conference in the morning at my workplace.

Well that's not fun!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Who else is drinking and dying to exchange remarks that we will think are witty, but that will in fact turn out to be incredibly stupid tomorrow?

 

[Canadian_cutie]

I dont think ive had that much yet...Let me go make another..

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'd say after the week you've had, you may need more than one...

 

[Canadian_cutie]

Its my real birthday today, im not done yet

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Congratulations!! I think I can speak for everyone here when I say that your birthday has always been an occasion to imbibe!

Did you get any presents? A cake?

 

[Canadian_cutie]

No...I didnt even get sex, and I lost $200 in a slot machine with my sister

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So no sex. But you did get screwed.

*reference no. 1 that I think is witty, but that I will realize tomorrow is just not*

 

[Canadian_cutie]

I like it...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

But then again, you're perilously close to drunk. And you're suffering from "birthday syndrome," which might mean that you're either way too giddy or way too depressed. So I'm not sure I can trust your judgement on this.

Did you get a cake? Presents? Come on. You can tell me. I won't tell anyone that doesn't read the BDSM chat board.

 

[sb2009]

I missed this! man, bummer! The very sad thing is, that while i could have been being drunkenly witty (or wittily drunken) I was playing FARMVILLE. Really. I HAS come to that.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hmmm. Farmville. You don't bother people with requests to help you get tractors and shit, do you? Because that is wrong.

I was right, too. Soberness is so overrated. How witty we would be if we all lived in the nitrous oxide atmosphere of one of the smaller moons of Cyrranx.

 

[graceanne]

Hmmm. Farmville. You don't bother people with requests to help you get tractors and shit, do you? Because that is wrong.

I was right, too. Soberness is so overrated. How witty we would be if we all lived in the nitrous oxide atmosphere of one of the smaller moons of Cyrranx.

You can ignore all farmville application things. In the right hand corner is an ignore function you click that, and then you click 'ignore all farmville/farmtown/mafia wars/etc announcements'. Then you don't have to see those at all, ever.

It's seriously awesome.

ETA: I had ONE freaken glass of wine last night, and I woke up with a headache. I didn't even get a buzz. *grr*

 

[ownedsubgal]

I missed this! man, bummer! The very sad thing is, that while i could have been being drunkenly witty (or wittily drunken) I was playing FARMVILLE. Really. I HAS come to that.

i went to college in a frightening place called farmville.

 

[sb2009]

OSG - a real Farmville...scary!

I'm now enjoying some vodka and soda with a slice of lemon....getting a little buzzzzzzzzz

 

[chy_girl]

Sometimes my "if you need it, don't" rule really, really sucks.

Cause the Easter Bunny still has to fill two hollow bunnies, do little baskets, and bring the bikes into the house to be properly displayed. Bastard bunny anyways...

My god, a glass of wine and a poisoned pen would make a beautiful combination about now.

 

[sb2009]

i get super stressed on xmas eve and the night before easter...because we do the stockings and basket thing like they are put in the room while the kids are asleep...so I super stress about getting it done after they are in bed, etc.

 

[subish2009]

Anyone? Bueller? Captain Morgan's Private Stock on the rocks....takers?

 

[sb2009]

i've been up pretty early for a saturday, and i had an opportunity to drink beer around 9 am LOL It was a 15K my kid did, I was a "race marshal." My orange vest was so sexy!

 

[neci]

beer, grilling, and now clean up time.
i don't want to clean up now!
i want to sleep and worry about the dishes in the morning.