Not Getting Any

[Jailhouse]

This is a gathering place for people on Lit who aren't getting any.

I'm Jailhouse. Haven't gotten any for quite some time now. No imminent prospects to get any in the near future that I'm aware of. I fear that it's quite possible by the time I get some again it'll have been a year or more since the last time I did. I'm not getting any, and I'm the host of Not Getting Any.

Post about not getting any. Why aren't you? How do you cope? How long has it been? Any chance of you getting any soon?

Sit back, relax, enjoy the chat. After all... it's not like you have to be off somewhere, getting some.

 

[Freya]

I got some this morning.

 

[Absolut]

I got some this morning.

That is such the anti-thread post, where you trying to rub it in Freya?

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I got some this morning.

And if i could i would give you some tonite. How are you doing.

 

[Batch]

I ain't got any...in almost two weeks. I tried being gentle and relentless, Thursday night...and he said he was tired .

 

[true2me]

I'm not getting any either. I may have got some about a month ago, maybe longer. Lord knows when I'll get some again. To remedy the problem I've learned to masturbate with my left hand while I scroll down the stories with my right. It seems to be working for me. For now.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I'm not getting any. Maybe I will soon, tho.

 

[Hikari]

does phone sex count in here?

 

[Freya]

That is such the anti-thread post, where you trying to rub it in Freya?

Well, yes. Of course.

 

[just pet]

I got some this morning.

me too

made me late for the gym

 

[BoobsNBrains]

does phone sex count in here?

<--Not getting that either.

 

[Absolut]

Well, yes. Of course.

That's just mean, plain olde mean.

 

[Hikari]

I haven't had any physical sexual contact since march...


but that's what I get for falling in love with someone online and having a long term long distance relationship..


Lots of phone conversations though..


Love him more than anything.. ^^


It's worth waiting for...

 

[Jailhouse]

I got some this morning.

What a scintillating contribution. Those of us who have almost forgotten what it's like to get some cause it's been so long just wanna say "thanks".

*wiping tear*

 

[Flyin_Free]

Oh, Oh, Oh *waving hand up and down This is definately a group I can join....wait that's not a very good thing to be happy about is it?

And actually looking around the room...most of these members don't seem very supportive...most of them are just bragging about getting it.

 

[Jailhouse]

I'm not getting any. Maybe I will soon, tho.

You're married, so it doesn't count.

You could get some. Maybe the thought of it makes you squirm with revulsion but... if you were just following the letter of the definition of "getting some", you could.

Ok, actually, now that I think about it... I'm not married, but that same thing applies to me. Welome to the club.

 

[Marathonman]

The longest I ever went without 'any' is 9 mos. I was around 20ish. Just broke up with my first girlfriend, more accurately, she dumped me for another guy, my self confidence was at a all time low... it was horrible.

As for now, I got some last night...

 

[_geisha_]

I haven't had any physical sexual contact since march...


but that's what I get for falling in love with someone online and having a long term long distance relationship..


Lots of phone conversations though..


Love him more than anything.. ^^


It's worth waiting for...

quotes because this is my situation exactly, with the exception being that I got it in June.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

You're married, so it doesn't count.

You could get some. Maybe the thought of it makes you squirm with revulsion but... if you were just following the letter of the definition of "getting some", you could.

Ok, actually, now that I think about it... I'm not married, but that same thing applies to me. Welome to the club.

I could...and I'm not revoldted by the thought, by any means...but there's just that whole "hills and valleys" thing that marrieds go through, ya know?

Besides, I was hoping to get some 'strange' in a few days.

 

[Recidiva]

You're married, so it doesn't count.

You could get some. Maybe the thought of it makes you squirm with revulsion but... if you were just following the letter of the definition of "getting some", you could.

Ok, actually, now that I think about it... I'm not married, but that same thing applies to me. Welome to the club.

Hoist by your own standards.

 

[Absolut]

I ain't got any...in almost two weeks. I tried being gentle and relentless, Thursday night...and he said he was tired .

Dats not good!

 

[pink]

Hello my name is pinky and it's been about a month for me.

 

[RavenousRae]

This is a gathering place for people on Lit who aren't getting any.

I'm Jailhouse. Haven't gotten any for quite some time now. No imminent prospects to get any in the near future that I'm aware of. I fear that it's quite possible by the time I get some again it'll have been a year or more since the last time I did. I'm not getting any, and I'm the host of Not Getting Any.

Post about not getting any. Why aren't you? How do you cope? How long has it been? Any chance of you getting any soon?

Sit back, relax, enjoy the chat. After all... it's not like you have to be off somewhere, getting some.

Hello,
My name is Rae. I'm not getting any either. It's been 7 months. I'm handling it, I have some lovely toys. No prospects of getting any in the near future. I'm not trying too hard though, I don't want to get some from just any body. So despite that desire, I am holding out until I meet a nice guy. That could take years, so I'm stocking up on the batteries.

 

[Jailhouse]

Should I create another Lit thread called "I'm Getting Some", just to wick off the people who wanna come in here and talk about how much they're getting it?

 

[scrymettet]

the first year is the worst.