Not even doing some baking will help

T.H. Oughts

Oh the thoughts of Oughts
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Man I have been so horny the last couple of days and then I started that chest av thread this morning and I'm sliding out of my jeans just now...

So I thought I should go do some baking to take my mind of the sexy breasts and chests. But every mini pancake I made just reminded me of the breast shapes and the streaks of burn bits of hair laden chest....

What the hell am I gonna do know????????
 
*bratcat* said:
Sweetie...you only have 24 hours to wait. Think of baseball...I hear that works for men all the time. :)
24 hours is long time to wait for such a sexy man though!!!!

Baseball will not work..... "balls" :rolleyes: :D
 
Raina said:
Maybe you should try baking a cake. ;)
lmao

Trust me that would not make matters better, I would keep running out of frosting form places I'd keep licking.... :eek: lol
 
*bratcat* said:


Go check out OUTSIDER'S av...that should cure any problem!!
True, lol


I just went and got the washing off the line, but saw the crotchless panties I bought the other day and...... need I say anymore... :( I'm a lost cause....
 
Ha! I have a friend who is a chef and baker, and he's made those boobie cakes for friends.
 
Nothing like kneeding a good bread dough to work off your frustrations. And a nice baguette is always tasty.

Besides, if the baguette baking doesn't work, you can always use it as a masturbatory device.
 
Nora said:
Besides, if the baguette baking doesn't work, you can always use it as a masturbatory device.
Remind me not to add to much salt. ;)
 
Damn it, I've been hungry all day, and not even masturbating will help. :(
 
T.H. Oughts said:

I just went and got the washing off the line, but saw the crotchless panties I bought the other day and...... need I say anymore... :( I'm a lost cause....

You can't think of this situation as a totally bad thing. I mean one can never have too many orgasms IMO.

I always tend to think of hockey when I want to get my mind off sex, but with thoughts of men in garters holding long curved sticks trying to score... that may not work for you. :D
 
Liontamr said:

I always tend to think of hockey when I want to get my mind off sex, but with thoughts of men in garters holding long curved sticks trying to score... that may not work for you. :D
Nah, men with long cocks wearing suspenders turns me on, lol
 
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