Not a list thread

[Que]

If you'd like, I'll send you a boatload. My sons collect them like they're hundred dollar bills.

Have him sort out the pre1982 ones. They are already worth about $1.50 per roll of 50 pennies.

He can triple his money today. Over time that will only be more.

By the time he is in college the penny will be obsolete and it will be legal to sell them for scrap.

If he likes coins have him sort dimes. People notice all silver quarters but not dimes. They accidentally make it from grandpas hoard back into circulation sometimes.

 

[Jennifer]

The only way to hide if from the kids?

Completely true. Christmas presents are even worse to hide. I lugged around a drum set in my vagina for 6 weeks last year.

 

[Garnate]

Completely true. Christmas presents are even worse to hide. I lugged around a drum set in my vagina for 6 weeks last year.

I you so much.

 

[pete]

I you so much.

ain't she da bomb?

 

[Killswitch]

How long do you think it will be.....

 

[Jennifer]

WHY IS EVERYONE STUFFING SWEETS IN TWATS?!

Not everyone can be as naturally sweet as you are

 

[Saint Peter]

Completely true. Christmas presents are even worse to hide. I lugged around a drum set in my vagina for 6 weeks last year.

"Your diaphragm has a hole in the middle of it."


"That is not my diaphragm. That is Petey's china type low boy."

 

[DesEsseintes]

Completely true. Christmas presents are even worse to hide. I lugged around a drum set in my vagina for 6 weeks last year.

Is it true you can orgasm in 13/8?

 

[Jennifer]

Is it true you can orgasm in 13/8?

Imagine what happens when I have a G-spot simultaneously with a clitoral orgasm.

I think it will trigger The Rapture.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Imagine what happens when I have a G-spot simultaneously with a clitoral orgasm.

I think it will trigger The Rapture.

I don't need to imagine. I've heard John Bonham.

 

[spacekowboy]

WHY IS EVERYONE STUFFING SWEETS IN TWATS?!

It's never been called "sweets" before...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Garnate, I really like hair bands. A lot. Is this a deal-breaker?

I can totally sing along with just about any of those 80's ballads...

Baby girl, I don't hate fans of hair bands. I just won't be singing along with you.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This thread has given me a new idea for my next thread title:

"Will you be my new best friend?"

 

[Garnate]

This thread has given me a new idea for my next thread title:

"Will you be my new best friend?"

Hey guess what? I'm not the one who had been ignoring you, I'm the one being ignored! Besties don't do that, man. Besties gotta hug. Often.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Hey guess what? I'm not the one who had been ignoring you, I'm the one being ignored! Besties don't do that, man. Besties gotta hug. Often.

I was giving you room to breathe.

I didn't want to come across overbearing, clingy, etc.

Smothering you is the last thing I wanted to do. Your friendship is too important to me.

*hug*

 

[Jennifer]

I don't need to imagine. I've heard John Bonham.

Kiss me, god damn it. That's where I had hoped this would go.

 

[Garnate]

I was giving you room to breathe.

I didn't want to come across overbearing, clingy, etc.

Smothering you is the last thing I wanted to do. Your friendship is too important to me.

*hug*

You had me at overbearing. C'mere ya big lug.

 

[pete]

I was giving you room to breathe.

I didn't want to come across overbearing, clingy, etc.

Smothering you is the last thing I wanted to do. Your friendship is too important to me.

*hug*

you fool! smothering IS the way to go with her!


now smoosh her face into the couch cushions and win her back!

 

[Garnate]

you fool! smothering IS the way to go with her!


now smoosh her face into the couch cushions and win her back!

That's what I do with all my frands. *Group hug!*

 

[Jennifer]

you fool! smothering IS the way to go with her!


now smoosh her face into the couch cushions and win her back!

Did I hear something about breath play????

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You had me at overbearing. C'mere ya big lug.

*stroking your hair*

How is it possible you've gotten more pretty in the last 48 hours?

you fool! smothering IS the way to go with her!


now smoosh her face into the couch cushions and win her back!

I can't do that right now. I'm watching baseball. It's game seven, man.

 

[Garnate]

*stroking your hair*

How is it possible you've gotten more pretty in the last 48 hours?

Is it because my boob twitches now? I bet that's it.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Is it because my boob twitches now? I bet that's it.

No, I've seen that.

I just assumed that was early-onset Parkinson's.

 

[Garnate]

No, I've seen that.

I just assumed that was early-onset Parkinson's.

It actually might be. I should probably consult WebMD to make sure.