Not a list thread

[Fata Morgana]

I'm still waiting to see and taste your twat filled with snickers brownie.

Bring Phelia. And extra brownies.

I've just told her what you've said and she wants to put you in her vagina with a hedgehog and a samurai sword.

 

[thør]

I'm not new. I'm just husky!

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/217/b/2/husky_by_dosiaa-d59wxmo.jpg

 

[Mischka]

In my defense I was putting candy corn into buttholes.

Only in this context could that possibly be a defense.

And Fata! Quit shoving pointy things in Phelia's dainty quim!

 

[Wife of Bath]

*pervs*

 

[Jennifer]

I've just told her what you've said and she wants to put you in her vagina with a hedgehog and a samurai sword.

If I get in there, I will claim squatter's rights and she'll never be rid of me.

 

[Garnate]

I feel it's important right now that Phelia explains what's currently inside her bergina that needs to be killed. A little concerned here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Only in this context could that possibly be a defense.

And Fata! Quit shoving pointy things in Phelia's dainty quim!

She's loving it. We're sexing up on the phone . She's singing to my chimney breasts at the mo.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Trick or treat!"






*treat*

 

[Mischka]

I feel it's important right now that Phelia explains what's currently inside her bergina that needs to be killed. A little concerned here.

Has anyone readied the Holy Canon of Vagisil yet?

She's loving it. We're sexing up on the phone . She's singing to my chimney breasts at the mo.

Those screeches aren't her singing. The porcupine hit a particularly sensitive spot, is all.

 

[Not Normal]

Your mad face amuses me to no end.


I'm really going to miss your friendship, too.









I don't do hair bands.

Van Halen is NOT a hair band. A bunch of shitty hair bands were signed in the 80s full of Van Halen wannabes, but VH is way better and much fucking cooler than any of the spandex-clad 80 crap.

:caning::caning::caning:

 

[Garnate]

Van Halen is NOT a hair band. A bunch of shitty hair bands were signed in the 80s full of Van Halen wannabes, but VH is way better and much fucking cooler than any of the spandex-clad 80 crap.

:caning::caning::caning:

Fine. Then we have him to blame for every lousy hair band that came on his heels. Terrific.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Van Halen is NOT a hair band. A bunch of shitty hair bands were signed in the 80s full of Van Halen wannabes, but VH is way better and much fucking cooler than any of the spandex-clad 80 crap.

:caning::caning::caning:

 

[Not Normal]

Fine. Then we have him to blame for every lousy hair band that came on his heels. Terrific.

Blame the record company mooks with no fucking clue of good music.

That happens in the music biz all the time. It's like all those shitty jam bands. The Dead was great, and everything they spawned SUCKS!

 

[Garnate]

Blame the record company mooks with no fucking clue of good music.

That happens in the music biz all the time. It's like all those shitty jam bands. The Dead was great, and everything they spawned SUCKS!

I WILL NOT DISCUSS MUSIC WITH YOU THAT WASN'T FULLY COMPOSED AND PERFORMED ON A KEYBOARD.

 

[Que]

Van Halen is NOT a hair band. A bunch of shitty hair bands were signed in the 80s full of Van Halen wannabes, but VH is way better and much fucking cooler than any of the spandex-clad 80 crap.

Yes but Eddie picking up the keyboards negates any earlier genius.

I WILL NOT DISCUSS MUSIC WITH YOU THAT WASN'T FULLY COMPOSED AND PERFORMED ON A KEYBOARD.

Argh!

See above.

...and no, I will not meet you half way with a keytar.

 

[The Greek]

I WILL NOT DISCUSS MUSIC WITH YOU THAT WASN'T FULLY COMPOSED AND PERFORMED ON A KEYBOARD.

Good For you!




http://www.musicwithease.com/images02/accordion-301113-2.jpg

 

[SuprSalor]

Another list I didn't make...


http://media3.giphy.com/media/OPr4p2FvVHL2M/200.gif

 

[Garnate]

Another list I didn't make...


http://media3.giphy.com/media/OPr4p2FvVHL2M/200.gif

I couldn't not laugh at that. *Gold star*

 

[jomar]

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/217/b/2/husky_by_dosiaa-d59wxmo.jpg

Wish my camera could do depth of field.

Is that David Bowie's dog.

 

[Riles]

I nearly died reading this thread. Coughed a lung right out, I did. Almost. It felt like it. I should sue you all with attempted murder.

 

[Garnate]

I nearly died reading this thread. Coughed a lung right out, I did. Almost. It felt like it. I should sue you all with attempted murder.

Are your lungs not nice and clear now? We should send you a bill.




Are you on meds? That beautiful chest should NOT be sick.

 

[Riles]

Are your lungs not nice and clear now? We should send you a bill.


Are you on meds? That beautiful chest should NOT be sick.

It's not, but I will send you the laundry bill for peeing my pants.

Not bacterial, just gotta wait for the enemy finish it's pillaging.

 

[Garnate]

It's not, but I will send you the laundry bill for peeing my pants.

Not bacterial, just gotta wait for the enemy finish it's pillaging.

What would the bill be, a quarter? A hay penny? I'm apparently unaware of what century this is.
Feel better, love. Seriously.

 

[Riles]

What would the bill be, a quarter? A hay penny? I'm apparently unaware of what century this is.
Feel better, love. Seriously.

Working on it.

For what it's worth, I miss the penny. Poor, poor pitiful penny.

 

[Garnate]

Working on it.

For what it's worth, I miss the penny. Poor, poor pitiful penny.

If you'd like, I'll send you a boatload. My sons collect them like they're hundred dollar bills.