Not a beg for mercy

[doormouse]

Delete damn it LOL

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[oggbashan]

Who's Mercy?

Why did you have to beg?

Or is Mercy beg-less?

Tell us more.

Og

 

[doormouse]

Mercy escaped

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Og,

Maybe doormouse meant "Percy," and is begging Percy Sledge to come back to her place and give an up-close-and-personal, one-on-one performance of "When A Man Loves A Woman."

Just a thought.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[oggbashan]

Or maybe Mercy is her pet goanna?

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Or maybe Mercy is her pet goanna?

Og

Which raises the question, why would an Australian want a monitor lizard? Granted, they'd cut down on computer bugs. But wouldn't the tail sometimes block the screen? (yeah, I looked it up)

RF

 

[gauchecritic]

If that's the case then perhaps Doormouse is the victim of an unfortunate (but all too common) typo and she is in fact asking for mercy from all the guano. Being a mouse wouldn't help at all considering the depth that that stuff can reach on those remote islands.

Gauche

 

[doormouse]

Or maybe Mercy is her pet goanna?

Og

A goanna?

LOL

Those things are viscious!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oooooh. I came on doormouse's thread expecting intelligent and thought provoking discussions on global events, political analysis and/or instructions on how to tie a hog down before you skin it. Instead I am appalled to find out her fiendish and diabolical plot. She purposely mislabed a thread to suck us into hearing her bad-mouth vicious lizards.

God made vicious lizards to sit around on rocks and eat flies and yes, bite you on the ass if you don't watch where you sit down, thats their job in life, and they do it quite well thank you.

Instead of allowing mean ol doormouse to continue on her hate filled tirade against lizards I think we should turn this thread around and throw it back in her face "on track" and about the original name of the thread.

"Mercy instead of hate for vicious lizards and other innocent reptile types!!! Kiss a vicious lizard or crocodile today!!! Save the reptiles, save the reptiles, mercy for our scaly-skinned friends!!!

 

[doormouse]

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oooh, you are mean. I hope a cat bites you on the tail, or wait a minute, I'll do it, turn around.

 

[doormouse]

You'd better watch out for ferociouskittycat.

(I hear she has a rough tongue)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You have vicious gonads???

 

[Lisa Denton]

You'd better watch out for ferociouskittycat.

(I hear she has a rough tongue)

I know her very well (you are soooo right about that tongue, I love it) and we often go out snake hunting together. You know, real snakes, with real guns. Theres nothing feels better than blowing a slimy snake apart with a 20 gauge shotgun. I love other reptiles but all snakes MUST DIE, hopefully violent, snake-guts and blood flying deaths. I hope Tatelou don't see this and jump me, well, I hope she jumps me but I hope she don't get mad. She is a "spider lover" so she might be a snake lover to. I really like Lou but lovin spiders is a lil too kinky for me. Anywho, your threat to send ferociouskittycat to lick me to death don't scare me. We try to lick each other to death all the time. We are thinking about charging admission to our "cat-fights." Maybe kinda a lesbian type exhibitionist competition coinciding with the olympic games. They don't have a female lesbian sumo wrestling category (I have no idea why not) and most sumo wrestlers look a lil out of shape and overweight to me.
So watch you tail lil mousie, and don't trust ferociouskittycat to be on your side. She is so weird and kinky she might surprise you and help me tie you down, while your wearing only a thin pair of panties of course, and tickle you silly.

 

[Lisa Denton]

You have vicious gonads???

He, he. A mouse with vicious gonads?


"Here she comes, to save the daaaaaaaaaay!!!!!"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Theres nothing feels better than blowing a slimy snake apart with a 20 gauge shotgun.

Damn sportin' of you, Lisa. Why not just chunk in a stick of dynamite and have a real bang?

Out in west Texas, they have rattlesnake hunts and capture them alive. All the above proves three things:

1. When it comes to snakes, you may be vicious, but you're not dumb.

2. When it comes to snakes, a lot of folks in west Texas are.

3. There's not a helluva lot to do in west Texas.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[doormouse]

That's it, I'm dobbing LOL

 

[Guest]

That's it, I'm dobbing LOL

?? ??

dobbing?

 

[matriarch]

?? ??

dobbing?

Ditto........

'Dobbin'.......cartoon, affectionate nickname for a horse.
'Dubbing'......cream/polish for use on sporting shoes (very old fashioned, I'm an old lady)
'Dubbing'.....the technique of applying voice-overs on adverts, films, soundtracks...etc.

?????????????

 

[doormouse]

Ditto........

'Dobbin'.......cartoon, affectionate nickname for a horse.
'Dubbing'......cream/polish for use on sporting shoes (very old fashioned, I'm an old lady)
'Dubbing'.....the technique of applying voice-overs on adverts, films, soundtracks...etc.

?????????????

Damn foreigners!!

Dobbing. 'telling'.....


Sheesh. 'I'm telling the teacher on you'


Talk about killing a joke

 

[Lisa Denton]

English dictionary:
Dobbing......... mouse term for licking your own derriere.

 

[MercyMia]

Who's Mercy?

Why did you have to beg?

Or is Mercy beg-less?

Tell us more.

Og

You called?

Did you mean "A bag for Mercy?" A bag of what? A hand bag or a paper bag? And besides, my name is Mia. Shouldn't this thread be titled a Handbag for Mia then?

 

[Lisa Denton]

You called?

Did you mean "A bag for Mercy?" A bag of what? A hand bag or a paper bag? And besides, my name is Mia. Shouldn't this thread be titled a Handbag for Mia then?

Oh, mercy me, I got all confused. What was this thread about? Oh yea, reptiles and snake-killin lesbian sumo wrestlers and how come they ain't in the olympics.................... I dunno.

Edited to add:
Also, WTF happened to Mia's handbag? Could be some kinda conspiracy, cause I see all this things kinda tying together, don't you?

 

[doormouse]

Jeysus!!

there's nothing to see here people... shoo... scram!!

Lisa told me her and minsue were putting on a show in the Bohemian Hangout...run!!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Jeysus!!

there's nothing to see here people... shoo... scram!!

Lisa told me her and minsue were putting on a show in the Bohemian Hangout...run!!!

How can Lisa tell you that? I am Lisa, ain't I? You are gettin me all confused again. I was in Colly's Love my Country thread for a long time. It was fun. I went and looked at the bohemian thread, they was talkin about bookstores or something. Sides I'm trying to avoid somebody who is there lots. This was fun, why are you tellin people to forget lesbian sumo wrestlers and their impact (pun) on the olympic games?