Norwegian Nut Crackers!

[JackLuis]

Looks like the Amazon up there!

Pacu, Testicle-Biting Fish, Will Target Skinny Dippers, Authorities Warn

If you're going swimming in Scandinavia, wear your trunks -- no ifs, ands or nuts.

Authorities are warning skinny dippers about the Pacu, a fish similar to the piranha that really enjoys cracking nuts with its strong jaws. They've also been known to mistake testicles for something nice and crunchy, and they're strong enough to take off a finger.

Fisherman discovered the horrifying little creature, which is native to South America, in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, CNN reports. The Pacu can grow to 55 pounds, has giant teeth and looks angry, but is usually the more friendly cousin of the piranha. That is, until it sees a testicle.

You have been warned!

 

[Handley_Page]

Fortunately, my days of skinny-dipping are long behind me.

 

[NaokoSmith]

LOL, are plump swimmers safe? Is it just skinny dippers who are in danger?

 

[JackLuis]

LOL, are plump swimmers safe? Is it just skinny dippers who are in danger?

I think it's only the 'dangley bits" that would be in danger.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I think it's only the 'dangley bits" that would be in danger.

Ooer,

LOL.

 

[JackLuis]

Ooer,

LOL.

So did you get the budget approved?

 

[NaokoSmith]

So did you get the budget approved?

LOL, you are having a good laugh about that, are you! I'm running a second laundry load through even as I post to you and read a FAWC story. .

Hey, this FAWC story is damn good! and it's not even mine, LOL. I hope you are going to read and make comments in the thread. Please make guesses about who wrote which story! Dampy is in the competition this time, so you can guess her again, LOL.

 

[damppanties]

LOL, you are having a good laugh about that, are you! I'm running a second laundry load through even as I post to you and read a FAWC story. .

Hey, this FAWC story is damn good! and it's not even mine, LOL. I hope you are going to read and make comments in the thread. Please make guesses about who wrote which story! Dampy is in the competition this time, so you can guess her again, LOL.

LOL. Did he guess me as one of the authors in the last FAWC?

That's hilarious.

I want to know which one was thought to be mine though.

 

[NaokoSmith]

LOL. Did he guess me as one of the authors in the last FAWC?

That's hilarious.

I want to know which one was thought to be mine though.

Yes he did! I want to know which ones he thinks are ours this time. He got mine hilariously wrong last time, but then most everyone did, LOL, except D_Lynn, I think, who in a dastardly intelligent detective fashion pointed out the English spelling in mine.

 

[damppanties]

Yes he did! I want to know which ones he thinks are ours this time. He got mine hilariously wrong last time, but then most everyone did, LOL, except D_Lynn, I think, who in a dastardly intelligent detective fashion pointed out the English spelling in mine.

I think I have yours down this time.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I think I have yours down this time.

Oh do you.

Agh agh! tell me, tell me, LOL. Which one do you think is mine, then, I can't bear it, I must know!

 

[CDWilder]

Fortunately, my days of skinny-dipping are long behind me.

Same here.

These days I chunky dunk.