LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

North to the Future

HisArpy said:
It blows me away that Alaska is filled with people who understand all about how wild animals are wild animals yet would endanger their kids by feeding a wild animal.
Click to expand...

We also have people from the lower 48 states who have no fucking idea about wild animals.
 
A short blerb from the APD chronicles:

"It’s WHAT NOT TO DO WEDNESDAY! 🚓 #WNTDW

We double dog dare you to read this without rolling your eyes at least once.

We’ll refer to this particular offender as Mr. “Driving-While-Not-Thinking.” There our officer was, meandering down a 45mph road while minding his own business, when his car doors were almost blown off by Mr. DWNT who flew past at over 100mph. That got our officer’s attention. And when Mr. DWNT failed to yield to the officer’s lights and sirens, and almost hit our officer’s patrol car while fleeing, that REALLY got the officer’s attention. Due to the dangerous driving behavior, the officer called in the reckless speeder to Dispatch but discontinued the pursuit. Not long after, one of the officer’s uniformed friends found the unoccupied vehicle abandoned on the side of the road.

Mr. DWNT knew he had done wrong. In an effort to be undetected he poured his bottled water onto the ground, made mud with the dirt, and then used that mud to cover up the license plate. Seriously. Like an invisibility cloak maybe? Did he think mud can’t be wiped off? Or that the officer would say, “That looks like the suspect’s car – wait – nope – that can’t be it. I can’t read the plate anymore. I should just move along.”

Mr. DWNT was tracked down and arrested. In all fairness, we should mention Mr. DWNT did say he was sorry. Oh – and he didn’t have a valid driver’s license either. But you probably guessed that part already."
 
thør said:
A short blerb from the APD chronicles:

"It’s WHAT NOT TO DO WEDNESDAY! 🚓 #WNTDW

We double dog dare you to read this without rolling your eyes at least once.

We’ll refer to this particular offender as Mr. “Driving-While-Not-Thinking.” There our officer was, meandering down a 45mph road while minding his own business, when his car doors were almost blown off by Mr. DWNT who flew past at over 100mph. That got our officer’s attention. And when Mr. DWNT failed to yield to the officer’s lights and sirens, and almost hit our officer’s patrol car while fleeing, that REALLY got the officer’s attention. Due to the dangerous driving behavior, the officer called in the reckless speeder to Dispatch but discontinued the pursuit. Not long after, one of the officer’s uniformed friends found the unoccupied vehicle abandoned on the side of the road.

Mr. DWNT knew he had done wrong. In an effort to be undetected he poured his bottled water onto the ground, made mud with the dirt, and then used that mud to cover up the license plate. Seriously. Like an invisibility cloak maybe? Did he think mud can’t be wiped off? Or that the officer would say, “That looks like the suspect’s car – wait – nope – that can’t be it. I can’t read the plate anymore. I should just move along.”

Mr. DWNT was tracked down and arrested. In all fairness, we should mention Mr. DWNT did say he was sorry. Oh – and he didn’t have a valid driver’s license either. But you probably guessed that part already."
Click to expand...

Sounds like an episode of Live PD.
 
thør said:
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/98419119_3243390025693039_439477851343814656_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=YH75uqZo41EAX8_koNZ&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=2c0093ed7532686fb1b594e2093d376c&oe=5EE4B461

"Cabin for Rent. Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Great views across the Cook Inlet. Basement unfinished. Must purchase earthquake insurance."
Click to expand...

I think that with a little bit of ingenuity, and a couple of winches, you could get that cabin back on it's foundation in 1 piece.

Probably easier and cheaper to dismantle it and move it that way though. Bonus, if you did it this way you could move it to higher ground at the same time.
 
thør said:
Who said the cabin was off it's foundation?
Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't consider the engineering aesthetics like Frank Lloyd Wright. But then again, that ain't no Falling Water either.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Liberia
Advice needed: Buying fab dresses for a beautiful non-binary born male
Replies
0
Views
82
Liberia
Liberia
B
New to Literotica
Replies
10
Views
83
BiggDaddy34
B
G
Licking wife while stroking my cock to Orgasm
Replies
5
Views
557
Xxllrs69xx
Xxllrs69xx
J
Site feature suggestion
Replies
2
Views
261
drusus
D
Foxalady
Meeting my first BBC soon
Replies
24
Views
1K
BillyWalrus
B
Back
Top