North to the Future

thør · Jul 17, 2020

Aaaaahhhh.

thør · Jul 18, 2020

Cable car rapid has changed. Lotsa people are gonna swim.

MonaLittle · Jul 18, 2020

thør said:
Still a bit of snow.

Majestic

thør · Jul 19, 2020

MonaLittle said:
Majestic

They can drop you on the glacier...

thør · Jul 19, 2020

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thør · Jul 19, 2020

Bike the moose loop!

thør · Jul 19, 2020

Psa!

ALASKA VISITOR ALERT!!!

FYI: For anyone wanting to visit Alaska. We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes or on our mountains this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Lynx have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The Devil's Club has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Wolverines have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got LOADS of murder hornets.
Along with humungous MOSQUITOES!!

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...

and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

THANK YOU.

HisArpy · Jul 19, 2020

thør said:
ALASKA VISITOR ALERT!!!

FYI: For anyone wanting to visit Alaska. We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes or on our mountains this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Lynx have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The Devil's Club has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Wolverines have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got LOADS of murder hornets.
Along with humungous MOSQUITOES!!

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

THANK YOU.

Sounds like heaven. Parks and trees and wildlife and stuff.

Here, the protesters ate all the grass and then fertilized the bare ground. Repeatedly. I thank God that they didn't have any TP when they did it.

thør · Jul 19, 2020

HisArpy said:
Sounds like heaven. Parks and trees and wildlife and stuff.

Here, the protesters ate all the grass and then fertilized the bare ground. Repeatedly. I thank God that they didn't have any TP when they did it.

In really, things aren't as well as I'd like them to be.

Aglaopheme · Jul 19, 2020

thør said:
ALASKA VISITOR ALERT!!!

FYI: For anyone wanting to visit Alaska. We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes or on our mountains this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Lynx have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The Devil's Club has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Wolverines have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got LOADS of murder hornets.
Along with humungous MOSQUITOES!!

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!!

THANK YOU.

Ha!

..

thør · Jul 19, 2020

Without the visitors on the roads, we've got more room for Valley Trash.

adrina · Jul 19, 2020

thør said:
Without the visitors on the roads, we've got more room for Valley Trash.

I feel like this should be one of those picture puzzles where you circle everything that is wrong with it.

Or maybe the challenge would be to find something that is right.

thør · Jul 20, 2020

adrina said:
I feel like this should be one of those picture puzzles where you circle everything that is wrong with it.

Or maybe the challenge would be to find something that is right.

Typical in Wasilla......