Nora's new av...

[Saint Peter]

I sure hope she does not make a habbit of it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Come on people. Nora is the nice lady from Texas that like to cook and drink COORS beer.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You like the knife better, huh?

 

[Nora]

jezus h...oh nm

Pete, yer a spazz. Now pass the sacramental wine.

PV? Loooooove the wonderwoman underoos, gf! LOVE THEM!

 

[Saint Peter]

4 out of 5 perverts prefer nunsex to knifesex. The other pervert is freakin twisted so dont listen to her.

 

[Private Vasquez]

who me?

I just like boobies. Even if they're angry.

 

[Nora]

and btw, it's h-a-b-i-t.

and coors sucks ass.

 

[Saint Peter]

Angry Underoo boobies make me hot. Lay down PV, I think I love you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

But what will the sheep think?

 

[Saint Peter]

Ewe knows.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Eve better not know. It's all her fault anyway.

 

[Saint Peter]

Eve sent Nora the masturbating nun av. There is gonna be hell to pay for this one.

 

[Nora]

Sheesh, he doesn't even know that sheep from Adam.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Adam is such a snake. She should find herself a new man.

 

[Saint Peter]

Eve and that snake were a perfect match.

 

[Nora]

I have to agree...she definitely got the better deal with the snake.

 

[Saint Peter]

Damn man bashers. What did Adam ever do to ewe?

 

[Private Vasquez]

It was the tongue action. And he brought food. You can't beat that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dinner and no movie. Eve sure was a slut for being the only woman on earth. Had the market cornered and gave it away for a Happy Meal.

 

[Nora]

Adam was a rough draft.

 

[Private Vasquez]

She had the ribs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Eve was second round draft.

 

[Nora]

Dinner and no movie. Eve sure was a slut for being the only woman on earth. Had the market cornered and gave it away for a Happy Meal.

uh...what's wrong with givin' it up for a Happy Meal? I mean, I'm not a slut or nuthin'...I'd only do it if it had a REALLY cool toy in it...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yeah, like a Barbie.

 

[Saint Peter]

"OK. I will have one Happy Meal with the anatomically correct SaintPeter Dong and a Super Size COORS for the lady. Need any McCondoms tonight?"