Nora

[Carp]

I just wanted to publicly appologize to you. I am sorry. Truly sorry. While the hurt was unintentional, it hurts you no less. Can you find it in your heart to forgive this errant fish?

 

[RooudyruffKK]

I just wanted to publicly appologize to you. I am sorry. Truly sorry. While the hurt was unintentional, it hurts you no less. Can you find it in your heart to forgive this errant fish?

of course

 

[k¡tty]

You're too precious not to.

We all love and adore Nora and I wanna grow up to be just like her.

 

[Carp]

You're too precious not to.

We all love and adore Nora and I wanna grow up to be just like her.

Thanks Kitty. I feel bad though- and now she's not around. I did send her a pm. I'm sad

 

[LukkyKnight]

Thanks Kitty. I feel bad though- and now she's not around. I did send her a pm. I'm sad

Well here's an up thought: if she wanders into the thread you're bound to look good compared to the presumptuous fuckweasel who wandered in to make a baseless post.

 

[k¡tty]

Darlin' don't feel too badly.

You're a sweetheart of a man and this just proves it. Who could be upset with you for any amount of time?

 

[Nora]

Carp, I'm not upset, hon. Sorry, I didn't see this thread 'til now.

 

[Oscuridad]

Nora.

I have decided to lust after you in Carp's place. As we're both married I think its safer and we can relate to each other's issues.

Whereas with my lusting after Kitty there was always the possibility of her trurning up on my doorstep with a big sack to carry me off in. The missus would not be pleased.

So may I help you to ease the pain of abandoment with my loving attentions?

 

[m4m4 l0n9]

Yay. Something positive to wake up to!

 

[Nora]

Nora.

I have decided to lust after you in Carp's place. As we're both married I think its safer and we can relate to each other's issues.

Whereas with my lusting after Kitty there was always the possibility of her trurning up on my doorstep with a big sack to carry me off in. The missus would not be pleased.

So may I help you to ease the pain of abandoment with my loving attentions?

LMAO Oscuridad! You bounder, you!! *grins*

I mean. Um...I am heartbroken, afterall. *sniffles n' stuff* The agony of abandonment is too much for me to bear! I think I shall have to throw my broken-hearted, empty shell of a body from the nearest cliff!

 

[k¡tty]

Nora.

I have decided to lust after you in Carp's place. As we're both married I think its safer and we can relate to each other's issues.

Whereas with my lusting after Kitty there was always the possibility of her trurning up on my doorstep with a big sack to carry me off in. The missus would not be pleased.

So may I help you to ease the pain of abandoment with my loving attentions?

*sob*


Who told? I kept my travel plans such a secret and made sure that the sack was bought from a large company so it couldn't be easily traced.

 

[Coca~Cola]

LMAO Oscuridad! You bounder, you!! *grins*

I mean. Um...I am heartbroken, afterall. *sniffles n' stuff* The agony of abandonment is too much for me to bear! I think I shall have to throw my broken-hearted, empty shell of a body from the nearest cliff!

Be careful what you say, we do have cliffs very near here.

***worried look****

 

[Oscuridad]

LMAO Oscuridad! You bounder, you!! *grins*

I mean. Um...I am heartbroken, afterall. *sniffles n' stuff* The agony of abandonment is too much for me to bear! I think I shall have to throw my broken-hearted, empty shell of a body from the nearest cliff!

No! You mustn't!

There is a shortage of berfect breasts in this world, and it would be a horrific shame to damage yours.

Come let me comfort you amongst this conveniently avaiable cloud-like arrangement of soft cushions. I even brought grapes. Shall I feed them to you?

 

[Carp]

Thanks Nora. Regardless, I'll try and be better in the future

 

[Oscuridad]

*sob*


Who told? I kept my travel plans such a secret and made sure that the sack was bought from a large company so it couldn't be easily traced.

I keep careful tabs on all sales of sacks that might contain an Oscuridad.

Caution is a game for the wise.

Besides, the burlap would have chaffed something awful.

 

[someplace]

And this is such a welcome relief to the Nora Thread-of-the-Day I was asked about with one eye opened this morning. Please know I would like it posted for the record, that I strongly urge against any Nora Threads dealing with bodily functions!

 

[marksgirl]

And this is such a welcome relief to the Nora Thread-of-the-Day I was asked about with one eye opened this morning. Please know I would like it posted for the record, that I strongly urge against any Nora Threads dealing with bodily functions!

LMAO *hi someplace*

 

[Nora]

No! You mustn't!

There is a shortage of berfect breasts in this world, and it would be a horrific shame to damage yours.

Come let me comfort you amongst this conveniently avaiable cloud-like arrangement of soft cushions. I even brought grapes. Shall I feed them to you?

berfect breasts? LOL I love the princess bride, though.

Are the grapes seedless? I don't wanna choke on any seeds. Oh, and are they white or purple grapes? I like 'em sugared and frozen best of all. Will you do that? And my cloud-like pillows need plumping. I swear I got a lumpy one!

 

[Nora]

And this is such a welcome relief to the Nora Thread-of-the-Day I was asked about with one eye opened this morning. Please know I would like it posted for the record, that I strongly urge against any Nora Threads dealing with bodily functions!

you can tell Mr Bluesy that there will be no more response to the Nora Thread of the Day. ESPECIALLY if they mention bodily fluids.

 

[someplace]

LMAO *hi someplace*

OH, Marksgirl! I rolled over this morning and (I swear) the first words out of my mouth were, "I've got this great idea for a Marksgirl thread." I was answered with "I was JUST thinking the same thing!"

You're in trouble, girlfiend...

 

[marksgirl]

OH, Marksgirl! I rolled over this morning and (I swear) the first words out of my mouth were, "I've got this great idea for a Marksgirl thread." I was answered with "I was JUST thinking the same thing!"

You're in trouble, girlfiend...

OH SHIT!!!! *runs and hides* Tanks not here to help me defend my self either! *lol*

 

[someplace]

you can tell Mr Bluesy that there will be no more response to the Nora Thread of the Day. ESPECIALLY if they mention bodily fluids.

I said "fuctions" not "fluids." Someone in the background is vehemently denying statements about either, however I can tell you I feel like the little kid with the finger in the dyke. I'm doing my best here, but wondering how successful I've been. Uh oh... I think I may have disturbed the sleeping beast.

 

[someplace]

OH SHIT!!!! *runs and hides* Tanks not here to help me defend my self either! *lol*

It's not that bad. You'll like it, don't worry...

 

[Oscuridad]

berfect breasts? LOL I love the princess bride, though.

Are the grapes seedless? I don't wanna choke on any seeds. Oh, and are they white or purple grapes? I like 'em sugared and frozen best of all. Will you do that? And my cloud-like pillows need plumping. I swear I got a lumpy one!

She caught the quote, YAY

Seedless, white, sugared, very cold. In fact I've put a few into a glass of lemonade for you.

*plumping pillows*

Can I move the universe an inch or so to the left for you?

 

[marksgirl]

It's not that bad. You'll like it, don't worry...

*WHEW*