Nora...

[His_kitty]

When are you available to give me lessons on how to be more assertive -n- stuff?

 

[Nora]

Right now.

You want my patented "How to be assertive southern-belle style" course or the ever popular "Fuck off and die, you obnoxious prick" course?

 

[red_rose]

She's currently offering the "Nora Comes to Your House and Smacks You Around Until You Stop Being a Pussy" program for just $49.95 + travel expenses.

 

[His_kitty]

Right now.

You want my patented "How to be assertive southern-belle style" course or the ever popular "Fuck off and die, you obnoxious prick" course?

I think I should start off slowly at first, don't you?


Then we'll move onto the Fuck off and die. Or does kiss my hillbilly ass ya moron, come before that one?

 

[Nora]

She's currently offering the "Nora Comes to Your House and Smacks You Around Until You Stop Being a Pussy" program for just $49.95 + travel expenses.**

** offer only good in the contiguous 48 states. All travel must be completed on weekends and complementary breakfasts will be charged to travel expenditures.

 

[His_kitty]

She's currently offering the "Nora Comes to Your House and Smacks You Around Until You Stop Being a Pussy" program for just $49.95 + travel expenses.

LOL


I might be able to scrape that together.. I have no doubt that it comes back with a full money back guarantee.






not that I'd ever ask for it because she might hurt me

 

[Sillyman]

She's currently offering the "Nora Comes to Your House and Smacks You Around Until You Stop Being a Pussy" program for just $49.95 + travel expenses.

I tried that one. It didn't work. Then I was introduced to the bonus program, "Nora beats you with a tire iron until you stop asking for a refund."

 

[Nora]

I think I should start off slowly at first, don't you?


Then we'll move onto the Fuck off and die. Or does kiss my hillbilly ass ya moron, come before that one?

"Kiss my hillbilly ass" is, of course, always a good reply.

To start slowly, try this first:

"No, thank you."

The trick to that one is that you must continue to repeat it, no matter what the offensive fucktard is saying. For example:

Him: C'mon baby. You know you want it. Suck my luv pump, bitch!

You: No, thank you.

Him: Aww, you're just teasin' babe. I know you want it. All the girlies wanna throat my studly mantool!

You: No, thank you.

Him: Fucking bitch! Who the fuck do you think you are?? Cunt!

You: No, thank you.

etc.

The appropriate use of the "no, thank you" response relies on repetition.

 

[Nora]

There's no money-back guarantee. It's mine, bitch. All mine!

And shut up, Sillyman, or I'll move on to the next phase: Nora beats you to a pulp using a spiked dildo.

 

[His_kitty]

To start slowly, try this first:

"No, thank you."

Okay I just tried that.. we'll see if it works or not.



*crosses her fingers*

 

[Nora]

The other option is the "non-response" that basically informs the fucktard in question that you're not interested in his/her silly game.

 

[cybergirly]

*sitting down in corner...taking notes*

 

[Sillyman]

There's no money-back guarantee. It's mine, bitch. All mine!

And shut up, Sillyman, or I'll move on to the next phase: Nora beats you to a pulp using a spiked dildo.

She's a mean lady.

 

[His_kitty]

The other option is the "non-response" that basically informs the fucktard in question that you're not interested in his/her silly game.

I considered that one, I remember you mentioning it the other night.



But umm.. well... I don't think that I'm quite there yet. I always respond to pm's.

 

[Nora]

She's a mean lady.

'tis true.

now pipe down or I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

I think you're taking the "Hands On" approach just a smidge too far.

 

[Nora]

I considered that one, I remember you mentioning it the other night.



But umm.. well... I don't think that I'm quite there yet. I always respond to pm's.

Yup, my Zapping-The-Assholes-With-Southern-Charm course is for you!

If you keep saying, "no, thank you" they do get bored eventually.

There is also the block/ignore feature which is your friend.

There is also the public humiliation route, but that's an advanced move.

 

[His_kitty]

I think you're all taking the "Hands On" approach just a smidge too far.

I think that your in need of some hands on approach, yourself.

 

[HeavyStick]

"kiss my hillbilly ass" isn't a good reply to everyone.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by his kitty
I think that your in need of some hands on approach, yourself.

No, thank you.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Yup, my Zapping-The-Assholes-With-Southern-Charm course is for you!

If you keep saying, "no, thank you" they do get bored eventually.

There is also the block/ignore feature which is your friend.

There is also the public humiliation route, but that's an advanced move.

I officially this woman!

 

[His_kitty]

Yup, my Zapping-The-Assholes-With-Southern-Charm course is for you!

If you keep saying, "no, thank you" they do get bored eventually.

There is also the block/ignore feature which is your friend.

There is also the public humiliation route, but that's an advanced move.

I just hate coming across as rude.. yeah I have issues.



Heavy I know who to say that to and in what situations to say it.. and have the results I hope for. ;-)


Ouch James. *sniff* See if I offer to give you some hands on again.

 

[Nora]

"kiss my hillbilly ass" isn't a good reply to everyone.

True. I would use it only on straight women and gay men.

What's the nature of the current aggrevant, Hk?

a) typical male who won't take no for an answer
b) stalker male
c) female who won't take no
d) stalker female
e) female who thinks you "stole" her bf?


(I'm so proud of Jaymes. His $49.95 was money well spent!)

 

[His_kitty]

True. I would use it only on straight women and gay men.

What's the nature of the current aggrevant, Hk?

a) typical male who won't take no for an answer
b) stalker male
c) female who won't take no
d) stalker female
e) female who thinks you "stole" her bf?


(I'm so proud of Jaymes. His $49.95 was money well spent!)

A.


Am I the only one who always responds to pm's? Even pm's from people who have been registered for several months to years, and yet only have 1 post? lol

 

[HeavyStick]

A.


Am I the only one who always responds to pm's? Even pm's from people who have been registered for several months to years, and yet only have 1 post? lol

It's not me is it?

PM me the name, I can keep a secret with Nora.