Nora...

I had Nora for dinner tonight.

She was easy to prepare, nutritious and delicious.

Four stars.
 
And I go well with everything from root beer to champagne.


Y'all are weird. No, really. Weird.
 
Nora's ass wrapped in Texas flag under glass. Aint no better viddles than that.
 
I can't believe no one has mentioned the creamy center. Too bad there ain't no cherry in that dish!

*Licks lips*

A tasty midnight snack, that Nora is.
 
So ok, I scared the guys at the liquor store tonight. I was buying some Kirsch and they asked me about it, how does it taste, etc. I said, "ugh! I wouldn't drink the crap! It tastes like cough syrup!" and they thought i was being all defensive (which I wasn't). So I explained that I only use it in fondue. They were surprised that it's one of the ingredients and asked what else was in it. So I told 'em.

One of the guys said, "wow, that sound fantastic! You'll have to bring us some so we can see how it tastes!" I replied, "Sure, everyone likes a wad of cold, leftover cheese. YUM!"

I think he took offense. I meant to add that I have an electric fondue pot (a chanukah present from mi amiga! YAY!) and that I'd bring it up and make it hot for them. But I think I left off that part.

Now I have to find a new liquor store. :(
 
SaintPeter said:
Never piss off your accountant or your bartender. Words to live by.

you should also never piss ON your bartender or accountant.
 
SaintPeter said:
Your kink gives me wood.

what?? i said you should NEV...awww, ok..i like the golden shower action. deal with that!
 
amelia said:
you should also never piss ON your bartender or accountant.

Tasty amelia
sugar sweet, oh so gentle
pissing is her thing.
 
amelia said:
what?? i said you should NEV...awww, ok..i like the golden shower action. deal with that!


You just go sit in the bathtub while I have a couple more beers.
 
Nora said:
Tasty amelia
sugar sweet, oh so gentle
pissing is her thing.

i do not like pee
i'm just pretending i do
it's only a joke!
 
all lies, dirty lies!
we know she luvs water sports...
silly amelia!
 
to hell with you two
pissing is not my sex thing
facials are for me.
 
Eating Nora

Spelling buddy---It's " vittles " ...................








<JUST PET'S TROLL>:p The Bedazzled One.
 
yuh.

anyway.


amelia's skin
silky smooth, pale and creamy
now we all know why.
 
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