Nora

[red_rose]

Is that a knife in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?



Please don't hurt me.

 

[Nora]

Depends, are you bearing chocolate?

 

[red_rose]

If it's a matter of life or death on my part... I could be!

Are we talking ice cream or just straight up Hershey's bar?

 

[Nora]

Oh baby. I need the good stuff. We're talking Godiva, baby. Ghiradelli will do in a pinch. Ooo! Have you tried the box-mix Ghiradelli brownies? They're incredible!

 

[red_rose]

*drools*

 

[Nora]

heheh! One of my coworkers just came by and asked if I would be so kind as to warn him if I intend to bring firearms to work tomorrow.

I had to go to options to show him my current av (i'm at work so all pics are off). heheheheh! I think he's even MORE scared of me now...

 

[red_rose]

So, basically you told him you prefer knives over guns, right?

Give me his email address and I'll let him know that if he brings chocolate tomorrow, he might be spared!

 

[Nora]

lmao! Noooooo! He's one of the nice ones, ergo he shall be spared.

Management on the other hand...oy. Big ol' bloodbath.

DISCLAIMER: This post in no way represents an intent to commit murder. These meaningless rantings are the work of a VERY bad day and no actual victims have been chosen...

 

[red_rose]

I love that word... "ergo".


It looks like it should rhyme with "Pergo", but it doesn't.



(I'm an airhead today. Don't mind me. Sleep deprivation and all.)

 

[Nora]

LMAO!

The last time I was sleep deprived...well ok, I'm always sleep deprived, but the last time I had a sleep deprivation-based thought that was only interesting due to it's genesis in sleep deprivation...ack. Lemme start over

My best deep thought spurred by sleep deprivation was the theory that everyone's persona can be summed up by an 80's movie character stereotype.

You know, like "the overly authoritarian teacher" and "the shy heroine who thinks she wants to be popular" or "the popular yet bitchy girl who gets her comeuppance in the end".

And why doesn't "pergo" rhyme with "ergo"? It should. I mean an "erg" as in a unit of work starts off promisingly...

 

[red_rose]

Silly English language.

I tell ya.

 

[red_rose]

What would my 80's movie character stereotype be?

 

[Nora]

You're the beautiful young heroine, of course!!!

Can I be your bitter friend?

 

[binkley]

I love that word... "ergo".
It looks like it should rhyme with "Pergo", but it doesn't.

Why doesn't it? It does for me, for certain pronunciations.

 

[Nora]

Why doesn't it? It does for me, for certain pronunciations.

Dude! You been taking diction lessons from Red Duke or something?

 

[binkley]

I mean an "erg" as in a unit of work starts off promisingly...

A great word: reminds me of "slug", an English unit of mass only unleashed on freshman physics exams.

 

[Nora]

I gotta slug for you, buddy boy....*rolls up sleeves*

 

[binkley]

Dude! You been taking diction lessons from Red Duke or something?

Yeh.

Checking handy www.dictionary.com, either er-go or air-go are ok.

 

[sexy-girl]

i love that av ... i wish i had it to scare lobito

 

[Nora]

I'm only using it one week out of the month, sexy-girl. She's got no previous engagements the other 3 weeks.

and in the words of the immortal Dennis Miller.
I
am
outta here. *scribbles on desk for realism*

 

[red_rose]

You're the beautiful young heroine, of course!!!

Can I be your bitter friend?

Heroin is bad for you.

Oh, wait... you said heroine!



Of course you can be my bitter friend! We can be the bitterst friends that ever were! Heh.

It sounded funny in my head... really it did.

 

[Nora]

no, no, no! I get to be the bitter, man-hating bitch and you get to be sweetness and light! Obvious differences film better. *nodsnods*

 

[red_rose]

Me?

Sweetness and light??





Honey... we need to have a talk...

 

[Nora]

Ok, so less Deborah Foreman in Valley Girl and more hrmmmm. How about Elizabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting? She was spunky!

I get to be John Cuzak's psycho guitar playing friend in Say Anything though, ok?

 

[red_rose]

I would say I want to be John Cuzak, but I'm not moody enough.