Nora wants to have my love child.

[red_rose]

She really does.

I keep trying to explain the reality of the situation to her, but she just doesn't get it.

This girl doesn't take "No" for an answer!

 

[Nora]

In the words of Bill Bradley, "Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in."

 

[red_rose]

LOL!

 

[hogjack]

I volunteer

...to handle the in vitro fertilization.

Some of my techniques for the procedure might be considered non-standard.

 

[Nora]

lol thanks Hoggy. Knew i could count on you to help a girl out! *grin*

 

[hogjack]

Uh

lol thanks Hoggy. Knew i could count on you to help a girl out! *grin*

If the kid looks like me it is strictly coincidental by the way. Both of you will need to sign a waiver form, of course.

 

[Nora]

I'm hoping the kid looks like r_r.

 

[nike]

I'm hoping the kid looks like r_r.

Well the kid would be lucky if s/he looked like either one of you lovely ladies.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I knew I couldn't trust that bitch.

Oh Nora? I'm throwing all of your clothes, your 70's disco CDs and your cat out the front door right now.

 

[Agent99]

Can I have her 70s albums? I love the nightlife, I like to boogie.

 

[WaxNWane]

Well the kid would be lucky if s/he looked like either one of you lovely ladies.

But, what if it's a boy?

True, the breasts would make a fortune on the talk-show circuit...but still.

 

[red_rose]

Nora and I would make a hottie regardless of the gender.

 

[WaxNWane]

Pimptress-twins powers, activate!

 

[sunstruck]

I think you should have a son, and in 18 years send him to be my pool boy. I don't have a pool, but I'll put one in just for him.

 

[Nora]

I knew I couldn't trust that bitch.

Oh Nora? I'm throwing all of your clothes, your 70's disco CDs and your cat out the front door right now.

Nawwwww baby! It ain't that kinda thang! I just want her for her genes. It's true! Ask anyone! She's perfect! *ducks*

You're the only woman I wanna share my Leif Garrett albums with, baby!

AND NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY ALBUMS, 99!

(keep your eyes offa my bazoombas, W&W)

 

[Rubyfruit]

So now she has better genes than me?

I just broke your Disco Queen cd.

 

[Nora]

nonononononoo! Dear G-d!! not the ABBA! Nobody's as beautiful as you are, but you've already blessed the world by replicating your genes! I wanted to give r_r a chance, as she's a minutely lesser mortal than yourself!


And SunStruck? Is that like fostering a kid out in the olden days?

 

[hogjack]

There seems to be a little feud here

And a Jell-O wrestling match would be a good way to settle it.

Since I'm doing the fertilization I'll also volunteer to run this, too.

 

[Carp]

Hi Nora

 

[sunstruck]

And SunStruck? Is that like fostering a kid out in the olden days?

Ummm, yeah, fostering! That's a great word, err idea! I can teach him stuff. Important stuff. Shiny, hard, glistening, wet...umm you know grammar.

 

[red_rose]

Pimptress-twins powers, activate!

Do we need special rings for that?

Ruby - Nanny-nanny boo-boo.

Sunstruck - pool boy on the way! God knows I would never be able to handle raising a little girl.

 

[sunstruck]

Sunstruck - pool boy on the way! God knows I would never be able to handle raising a little girl.

Yay! 18 years, I should be due for a mid-life crisis by then. Excellent timing!

 

[Nora]

W&W, I was working on that business card earlier at work (but my computer crashed...it was a sad day).

But of course, Hoggy =) What flavor?

Hi carp!


I'm thinking you're the perfect choice for fostering my love child, Sunstruck. You'll corrupt him in a way that I just couldn't even imagine (especially since the thought makes me go EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

r_r? More jewelry is *always* appropriate.

 

[Frimost]

The "Reality" of the situation?

"Oh Yeah? Reality ain't what it used to be."

 

[sunstruck]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

What? You don't approve of proper grammar?