Nora just left me a drunken voicemail

[Rubyfruit]

I think she said something about wanting to lick me, but I'm not sure.

Should I tell her that I was sexing Alex up on the other line?

 

[Cerberus666]

yes definitely then maybe she'll want to lick her too.

 

[alexandraaah]

And to think I was showing off in this thread.

 

[red_rose]

That could make her jealous.

A jealous Nora is not a good thing!

 

[Cerberus666]

That could make her jealous.

A jealous Nora is not a good thing!

this is true but the possibility of her wanting to lick both of them is just too great to pass up.

 

[Rubyfruit]

And to think I was showing off in this thread.

Oh, you're so sweet. *muah*

Rose, do you know what number she's at? I just tried D's cell but got the voice mail. She was so funny on this message.

 

[Cleopatra]

A drumken Nora voicemail? That's got to be worth a lot on eBay...

*Counting my cash*

 

[Rubyfruit]

OMG, she's toasted! I have her and Ithaqua and Coca-Cola on the phone.

Ithaqua wants to know if Glam is a top or bottom. Does anybody know?

 

[glamorilla]

i can flip.

 

[teddybear4play]

I wouldn't need to be drunk to leave you lovelorn messages of lusty licking.

TB4p

 

[red_rose]

OMG, she's toasted!

Holy crap! She must have had an entire liter of tequila! lol Nora's never toasted!

 

[Rubyfruit]

i can flip.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

This is fun!

I can't believe the two coolest gay guys on the board haven't hooked up yet.

TB, I wouldn't mind that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Holy crap! She must have had an entire liter of tequila! lol Nora's never toasted!

She had me in stitches. She's very affectionate when she drinks.

Nora said to tell everybody that she LOVES you.

lol

 

[teddybear4play]

I can't believe the two coolest gay guys on the board haven't hooked up yet.

Um, not to be the one who pisses on the parade, but don't they kinda win by default here? I don't know any other completely "Out" guys here, cool or nay.

TB, I wouldn't mind that.

Would you like me to leave it for you now, or at a later time when you're not expecting it?

TB4p

 

[Rubyfruit]

A drumken Nora voicemail? That's got to be worth a lot on eBay...

*Counting my cash*

Good thing I saved the message.

I'll cut you a good deal, Cleo.

TB, you're kinda turning me on with that Dennis Miller av. I've always had a thing for him.

 

[teddybear4play]

TB, you're kinda turning me on with that Dennis Miller av. I've always had a thing for him.

"We've got too much B.S. educational happy-talk in our country, 'D's are just B's without their belts on!' . . . The next thing you know, you're 40 years old, wearing a paper hat, saying 'You want something to brink with that Dig Mac?' "

TB4p

 

[Nora]

And for the record, I was not toasted. Just a smidgen more than tipsy, perhaps.

But yeah, I'm affectionate when I'm drinking.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nora's been ignoring me, too.

I've been bashing France lately, cuz I know she's in Texas, but it doesn't seem to matter.

I don't know what else to do.

I can't move to Texas, it's just too hot there.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Then, she did say she stays out of "political" threads, so maybe that's the thing.

Still, isn't politics mostly fluff, anyway?

 

[Nora]

Darling Byron!! Do you know that I've thought about you twice tonight? The first was when I got on when I got home and saw your frenchy thread. I said to myself, "Ya know, one of these nights I'm gonna have to go into one of those and drag him over to a fluffy thread so he can see how the other half lives."

The second time was while typing up that stuff for Intrigued. I said to myself, "Betcha if Byron reads this he's gonna be *forced* to say something snarky about MS systems..."

I just wanna smear fluffy stuff all over you in a Windows environment, Byron.