Noob!

[positivedge]

yet saying hello - look me up sometime

 

[Debbie]

Hi newbie.

Care to share a little about yourself?

 

[girlsmiley]

yet saying hello - look me up sometime

Under D for Douchebag?

 

[Mockingjay]

Well, weel, welcome on Lit, newbie. Please get used to pervs and bitches around you.

 

[Garnate]

I'm guessing from your profile that you're Asian. Obviously English isn't your first language so I took a minute to picture you how I wanted you to look like and that, new best friend, is Asian.

Welcome!

에 오신 것을 환영합니다!

 

[Wings]

You don't like guys in their 50s or are smelly.


Good luck around here.

 

[Garnate]

You don't like guys in their 50s or are smelly.


Good luck around here.

That was a coffee choker. A choke coffier? No. I choked on my coffee. There we go.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's getting mean in here!

 

[Wings]

That was a coffee choker. A choke coffier? No. I choked on my coffee. There we go.

Don't make me do the heimlich, I haven't had my own coffee yet.

 

[Wings]

It's getting mean in here!

You stink.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I am 45 and I bathe. Come to me Noob Princess!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I know, and it's still three days till bath time!

 

[Garnate]

Don't make me do the heimlich, I haven't had my own coffee yet.

Would that even help if I'm aspirating on coffee? You'll probably need a giant straw to stick down my throat and syphon the fluids out. And then I'll be turned on and it'll become this whole awkward thing....

Stop being funny and this never would've happened.

 

[Wings]

Would that even help if I'm aspirating on coffee? You'll probably need a giant straw to stick down my throat and syphon the fluids out. And then I'll be turned on and it'll become this whole awkward thing....

Stop being funny and this never would've happened.

I've seen them do that throat slice thing with a pen a few times on TV, you're in good hands.

 

[Wings]

I am 45 and I bathe. Come to me Noob Princess!

She doesn't want to talk about dicks though, you're out!


I kid, I kid.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

She doesn't want to talk about dicks though, you're out!


I kid, I kid.

I won't talk about Johnny. I kid, I kid.

Don;t listen to her Positivedge my Noob Princess. I have ink and I can mess up my hair

 

[Wings]

I won't talk about Johnny. I kid, I kid.

Don;t listen to her Positivedge my Noob Princess. I have ink and I can mess up my hair

You do have good hair.

Take a chance on this one, PE.

 

[Wings]

Would that even help if I'm aspirating on coffee? You'll probably need a giant straw to stick down my throat and syphon the fluids out. And then I'll be turned on and it'll become this whole awkward thing....

Stop being funny and this never would've happened.

I think you're the only one I know who's as slutty as I am, what do you think about continuing to sex up a hot Brazilian guy even though his spunk always tastes vaguely of a churrascaria? Especially since I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Mockingjay]

This is getting serious....

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You do have good hair.

Take a chance on this one, PE.

It is over before it began. I can't play an instrument.

Easy come, easy go.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

likes musicians and dudes with messy hair like dreads etc.

I dunno about you possibly being Asian, but I know what you're not, because dreads aren't "messy."

http://media.tumblr.com/7f49af67374e45355d02de2fe0c44bac/tumblr_inline_mus7bztC1J1rpbzy6.gif

yeeesh.

 

[islandman]

I am not responsible for my cocky attitude.

I do, however, revel, in it.

 

[Garnate]

I think you're the only one I know who's as slutty as I am, what do you think about continuing to sex up a hot Brazilian guy even though his spunk always tastes vaguely of a churrascaria? Especially since I'm a vegetarian.

I say go for it. It's like tasting meat products while remaining vegetarian-pure.

I dunno about you possibly being Asian, but I know what you're not, because dreads aren't "messy."

http://media.tumblr.com/7f49af67374e45355d02de2fe0c44bac/tumblr_inline_mus7bztC1J1rpbzy6.gif

yeeesh.

See? Asians wouldn't know that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think you're the only one I know who's as slutty as I am, what do you think about continuing to sex up a hot Brazilian guy even though his spunk always tastes vaguely of a churrascaria? Especially since I'm a vegetarian.

It would be okay if you're vegetarian, but not if you're vegan.

 

[Garnate]

It would be okay if you're vegetarian, but not if you're vegan.

I have no idea what churrascaria is. And until google gets invented, I might never know!