nonviolent insult thread

Hey fishie, suck on a bullet-proof vanilla buttmuffin you boobysack avatar fondle bucket!
 
Thanks for the points, but I am taking my ass to a clusterfuck bluesnight in a club with a bunch of asslicking skidmark-breathed fingerfucking cocksucking muscians who merely suck each other's dicks and away from all of you spermbrained throat whores.

LOL
 
Hey, PC, Lol, you Menstrual Martini drinking, piss lover with a bad attitude.
 
riff said:
Thanks for the points, but I am taking my ass to a clusterfuck bluesnight in a club with a bunch of asslicking skidmark-breathed fingerfucking cocksucking muscians who merely suck each other's dicks and away from all of you spermbrained throat whores.

LOL

LMAO

Riff, you're so good at this!
 
Starfish said:
Hey, PC, Lol, you Menstrual Martini drinking, piss lover with a bad attitude.

That's me, you watercolor tonguebath fliptartin' bonzai slutfeast.
 
gangbang fucker cum swallower raunchy dick cheese breathed asshole
 
TN_Vixen said:
buttflapping fart sniffler rank pussy smelling mo fo

Yeah, I know I am, but that doesn't make you any less a fracksnazzle bonemoat crackermunch with a shriveled up hangdown puffroid.
 
Bonsai is spelt with an s, not a z, you typically typo deficient, ass munching, chicken-lady lovin, cabbage head.
 
Starfish said:
Bonsai is spelt with an s, not a z, you typically typo deficient, ass munching, chicken-lady lovin, cabbage head.

I know that, dingleflap gutterwart with freakzone on your goosehole-loving snapfanny!
 
Go forth and multiply... You flaccid, skunk-breath'd lover of lactating yaks.. :D
 
Problem Child said:


I know that, dingleflap gutterwart with freakzone on your goosehole-loving snapfanny!


I rather liked the more personal insults, you horticultural machine toying, fridge raiding, scuzzelbutted chick-magnet.
 
grizzle gobbler chicken shit muching psycho lovin drooling fanny slapper
 
Starfish said:



I rather liked the more personal insults, you horticultural machine toying, fridge raiding, scuzzelbutted chick-magnet.


I care not, O princess of the cockslobber-cumshot-pumpkinbreadweasel.
 
I have to go make my rancid ass a slurpable dinner, so I don't wither away and croak on you peabrains. I'll probably barf it all up, because I am a bulimic wanna be, but I'll re-eat it, just like the dog I am. :D
 
Starfish said:
I have to go make my rancid ass a slurpable dinner, so I don't wither away and croak on you peabrains. I'll probably barf it all up, because I am a bulimic wanna be, but I'll re-eat it, just like the dog I am. :D

That's lovely, my drab-feathered zebraturd. Go re-eat and generate bilious gassy clouds of fetid stench.
 
Yo.. yo yo... come and lick this bulbous inverted nipple lovin' booty shakin mama.
 
TN_Vixen said:
Yo.. yo yo... come and lick this bulbous inverted nipple lovin' booty shakin mama.

I'd do it but those two misshapen watermelons dancing the samba at the base of your spine and posin' as your ass have me temporarily hYp=mO~TizED!
 
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