Nonsense!

[NoJo]

It's not his stiffy that bothers me...

 

[cloudy]

If it rains while the sun's shining, it means the Devil is beating his wife.

Cloudy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If it rains while the sun's shining, it means the Devil is beating his wife.

Cloudy

In Japan it means the foxes are getting married.

 

[NoJo]

In England it means you wear shorts, sunglasses and galoshes.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

In England it means you wear shorts, sunglasses and galoshes.

Is that what you're wearing now? You sexy thing.

 

[NoJo]

No, the usual: 501's, trainers, tee shirt and a fake Croucho mustache, glasses and cigar

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, the usual: 501's, trainers, tee shirt and a fake Croucho mustache, glasses and cigar

I wear the mustache and glasses when I drive, keeps the other drivers on their toes...I like to wave to them like it's quite normal.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

When cows sit down, it's going to rain!

 

[RenzaJones]

dreams about swimming fish means someone you know is pregnant

 

[pop_54]

When the cows lay on their side, it means some bastard's been cow tipping again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

When the cows lay on their side, it means some bastard's been cow tipping again.

I tipped a cow once, the waiter was pissed.

 

[pop_54]

It's not his stiffy that bothers me...

I resemble that remark young man.

 

[NoJo]

Sorry, pop. But admit it.. he's beggin' for it in that photo.

 

[pop_54]

Sorry, pop. But admit it.. he's beggin' for it in that photo.

Well he's *L's* isn't he, her pussy's always beggin for it.

 

[pop_54]

I tipped a cow once, the waiter was pissed.

Just realised, you're as silly as me, maybe there is something in the rumour

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just realised, you're as silly as me, maybe there is something in the rumour

Thanks Dad, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree...lol

 

[NoJo]

You should mark the jars clearly: 1: CATNIP 2: DOPE

 

[pop_54]

Thanks Dad, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree...lol

 

[NoJo]

My nuts dropped miles from the tree -- I think it was in the changing room after football

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My nuts dropped miles from the tree -- I think it was in the changing room after football

Now it's just another hanging basket.

 

[Guest]

Stella, Bacardi, vodka, white wine and grapefruit juice mix very well in a cocktail.

Lou

P.S. This is the "Nonsense" thread, and hell do they!!??

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Stella, Bacardi, vodka, white wine and grapefruit juice mix very well in a cocktail.

Lou

P.S. This is the "Nonsense" thread, and hell do they!!??

Are you pissed again or still?

 

[Guest]

Are you pissed again or still?

Again. Not still, cos I wasn't earlier.

Worse still than just being pissed, is being pissed and having nobody to bitch at and take the piss out of.

My usual target has buggered off to bed.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

My usual target has buggered off to bed.

Lou

You're welcome to take the piss out of me. I promise to be a perfect straight man (and a perfectly straight one, too, in whatever sense you want).

 

[pop_54]

You're welcome to take the piss out of me. I promise to be a perfect straight man (and a perfectly straight one, too, in whatever sense you want).

Ok you go straight, guess that's us finished then.