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lewdandlicentious said:
Doesn't much matter, mine doesn't last that long!!!
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Which, your moustache, or your beer?

What if you dipped your entire beard somewhere else?

:p

Katie-Lou :D
 
If you hold onto a wee for too long, the acid will burn your bladder...


gotta go


might shave too.
 
A prostitute's nursery rhyme-
One two, Let us screw,
Three four, I'm a whore,
Five six, Suck the dick,
Seven Eight, Ejaculate,
Nine Ten, Fuck again.
 
damppanties said:
It's raining. :)

Does this mean I don't need to give the cat its bath?
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Have you ever actually done that?

I never have, because I know how ballistic cats go around water. When I was about five I was in the paddling pool in my garden, and our old grumpy cat, Timmy, was wandering by. I thought he'd enjoy a swim with me... Yeah, right! He went mental, and scratched me to pieces. I've never even attempted to put a cat in water since. Although, my oldest female cat now, Leah, often follows me into the bathroom and sits on the edge of the bath while I'm in it. She likes the bubbles, and hits at them with her paw. :)

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
Have you ever actually done that?

I never have, because I know how ballistic cats go around water. When I was about five I was in the paddling pool in my garden, and our old grumpy cat, Timmy, was wandering by. I thought he'd enjoy a swim with me... Yeah, right! He went mental, and scratched me to pieces. I've never even attempted to put a cat in water since. Although, my oldest female cat now, Leah, often follows me into the bathroom and sits on the edge of the bath while I'm in it. She likes the bubbles, and hits at them with her paw. :)

Lou
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Yes, once. I think you can imagine what happened.
 
My cat likes to sit between the curtains, so when you open them up "SUPRISE!" Scares the sheet right out of ya.

When I bath the cats are like my kids, I cant close the door cause I know as soon as I slip into the water they want in to ask questions, or get uninterupted attention.

The curtain cat, sits on the side of the tub and licks the bubbles, dont really know why but he does. I love to slip down under the water and one day I was all under except my eyes, nose and mourh. I had my eyes closed and when I opened them I had this cat in my face not more then a half inch from my nose! I screamed the cat leapt for his life, Now I shut the door! lol

Nonsense! lol love it Katie

Cealy
 
SensualCealy said:
The curtain cat, sits on the side of the tub and licks the bubbles, dont really know why but he does. I love to slip down under the water and one day I was all under except my eyes, nose and mourh. I had my eyes closed and when I opened them I had this cat in my face not more then a half inch from my nose! I screamed the cat leapt for his life, Now I shut the door! lol
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LOL!!!

Thanks for sharing that. The image was fabulous. :D
 
SensualCealy said:
My cat likes to sit between the curtains, so when you open them up "SUPRISE!" Scares the sheet right out of ya.

When I bath the cats are like my kids, I cant close the door cause I know as soon as I slip into the water they want in to ask questions, or get uninterupted attention.

The curtain cat, sits on the side of the tub and licks the bubbles, dont really know why but he does. I love to slip down under the water and one day I was all under except my eyes, nose and mourh. I had my eyes closed and when I opened them I had this cat in my face not more then a half inch from my nose! I screamed the cat leapt for his life, Now I shut the door! lol

Nonsense! lol love it Katie

Cealy
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I love cats, they have to be my favourite animal.

I've mentioned on another thread about our boy Satan who died four years ago. He was a right character. When he was younger he'd sleep in the bathroom sink. He fit in there perfectly!
 
SlickTony said:
If you dip your moustache into your beer, it will go flat.
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As far as I remember - No it won't.

You could wring out your moustache when you've finished the beer.

I have been drinking beer while wearing a moustache and beard for 35 or more years and have never had any trouble with flat beer. Perhaps that's because the beer barely touches my lips on the way down.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
As far as I remember - No it won't.

You could wring out your moustache when you've finished the beer.

I have been drinking beer while wearing a moustache and beard for 35 or more years and have never had any trouble with flat beer. Perhaps that's because the beer barely touches my lips on the way down.

Og
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How are you with soup?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
How are you with soup?
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Like the venerable Oggie I too sport facial hair, just the top lip thingie, beer doesn't seem top go flat, and soup tastes fine for hours.
 
I think we need to get this thread back on track with a mathamatical question.

If friction causes heat.

How long does it take a monkey to fuck a kettle of water to boiling point?
 
If you drink eight pints of lager in three hours, how many times your own body mass does it take to make a loaf of bread?
 
Tatelou said:
If you drink eight pints of lager in three hours, how many times your own body mass does it take to make a loaf of bread?
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Fuck the bread, less ave some more Lager.
 
About the moustache in the beer thing, it comes from a list of things that George Orwell said he grew up believing; when in a pub, a barmaid told him that, he trimmed his moustache as soon as he got home.

A couple more things people believed in:
  1. If you cut yourself in the web between your thumb and forefinger, you will die.
  2. If you wash your hands in the water eggs have been boiled in (why anyone should do this is a mystery) you will get warts.
    [/list=1]

    To continue, practically every magazine article on grooming will point out that hair that you shave does not grow in coarser; it's just the cut end that makes it seem so. But I think most people believe that anyway. When my husband gave our son his razor, I said I thought his little downy moustache was cute, and he assured me that it would not grow into a proper moustache if it were not shaved first.

    I used to have a water-loving cat. Pete, my big tough Kliban-tabby, indoor/outdoor cat, would often come trotting up to the house in the beginning of a rainshower, and his coat would be misted all over with rain. This same cat used to sit on the edge of the tub and plunge one foreleg into the water up to the elbow. When Zoey was a kitten she used to get in the shower with my son sometimes. Zappa didn't particularly like water, but when he suffered with fleas he let me bathe him in the kitchen sink.

    We've had various cats that lilked to sleep in the bathroom sinks. It was like the cats temporarily acquired the property of a liquid, i.e. to assume the shape of whatever container it was in. They chiefly did this during the hottest part of the summer.
 
SlickTony said:
About the moustache in the beer thing, it comes from a list of things that George Orwell said he grew up believing; when in a pub, a barmaid told him that, he trimmed his moustache as soon as he got home.

A couple more things people believed in:
  1. If you cut yourself in the web between your thumb and forefinger, you will die.
  2. If you wash your hands in the water eggs have been boiled in (why anyone should do this is a mystery) you will get warts.
    [/list=1]

    To continue, practically every magazine article on grooming will point out that hair that you shave does not grow in coarser; it's just the cut end that makes it seem so. But I think most people believe that anyway. When my husband gave our son his razor, I said I thought his little downy moustache was cute, and he assured me that it would not grow into a proper moustache if it were not shaved first.

    I used to have a water-loving cat. Pete, my big tough Kliban-tabby, indoor/outdoor cat, would often come trotting up to the house in the beginning of a rainshower, and his coat would be misted all over with rain. This same cat used to sit on the edge of the tub and plunge one foreleg into the water up to the elbow. When Zoey was a kitten she used to get in the shower with my son sometimes. Zappa didn't particularly like water, but when he suffered with fleas he let me bathe him in the kitchen sink.

    We've had various cats that lilked to sleep in the bathroom sinks. It was like the cats temporarily acquired the property of a liquid, i.e. to assume the shape of whatever container it was in. They chiefly did this during the hottest part of the summer.
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  1. That great lump pictured above has this knack of moulding himself into any weird container he takes a fancy to sleeping in. He also doesn't object to water, unlike our last cat, this one freely wanders out in the rain and comes in soaked without a hint of stress.
 
Not needed Joe, he didn't have a stiffy, it's classed as art if they don't have a stiffy. I think he had a wank earlier.
 
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