Nonsense!

[pop_54]

One fine day, in the middle of the night.

Two dead men got up to fight.

A blind man there to see fair play.

Two dumb blokes to shout hooray.

Back to back, they faced each other.

Drew out there swords and shot each other.

 

[pop_54]

Marry me?

I can't, we're already married to others, but we can pretend if you like and I'll shag you.

 

[CharleyH]

2 + 2 = 5

but it actually does, unless me figures was . . .
wrong.
Oh ask Joe, he should know.

 

[pop_54]

Marry me?

The answer is actually "A policeman's helmet"... or was it 42.

 

[pop_54]

2 + 2 = 5

but it actually does, unless me figures was . . .
wrong.
Oh ask Joe, he should know.

What's half of eight? rose: )

 

[NoJo]

2 + 2 = 5

It is if you say so, mistress.

 

[pop_54]

It is if you say so, mistress.

Creep

 

[Lauren Hynde]

2 + 2 = 5

You know... I can actually mathematically demonstrate that...

 

[pop_54]

You know... I can actually mathematically demonstrate that...

Do it dear.

 

[CharleyH]

It is if you say so, mistress.

Mmm baby - don't tempt me to tell you who I REALLY am the smoke from my bong drifting into your face.

 

[CharleyH]

Do it dear.

its a known logistical fact Pops, my hands = 2, your hands = 2 on her body = five

 

[NoJo]

the smoke from my bong drifting into your face.

Blow some thissaway...

 

[pop_54]

its a known logistical fact Pops, my hands = 2, your hands = 2 on her body = five

Hmm... Yes I see the possibilty... Umm excuse me I have to go and play with myself.

 

[CharleyH]

Blow some thissaway...

Wooooosh

 

[NoJo]

(cough splutter)...

good shit...

 

[CharleyH]

Hmm... Yes I see the possibilty... Umm excuse me I have to go and play with myself.

Quantum physics - the possibility is always vibrating somewhere even in your hand, multiple times.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Do it dear.

Ok, you asked for it...

Let's assume for a minute that

4 = 4
5 = 5
126 = 126
24²=24²
or
-20 = -20

Now, if this is all true -- that -20 = -20, for example, then

16 - 36 = 25 - 45

right?

Adding the same number to both (twenty and one quarter, for the sake of argument)

16 - 36 + 20¼ = 25 - 45 + 20¼

and try to follow now:

4² - 4x9 + 81/4 = 5² - 5x9 + 81/4

4² - 2x4x9/2 + (9/2)² = 5² - 2x5x9/2 + (9/2)²

4² - 2x4x(9/2) + (9/2)² = 5² - 2x5x(9/2) + (9/2)²

(4 - 9/2)² = (5 - 9/2)²

sqrt[(4 - 9/2)²] = sqrt[(5 - 9/2)²]

4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2

4 = 5

and

2 + 2 = 5

 

[CharleyH]

(cough splutter)...

good shit...

Only the best, sweet with a touch of - other things kind of like a pussy or a cock depending on one's mood

 

[CharleyH]

Ok, you asked for it...

Let's assume for a minute that

4 = 4
5 = 5
126 = 126
24²=24²
or
-20 = -20

Now, if this is all true -- that -20 = -20, for example, then

16 - 36 = 25 - 45

right?

Adding the same number to both (twenty and one quarter, for the sake of argument)

16 - 36 + 20¼ = 25 - 45 + 20¼

and try to follow now:

4² - 4x9 + 81/4 = 5² - 5x9 + 81/4

4² - 2x4x9/2 + (9/2)² = 5² - 2x5x9/2 + (9/2)²

4² - 2x4x(9/2) + (9/2)² = 5² - 2x5x(9/2) + (9/2)²

(4 - 9/2)² = (5 - 9/2)²

sqrt[(4 - 9/2)²] = sqrt[(5 - 9/2)²]

4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2

4 = 5

and

2 + 2 = 5

OK - now - you are just completely turning me on - and since pops has already gotten off and Joe is too stoned and drunk at this moment . . .

 

[NoJo]

I'm stoned, Charley... but not stoned enough to forget that every quadratic has two roots...

Anyway, knowing you, that wasn't just "the straight dope" in that bong...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'm stoned, Charley... but not stoned enough to forget that every quadratic has two roots...

shuddup!

 

[NoJo]

Sorry, teacher. Have an apple.

 

[CharleyH]

Sorry, teacher. Have an apple.

oh that was my breast - thanks JOE - it felt real good - and, um ya the coke was real fine, wasn't it? Ya - i prefer coke to pepsi . . . to many bubbles - sniff - yuk

 

[SlickTony]

If you dip your moustache into your beer, it will go flat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you dip your moustache into your beer, it will go flat.

I hate when that happens.