Nonny-mouse

[Handley_Page]

You wrote a story with a four-door Mustang? That is a bit on the egregious side. I hope it was in the Science Fiction section!

Please see: http://cdn.stangtv.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/8/files/2011/04/four-door-stang-2.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

I've never driven a four door anything in my life.

Until recently when my car had issues and my wife was still out of work so I driver her cool....

Kia Soul....

Three people where I work "Isn't that the car the hamsters drove in that commercial?"

 

[SandraMustard]

OK, I give up. What was it? And how did it handle? Skuttle, skuttle?

Three clues. I recognize the side shape of the headlights & taillights. I recognize the parallelogram emblem (faux vent?) on the front fender. These confirm the big clue in slyc_willie's image file name 'cad_cts' that it's a Cadillac CTS.

-AirRichard101

 

[geronimo_appleby]

wtf is this - top gear?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/357-clarkson.jpg

 

[slyc_willie]

wtf is this - top gear?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/357-clarkson.jpg

No, no. If it was, I would have posted this little gem . . .

http://img.auto.cz/news/img/art/2012-26/11_4fedcb1fd6d74.jpg

. . . except it's not red.

 

[JKendallDane]

The idea of a four-door Mustang can't be any stranger than the suggestion of a Corvette station wagon.

Oh wait...that's been done!

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/59561611.jpg

I'd drive it!

 

[Handley_Page]

The idea of a four-door Mustang can't be any stranger than the suggestion of a Corvette station wagon.

Oh wait...that's been done!

I'd drive it!

I doubt it would fit on my local roads. . .

 

[AZMotherLover]

http://www.carpictures.com/pics/full/06IQG042324975A/Ford-Mustang-Limo-1966-06IQG042324975A.jpeg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

 

[Zeb_Carter]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

Dear Anonymous,

Your improper and awkward use of the English language killed this thread.


For Handley and glynndah...

http://cdn.stangtv.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/8/files/2011/04/four-door-stang-2.jpg

The last 4-door I drove was my 1990 Ford Explorer. Talk about recalls. It was the very first production year for that vehicle...defects out the ying-yang. And the locker hubs kept going out, so most of the time I owned the thing it was really a 2 wheel drive SUV instead of 4 wheel drive. I was glad when the lease was over with.

 

[Hypoxia]

The idea of a four-door Mustang can't be any stranger than the suggestion of a Corvette station wagon.

Back in the day I recall seeing a Vette pickup, a '63 I think, and another that was a double-header. I'm too lazy to hunt up pics now. Sorry.

The last 4-door I drove was my 1990 Ford Explorer. Talk about recalls. It was the very first production year for that vehicle...defects out the ying-yang. And the locker hubs kept going out, so most of the time I owned the thing it was really a 2 wheel drive SUV instead of 4 wheel drive. I was glad when the lease was over with.

Our '95 Exploder still runs dependably. Not perfectly; the doohickey failed so it's a truck-size 2WD station wagon now, and the tranny could use new juice. But it's fully amortized. And when we drive back and forth to Guatemala, nobody tries to rob us.

 

[TxRad]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

Yeah, them there words get ya every time.

Maybe we should sell story kits. 30,000 words in a box, some assembly required and see how readers like all the work.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yeah, them there words get ya every time.

Words, words, words
I'm so sick of words!
I get words all day through
First from him, now from you
Is that all you buggers can do?​

Maybe we should sell story kits. 30,000 words in a box, some assembly required and see how readers like all the work.

What, they still sell kits? I thought it was all apps now. We need a Million-Chimps app, simulating a million mountain chimpanzees (bonobos are too calm) pounding at typewriters (remember typewriters?) endlessly till literature emits. The app is free. For a premium price, you get an add-on for literary quality -- y'know, adjectives, pronouns, stuff like that. It may take awhile to get the orthography down -- just like most of the *** stories here.

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah, them there words get ya every time.

Maybe we should sell story kits. 30,000 words in a box, some assembly required and see how readers like all the work.

I have two sets of magnetic words that you are supposed to use to write poems on the side of your refrigerator. Unfortunately the rhyming words seem to be very basic - cat, mat , bat, sat.

Even my grandchildren find the word selection too restrictive.

 

[sr71plt]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

The phrase "word usage of words" is pretty awkward itself.

 

[SandraMustard]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

The phrase "word usage of words" is pretty awkward itself.

Yup. A harsh 'story' criticism from some moron who can't use eleven words in one sentence without killing his own comment in the same way.

 

[JKendallDane]

Maybe we should sell story kits. 30,000 words in a box, some assembly required and see how readers like all the work.

Okay TR...that one made me splatter my monitor! Damn coffee everywhere!

Great line.

 

[SandraMustard]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

You know, if you leave the comment there, the same IP address cannot make another anonymous comment? They can't answer you or anyone else.

 

[desertslave]

Okay TR...that one made me splatter my monitor! Damn coffee everywhere!

Great line.

You too? TR, excellent gotcha! I'm going to be chuckling from that the rest of the day.

 

[lovecraft68]

hmmm?

by Anonymous
04/14/15
Crap

Your improper and awkward word usage of words kills the story

There's some irony for you

 

[Handley_Page]

Maybe we should sell story kits. 30,000 words in a box, some assembly required and see how readers like all the work.

I can see it now:

the iWORD​

Also available for Android.

 

[lovecraft68]

I was looking through the comments on a story I recently received feedback on and found this

Fuck you! Yaak!!!
11/30/14 By: Anonymous
Yaak!!!yack!!!! Yack!!!!

This reminds me of my ex-wife.....

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What gets me about nonny-mouse is they know they hated the story somewhere in the first paragraph. Why scroll to the end to enter a comment? Doesn't their back button work?

 

[TxRad]

What gets me about nonny-mouse is they know they hated the story somewhere in the first paragraph. Why scroll to the end to enter a comment? Doesn't their back button work?

Their back button didn't work because the front button wasn't activating as they expected.

Just a theory of course.

 

[slyc_willie]

What gets me about nonny-mouse is they know they hated the story somewhere in the first paragraph. Why scroll to the end to enter a comment? Doesn't their back button work?

Because they think, they somehow believe, they fervently pray . . . that they can, in some way, insult or otherwise influence us.



If I could, I'd pat all the silly fools on their little heads . . . .