None Erect Penis Size

I was always told its big enough for the job and the biggest sex organ, Brain, always made the difference.
 
dpod said:
I was always told its big enough for the job and the biggest sex organ, Brain, always made the difference.

My brain is 5.5" when soft, and my modula unglubata is the sexiest damn modula unglubata you'll ever see. It is much more fertile and virile than any of your brains.

Ladies, don't sit too close to your monitor, or my incredibly potent brain may electronically impregnate you, and you'll give birth to a long string of 1's and 0's. This isn't something I want, but I cannot hope to control such a powerful organ; only warn others before it's too late.
 
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As we Speak, I took my Penis Size (Flacid and Erect). I must tell you first that I am A Bit Heavy Set. Hell ok I am overweight, but a lot of it is Muscular as i only have a 36" waist, but in any event, I have a lot of Fat in what i like to call my "Pouch" area that goes from Just under my Belly Button to the base of my penis which hides some of it. Ok and the Findings are:

Flacid (Without pulling Fat Back) 2"
Flacid (Pulling Fat Back) 3"
Erect (Without pulling Fat back) 4"
Erect (Pulling Fat Back) 5"

Also the Width (Girth) of my Penis is about 4" (Erect) Around.

Well that's My Stats, Call it small, Shrimp Dick, whatever you want. It's mine and there's nothing I can do about it, so I figure what the heck. I may not be able to bag 1000 women, but I will try to make what I can bag Quality. :)
 
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