nonconsensual posting!

[default24]

Cmere baby. Let's play "loop."

The internet was no help on this. I feel so lost. But I'll come over, I'm an enthusiastic learner

 

[default24]

I crammed an English Cucumber in my ass....last week. I still can't find it?

What have you tried? Had any mineral oil yet?

 

[Suz_anne]

I crammed an English Cucumber in my ass....last week. I still can't find it?

*snaps on the latex gloves*

This is the last time I'm doing this for you.

 

[pvt_addiction]

I crammed an English Cucumber in my ass....last week. I still can't find it?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/05/255B304600000578-2940869-_40_year_old_man_slipped_while_cooking_Malaysian_food_-m-65_1423133960061.jpg

Good news...your x-rays just came back. Bad news...it's still there.

 

[Corbal]

What have you tried? Had any mineral oil yet?

*snaps on the latex gloves*

This is the last time I'm doing this for you.

So...this isn't how you eat tossed salad?

 

[Suz_anne]

So...this isn't how you eat tossed salad?

Your sweet little hiney isn't a Pac-Man.

 

[Corbal]

Your sweet little hiney isn't a Pac-Man.

I'll Put the dressing up.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'll Put the dressing up.

Perv.

 

[Corbal]

Perv.

Like a smidge.

 

[default24]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGFcHqjUDxbmQPS/giphy.gif

 

[Corbal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGFcHqjUDxbmQPS/giphy.gif

We need a 'Love' Button in this piece.

 

[peekingone]

Awesome conversation. Almost time for a snack

 

[Corbal]

Awesome conversation. Almost time for a snack

Cucumber?

 

[peekingone]

Cucumber?

Sure bend over then slice and dice

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You all just reminded me of this gem...

Damn it, all the funny ones are missing

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

You all just reminded me of this gem...

I mean if you gotta get your kicks from somewhere.

 

[peekingone]

You all just reminded me of this gem...

Damn it, all the funny ones are missing

Looks good and must taste even better with a sweetness of Corbal.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I mean if you gotta get your kicks from somewhere.

That I do

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

That I do

Well, grab the bull by the horns then, so to speak.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, grab the bull by the horns then, so to speak.

Again, I do

 

[Corbal]

Don't mind me...they call me voyeur for a reason.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Don't mind me...they call me voyeur for a reason.

I hope you're wearing safety glasses. Shit is about to get messy

 

[Corbal]

I hope you're wearing safety glasses. Shit is about to get messy

I've got some latex dishwashing gloves too.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've got some latex dishwashing gloves too.

Oyster shucker?

 

[Lunation]

In other news:

So I just found a cup of fresh made whipped cream inside the paper bag that the cannolis came in. Score. BF asserts ownership of the cup of cream. Like hell.

"Give it to me! That's mine!" he insists.
"I'll give it to you," I respond. "Pull down your pants."

And he pulls down his pants, grabs the cup of cream from my hand, and smears it *all over* his cock AND balls.

I laughed so hard I peed a little bit. And then I gave the best tasting BJ ever.

Far superior to the Redi-Whip.

The man is a hero.