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Nah, the last episode Johnny takes back the old Stark castle and Sam goes off to become a sexy librarian or something
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Nah, the last episode Johnny takes back the old Stark castle and Sam goes off to become a sexy librarian or something
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Oh that's right.
You never see travel time in the show. In my mind Stark castle and the wall are right next to each other. I guess they're not.
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I struggle with that too, I always skip the intro where they give the sweeping views over the map. It was super confusing two seasons ago with daenerys marching, the midget sailing, everyone was all over the fucking place
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Yeah, I like how Aria just showed up at castle Fray.
Ok, ok. Now you're caught up, Trekka. Carry on.
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And they laughed when I bought that wolf pelt...
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Are we talking about Oberon? He got his face crushed in! I did like that guy though, he even had the most badass nickname: the red viper
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Judgmental prudes.
I googled - yes, we're talking about Oberyn Martell. Pre-face crush, of course.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/3e9bdb1e356714ba073b6d06be2cdded/tumblr_n3oq803oEv1rgghaio3_250.gif
And do we really want to get judgey about it? Isn't Jon Snow technically a vampire now or something after being brought back from the dead?
Still hot...
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- you mean dress casual...? ☺
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*oils up
Right? Let's quote her just to bring her to the next page. Ahhh much better.
What the flying fuck is wrong with you?!
The map is, like, one of the best parts!! The map and the song and the map is always changing and ... you're doing it *all wrong*, Washboard.
I am so disappointed right now.
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OMG, there's so many things wrong with me, I'm not even sure where to start. As for the map, are there any cocks? No? Then you can see my disinterest
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A friend of a friend had a 3-D puzzle of the GOT map. It was amazing! And when he got it all put together, he used a Go-Pro and made a video trying to replicate all of the swooping shots around the map while he was singing/humming the theme song. It was fantastic.
But alas...no dicks.
But alas...no dicks.
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OMG, there's so many things wrong with me, I'm not even sure where to start. As for the map, are there any cocks? No? Then you can see my disinterest
There's phallic-ish architectural details. AND CRITICAL INFORMATION. Anyways.
Aren't you the guy with the map fetish?! Devoted a whole thread to it n all...
That's awesome. What a mega nerd! I bet he and I could do some serious dorking out together. Harmonize all over the theme song. Make conspiracy theory flowcharts (R + L = J?) Soooo what's his number?
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In other news:
So I just found a cup of fresh made whipped cream inside the paper bag that the cannolis came in. Score. BF asserts ownership of the cup of cream. Like hell.
"Give it to me! That's mine!" he insists.
"I'll give it to you," I respond. "Pull down your pants."
And he pulls down his pants, grabs the cup of cream from my hand, and smears it *all over* his cock AND balls.
I laughed so hard I peed a little bit. And then I gave the best tasting BJ ever.
Far superior to the Redi-Whip.
So I just found a cup of fresh made whipped cream inside the paper bag that the cannolis came in. Score. BF asserts ownership of the cup of cream. Like hell.
"Give it to me! That's mine!" he insists.
"I'll give it to you," I respond. "Pull down your pants."
And he pulls down his pants, grabs the cup of cream from my hand, and smears it *all over* his cock AND balls.
I laughed so hard I peed a little bit. And then I gave the best tasting BJ ever.
Far superior to the Redi-Whip.
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I hate the aftertaste of redi-whip.
It's almost as bad as coagulated cream.
And cum #blegh
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You and your bf have a fantastic sex life. I have a raging bit of jealousy right now
Maybe she's a spitter?
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I have to go do yoga.
NO ONE DO ANYTHING UNTIL I GET BACK!
With my notebook.
NO ONE DO ANYTHING UNTIL I GET BACK!
With my notebook.
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Spitting is just rude!
Yeah, he totally seduced me. Beguiled me with his masculinity. Now we live together and he folds my underpants while I pack his lunch
I love how he's silly.
God damn......
Very hot!!
And sweet
I have to go do yoga.
NO ONE DO ANYTHING UNTIL I GET BACK!
With my notebook.
Note: fresh house-made whipped cream. None of that stuff in a can.
Ommmmm
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Spitting is just rude!
Yeah, he totally seduced me. Beguiled me with his masculinity. Now we live together and he folds my underpants while I pack his lunch
I love how he's silly.
Are those euphemisms for something kinky? Am I out of the loop?
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Cmere baby. Let's play "loop."
