nonconsensual posting!

Mm, very nice :D

Why thank you!

You two really should do a regular podcast or something. So freaking adorable! And ... dayum, girl. He's right, you're thighs are perfect.

Ink-able? I dunno, I quit like the creamy look. It's virginal, no? *cracks up*

wow!!
Thank you for sharing.....if mine weren't so big.....

Man-thigh! *rawr*

Mother of god.

Thoughts:
1) I would like those things wrapped around my neck and/or waist
2) Where are the bite marks?
3) You have a perfect butt
4) Nice boots
5) Are you doing requests now? Is that a thing? I'd like to submit a request for you bent over dirtybench. Please and thank you

1) C'mere
2) Bite marks tend to appear on the inner thigh.
3) Thank you!
4) I agree
5) Taking requests? Maybe. A dirtybench audio?! That's a whole 'mother forum, ain't it? At any rate, that's gonna take some time. Some build up! Also maybe a boom mike. Equipment upgrades. Etc. Stay tuned!

These are immensely enjoyable. Where do I download your podcast?

Workin' on it...... ;)

Love the banter! You two are awesome! :cattail:
Bodacious! Yes. And, yes. :cool:

Thank you Enny :heart:

:heart: You two....

I agree with and support 100% of this post.

Pretty please, with sugar on top. And more spanking. Aaaaaaaaaand I kind of like the BF's creepy laugh.
:D

You *like* his creepy laugh? Oh, don't encourage him!

Suz, when do we get to hear you and the hubs bantering?!

omg you two are ...adorable and I'm with Suz..that laugh is kinda hot...:D Stellar thighs. I don't see any bite marks though..I looked hard. *nods*

Aw, thank you curvy! We'll try and spread some more adorableness here n there. Maybe even some naughtiness. Fingers crossed.

You two. Everyone should have them some of that. :heart: And this. emsway thanks Trekka for eye candy inspiration.

I am eye candy? *fist pumps*

Truly, the BF is much prettier. He's the brawn and I'm the brains.

Thanks, ems :rose:
 
Good girl.

You did exactly as you were told.

I am SO proud of you.

:heart::heart::heart:


(Apologies to Trekka for the minor highjack)

And I endorse, encourage, and support all thread high-jackings. Adds spice. Variety. Expecting the unexpected. Etc.

I'm kind of a thread high-jacking specialist, in fact.

Feel free to take this further... :devil:
 
I was in Home Depot, yesterday, scoping out the plunger selection.

A good looking guy strolled by me with his girlfriend. She was also cute, small and dainty, but I just knew she wouldn't shove a plunger handle in his ass if he asked her for it.

The point of my post... what's wrong with me exactly?
 
I was in Home Depot, yesterday, scoping out the plunger selection.

A good looking guy strolled by me with his girlfriend. She was also cute, small and dainty, but I just knew she wouldn't shove a plunger handle in his ass if he asked her for it.

The point of my post... what's wrong with me exactly?

Nothing. The Home Depot is incredibly erotic.
 
Nothing. The Home Depot is incredibly erotic.

Something about the power tool section gets me going...I've always wanted to hit someone with a hammer...or drill their fingertip through with a paddle bit.

Then there's fashion duct tape. It makes torture couture, ya' know?
 
Denny & Dollie

I was on page two before I realized this has been going on awhile. We might have the same husband! There are times I type with one finger and finger with other fingers.
Even worse for an old lady, I get bent over the love seat while an old friend uses the love seat to make love. Now I know why they call it a love seat.
I get a break. Hubby has to type from acroos the room while he watches.
He will comment I hope.


QUOTE=Trekka;85771766]well the BF is making me post during sex or else i can't cum. :eek:
his head is currently between my legs. laptop atop my tits. what's a girl to do?

:devil:[/QUOTE]Denny----------we don't have a laptop. I suggest even though this is an old comment you cum as told.

he]] is a filthy man!
Denny----- Yes, that's our job.

Wow. This last month on Lit:

- I've seen the breast of the Litiquette regulars
- Been converted to gay porn
- And now, participated in Trekka's sex life

Can there be anything left to experience? :eek:
Denny-Hush. That's how I got my wife to join me on Lit. There are actually kinkier people than us. It's discusting.:)

I was in Home Depot, yesterday, scoping out the plunger selection.

A good looking guy strolled by me with his girlfriend. She was also cute, small and dainty, but I just knew she wouldn't shove a plunger handle in his ass if he asked her for it.
The point of my post... what's wrong with me exactly?
Yet the wooden handle with a proper lube could work. Only a guess.
What's wrong with you? Actually nothing that I can find. Possibly a full exam in my office will find something.:rolleyes:

By the way, one day a sexy black lady showed me her tits while my wife was at her doctor down the street. Many don't know Home Depot is a place to pick up women.
 
Something about the power tool section gets me going...I've always wanted to hit someone with a hammer...or drill their fingertip through with a paddle bit.

Then there's fashion duct tape. It makes torture couture, ya' know?

Absolutely. I may or may not own pink cheetah print duct tape myself. :cool:

It's the chains that get me. All the different types of fittings that hook them together. D rings. O rings. All the rings.

It's basically a porn palace disguised as a home improvement store.
 
Denny

Absolutely. I may or may not own pink cheetah print duct tape myself. :cool:

It's the chains that get me. All the different types of fittings that hook them together. D rings. O rings. All the rings.

It's basically a porn palace disguised as a home improvement store.
Tarp straps are a poor man's leather collars and faster than rope.
 
Absolutely. I may or may not own pink cheetah print duct tape myself. :cool:

It's the chains that get me. All the different types of fittings that hook them together. D rings. O rings. All the rings.

It's basically a porn palace disguised as a home improvement store.

I currently have pickles dancing, high giving one another, on the duct tape roll. It's green and teal and makes me happy.

Sorta like that plunger. :cattail:
 
Tarp straps are a poor man's leather collars and faster than rope.

Good tip. Will relay to the man of the house.

But yanno, he already made me a collar. From his own leather belt. Anvil, grommets, the whole deal. :heart::)

I currently have pickles dancing, high giving one another, on the duct tape roll. It's green and teal and makes me happy.

Sorta like that plunger. :cattail:

Your duct tape sounds tres chic. I bet you look good restrained with it. :devil:

...I'm sure you could find some adequate lube in that store for said plunger.
 
Absolutely. I may or may not own pink cheetah print duct tape myself. :cool:

It's the chains that get me. All the different types of fittings that hook them together. D rings. O rings. All the rings.

It's basically a porn palace disguised as a home improvement store.

I know right? Every time my husband says he's going to Loew's I'm all, "Can I come too?" just to look around. :)

(it's extra fun when I see another woman there with her husband/bf - we just smile and nod to each other because we know what's going on even if they don't lol)

And, I have to say, if I was single, my favorite place to meet guys would probably be Loew's or Home Depot. I wish they served drinks - it'd be so easy to hang out in their Garden Departments and stroll back and forth into the main store all day!
 
I have texted the Bat Signal to the BF. He needs to clear his laundry off the bench! Stay tuned ;)
 
Hey guys, long time no post andOH MY LORD WHAT HAVE I WALKED INTO??

*sits down with popcorn* :p
 
I love your enthusiasm!
But, if I did it wouldn't be nonconsensual then...

Hmmm. You have a point, but Trekka manages to do consensual nonconsent.

I have no idea where I am going with this, but I have total confidence in you to grab a partner and do same! :p



I feel like I need to send VT a bat signal. She does so like her to get on her voyeur.

*settles into bathtub with drink to watch the show*
 
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