non-sexual post

[MollyDolly]

there are a lot of rules. hmmm

i guess you can't comply either. there are no power relationships here.

you still haven't changed your av mollydolly. it's distracting seeing your... black bra thing.... and .... ooo...... what were we talking about?

It's a babydoll, and it's quite lovely. Fits pretty darned well, I think!

(I think that post was actually fine with the rules )

 

[Hanon435]

mmmm i'm sleepy now. i need to get some work done though. someone else will have to police this thread.

no one sully it up. i just got it all clean.

 

[pleaz_me]

What do you mean non-sexual? There's no sex on this site.

 

[Hanon435]

*wanders back into thread, banging pots and pans* hear ye! hear ye! this is a non-sexual thread! nothing non-sexual is allowed! so says i! ... .... wait wait wait i mean *raises vo.... speaks louder* nothing sexual allowed! so says i!

oh that av pleaz me. that is so inappropriate. no long neck bottles allowed anymore. *takes a second look at the av and thinkgs "damn..." hehehe* all right everyone, stop staring at pleaz me's av. i think i'll have to confiscate that av and take it with me...

 

[Hanon435]

psst! hey... shhhh!.... what is icing? i see it in pleaz me's info up there. what does icing mean? that's not like cake icing is it?

 

[little fishie]

What do you mean non-sexual? There's no sex on this site.

I'm pretty sure there isn't.


But, I speak on personal experience.

 

[Hanon435]

*imitates the gigilo movie* fishie, fishie... hehe *taps glass* fishie, fishie...

 

[CelticFlame]

There is such a thing as a non-sexual thread on Lit?

Okay, I'll give it a try...

*squeezes eyes shut and thinks real hard*

Nope, I got nothing.

 

[Hanon435]

There is such a thing as a non-sexual thread on Lit?

Okay, I'll give it a try...

*squeezes eyes shut and thinks real hard*

Nope, I got nothing.

tisk tisk. that's three offenses i'm gonna haveta cite you for. there is to be no squeezing (nor squozing), no hardness of any kind, and no "things" in this thread. don't try to hide it and act all innocent. we all know what you meant by that. you can't fool us.


*stares at celtic's signature pic* ooooo.... that's almost... well almost illegal in this thread.

 

[CelticFlame]

tisk tisk. that's three offenses i'm gonna haveta cite you for. there is to be no squeezing (nor squozing), no hardness of any kind, and no "things" in this thread. don't try to hide it and act all innocent. we all know what you meant by that. you can't fool us.


*stares at celtic's signature pic* ooooo.... that's almost... well almost illegal in this thread.

ROFLOL!!!! You caught me, and here I thought you would not notice

*makes mental note to try harder at subtlety*

duh-oh! I said "Harder"

Damn! I simply cant do this

 

[Hanon435]

you also said sub. ialso said oh!.... think it's some kind of unconscious problem with 'that which must not be spoken.' you must have it bad. you might need some kind of therapy or support sessions. lol need to be rehabilitated.

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

i don't know if we can allow canadians. or texans. they have exessive horniess. they might break the rules somehow without anyone realizing and then ____ would seep into the thread.

ok. "seep" is disallowed now too.

Texans have the exact right amount of horniness.

 

[CelticFlame]

you also said sub. ialso said oh!.... think it's some kind of unconscious problem with 'that which must not be spoken.' you must have it bad. you might need some kind of therapy or support sessions. lol need to be rehabilitated.

well if i can sqeeze a little time for myself

i will most certainly try to get to the bottom

of what makes it so difficult for me to hold back

and not speak of that which must not be spoken...

see what I mean, it is impossible for me to not

be suggestive

 

[Hanon435]

zzz *snores loudly*

g'night *...yet somehow is still able to speak, don't ask*

 

[e-trance action]

as I was going down on the list...oops

I came on a post that that intrigued me...damn, another one

only one chance left to be non-sexual-I think I'm fucked...

oh well, good bye all.

 

[Hanon435]

I think I'm fucked...

there will be none of that on this thread!