non-sexual post

[Hanon435]

all right, all right. i can do this.

this is a non-sexual post. just a general post that doesn't include anything about sex or ... that ... or the female that... oor... oo hehe or that too.

definitely none of that. hey now....

this isn't even a "post." this is a grouping of text on a forum. an it's not a even a group thing, it's just a bunch of text... no, no, it's techts, that's better... it's some words together, but not getting together... no, no... it's a few words that happen to be in the same place that convey meaning. there. that's what it is.

so yeah. there. n stuff. but none of that other stuff. even though i might want to post that. or that. or that. i won't. cause this thread isn't about that. yeah.

so there.

that's my collection of words without mentioning that one topic.

 

[artlover637]

I can't post here, then. I always seem to want to direct it toward that other topic.

 

[Hanon435]

yes, this is a non-_____ post. you can't talk about ____ or ____ or _____ or anything related to _____ or sticking a _____ in a ______. that's not allowed either. otherwise everything is open (__________) to conversation.


*________*

 

[MollyDolly]

this isn't even a "post." this is a grouping of text on a forum. an it's not a even a group thing, it's just a bunch of text... no, no, it's techts, that's better... it's some words together, but not getting together... no, no... it's a few words that happen to be in the same place that convey meaning. there. that's what it is.

Maybe it's just because I'm writing a Zen Buddhist philosophy paper, but that whole part is just chock full of Zen goodness and an understanding of things as they really are.

I may actually have achieved satori just reading it.

*thinks*

Nope. I'm still thinking. No satori for me. Guess I can't pass off attainment of satori as my final project *sigh*

 

[Hanon435]

packing, ramming zen goodness.... goodness almost looks like godness....

i'm sorry you haven't had a satori. *wishes a big, gushing satori on molly dolly* maybe you have mutliple satoris.

the mention of filling things up is hereby banned. an the word goodness too. and the word pass cause it has another word in it.

that will keep this thread non____. and pure, but not using the v word pure. pure pure.


... cause i said so. that's why. it's my thread. i'm in charge.


an you can't use the word insatiable. that one's banned too.

 

[MollyDolly]

packing, ramming zen goodness.... goodness almost looks like godness....

i'm sorry you haven't had a satori. *wishes a big, gushing satori on molly dolly* maybe you have mutliple satoris.

the mention of filling things up is hereby banned. an the word goodness too. and the word pass cause it has another word in it.

that will keep this thread non____. and pure, but not using the v word pure. pure pure.


... cause i said so. that's why. it's my thread. i'm in charge.


an you can't use the word insatiable. that one's banned too.

*nods* I'll do my very best to follow the rules. No more words whose meanings could be misconstrued

DonkeePuncher is going to love this!

 

[Hanon435]

no donkey punches or hair pulling allowed. on any end.

 

[MollyDolly]

no donkey punches or hair pulling allowed. on any end.

*laughs* Aww, he'll be so disappointed if he misses this thread, especially since he's been disallowed... wait, are, uh, avatars that don't hold to the rules allowed?

 

[Hanon435]

he could change his name. no mention of the said activity is allowed.

i guess you'll have to change your avatar. sorry, thems the rules. you'll have a wear a barrel or something so there are no suggestions of an outline.

 

[MollyDolly]

he could change his name. no mention of the said activity is allowed.

i guess you'll have to change your avatar. sorry, thems the rules. you'll have a wear a barrel or something so there are no suggestions of an outline.

When the other Litsters ask me why I've changed my avatar, can I just give them your email address and home phone number to lodge complaints?

 

[Hanon435]

i don't know if we can allow canadians. or texans. they have exessive horniess. they might break the rules somehow without anyone realizing and then ____ would seep into the thread.

ok. "seep" is disallowed now too.

 

[MollyDolly]

i don't know if we can allow canadians. or texans. they have exessive horniess. they might break the rules somehow without anyone realizing and then ____ would seep into the thread.

ok. "seep" is disallowed now too.

*giggles furiously*

Well, you got me pegged. Damn us Canadians and our obviously voracious appetites

(Guessing "pegged" will be disallowed next )

 

[Hanon435]

When the other Litsters ask me why I've changed my avatar, can I just give them your email address and home phone number to lodge complaints?

you could change your av for other threads, but you've posted here so you're stuck now. guess you have to change. *hands over a barrel*

ok. everyone has to wear barrels in here. that will keep everything fair.

and mollydolly also has to remove the "suggestive" o's and ll's from her name. too suggestive. i guess she's just mydy now.

ok d's are gone too. too suggestive. mydy is now myy.

 

[Hanon435]

yep pegged is disallowed now too.

an no giggling by women. giggling women cause ____ in men, so that's obviously not allowed. obviously.

i guess i'm just hann45 cause o's are disllwed. 3's are too suggestive of too many body parts, so those are out too. oops. damn. __ps. 3's are t__ suggestive _f t__ many b_dy parts, s_ th_se are _ut t__.

whew! it's tough keeping everyone innocent in here.

 

[MollyDolly]

yep pegged is disallowed now too.

an no giggling by women. giggling women cause ____ in men, so that's obviously not allowed. obviously.

i guess i'm just hann45 cause o's are disllwed. 3's are too suggestive of too many body parts, so those are out too. oops. damn. __ps. 3's are t__ suggestive _f t__ many b_dy parts, s_ th_se are _ut t__.

whew! it's tough keeping everyone innocent in here.

Psst... your rules may be too strict for the other members of the Playground

 

[Hanon435]

all right. people in barrells is out too. too suggestive putting any objects through circles or circle-like objects. we'll have to wear plain one-piece work suits now. without colors. like grey work suits. but we can't look like sechtsy communists either. so be warned.

 

[JammyJimmy]

Just wanted to pop (can I say 'pop'?) in and say that this is a great thread, but I'm kinda distracted by the youngster (is that too provocative a word?) in the youngsters (there it is again) thread and his amusing stupidness.

 

[Hanon435]

Psst... your rules may be too strict for the other members of the Playground

just the nature of the thread. if we can't keep one thread pure, then all is lost. although if we're all going to hell.... might as well get the most out of it.... but the thread's not done yet. still purity and innocence to be kept. "kept" but not kept like a pet or like a master-slave type of situation. there will be no "keeping" like that allowed in this thread.

 

[Hanon435]

the use of silver is now disallowed. silver implies unicorns. unicorns have one giant erect horn and you know we can't have that. what were you think? silver? i don't think so.

the use of white, red, and pink is also outlawed. and green on thrusday cause that means you're horny.

 

[MollyDolly]

just the nature of the thread. if we can't keep one thread pure, then all is lost. although if we're all going to hell.... might as well get the most out of it.... but the thread's not done yet. still purity and innocence to be kept. "kept" but not kept like a pet or like a master-slave type of situation. there will be no "keeping" like that allowed in this thread.

You are like the Soup Nazi of threads!

 

[Hanon435]

Just wanted to pop (can I say 'pop'?) in and say that this is a great thread, but I'm kinda distracted by the youngster (is that too provocative a word?) in the youngsters (there it is again) thread and his amusing stupidness.

popping is not allowed in this thread.

hey, i'm 32. i'm middle aged now. i'm getting old.

you're going to have to change your av too. hamburgers are far too suggestive for this thread. meat, buns, things being sandwiched. damn man. think! think! i'll let it go this time since you're new here but don't let it happen again.

 

[Hanon435]

You are like the Soup Nazi of threads!

no nazis allowed. that's a form of deviant behavior, some type of power fetish. we're going to have to get rid of all plastics in here too, come to think of it. oops! i mean... now that i think of it.

revised statement:
you are like the sup _f threads! there. that's been purified for this thread.

no more eeks either. that mouth is far too open. everyone will have to keep there mouth closed now. that means no yawning either.

and no jamming of anything either.

i said no yawning!

 

[MollyDolly]

no nazis allowed. that's a form of deviant behavior, some type of power fetish. we're going to have to get rid of all plastics in here too, come to think of it. oops! i mean... now that i think of it.

revised statement:
you are like the sup _f threads! there. that's been purified for this thread.

no more eeks either. that mouth is far too open. everyone will have to keep there mouth closed now. that means no yawning either.

and no jamming of anything either.

i said no yawning!

*looks around* Maybe you could condense your rules, edit your first post with all of the rules, and then maybe we'd be able to follow them... this rag-tag organization is making compliance mighty difficult!

 

[Hanon435]

there are a lot of rules. hmmm

i guess you can't comply either. there are no power relationships here.

you still haven't changed your av mollydolly. it's distracting seeing your... black bra thing.... and .... ooo...... what were we talking about?

 

[Hanon435]

oh... i'm tired now. it's a lot of work policing this thread. whew....

*eats applesauce* what? it's better than getting barbecue sauce in my eye. that really stings.