Non-hackneyed, non-trite sports similes in erotica

[Handprints]

There must be some?

I've got two to offer (one mine, one stolen):

"His cock hung lifeless, as useful as Giambi's glove."
"I'd hit that like John Arne Riise."

Any more for any more?
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[BlackShanglan]

Their bodies came together like horse and rider straining as one for the leap.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Their bodies came together like horse and rider straining as one for the leap.

That wasn't a simile at all, as I recall.

 

[BlackShanglan]

That wasn't a simile at all, as I recall.

It's not? *blink*

I thought I had it right, but then I think that that "using or not using 'like' or 'as'" business is so minor a point that I never remember whether it's simile or metaphor that does it.

Oh. Or were you being clever and complimentary, and was I being obtuse?

 

[galaxygoddess]

Wow...... I am horribly confused o.0;

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's not? *blink*

I thought I had it right, but then I think that that "using or not using 'like' or 'as'" business is so minor a point that I never remember whether it's simile or metaphor that does it.

Oh. Or were you being clever and complimentary, and was I being obtuse?

I'm saying that there really was a Horse and Rider... And a tremendous leap.

A compliment that got away from me. Compliments should always be couched in unmistakeable terms, I find.

Anyway, yes-- a simile has "like" or "as," a metaphor has no comparative language.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm saying that there really was a Horse and Rider... And a tremendous leap.

A compliment that got away from me. Compliments should always be couched in unmistakeable terms, I find.

Anyway, yes-- a simile has "like" or "as," a metaphor has no comparative language.

Allow me to compliment you unambiguously on both your learning and your graciousness. Apologies for being dense - the more so given that I had that very story in mind when I wrote the simile. I'm having a dull-witted day.

 

[Belegon]

Done a fair amount of them lately... they'll be available from Phaze on Oct. 8th.



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[neonlyte]

I'm having a dull-witted day.

Like an English soccer team
ETA: I think I broke all the entry rules like a virgin at a wife swapping party (for athletes)