Non BDSM related...but sadism, maybe.

[DVS]

I just had something strange happen. I had taken a break from working on my bathroon. I was reading a few of the most recent posts. I have a motion detector in my yard that tells me when someone (or something) is back there.

Well, it went off. And, shortly after that, my back door bell rang. I don't normally answer the door at this late hour, because anybody who's coming to see me knows they should call first.

Anyway, I just didn't go to the door. But, the person was persisitant and started knocking. Then, they went to the front door, rang that bell, and knocked on the door.

Then, the person got vocal and said "I know you're in there, open the door, or I'm gonna break it down." Well, that's when I went for the phone to call police. He must have seen me walk past a window, because shortly after that, he said, "come on, I know you're in there, I saw you walk past. Open this door, or I'm gonna break it in."

by this time, I have the police dispatcher on the phone with me, and she said police were on the way. She wanted to stay on the line with me, until they got there. I really think it was my voice she liked, and that was the only reason she wanted to keep talking to me, but that's another story.

She heard him ring the bell a few more times, and she heard him yell into the window a few times, too. He was walking all around the house, trying to get someone's attention, or maybe piss them off enough to come to the door.

Because I didn't know him, and I'm basically a nonviolent type...(waiting for the laughter to die down) and so I didn't see any need to open the door. I just was hoping the police would show up before he decided to try breaking the door down.

I put both doors in myself, and I don't think he could break them down, without some sort of ram, and people just don't carry those things around with them, on a normal basis. His shoulder wouldn't be enough, I don't think. He could have damaged one of them, but actually get in...don't think so.

I was burglerized about 20 years ago, and ever since then, I am sure to make things secure. Doors being secure are almost a fetish with me. Windows...it's difficult to make a window very secure. They ar mostly glass, after all.

If someone wants in, they will get in. My house does have it's weak spots, but I'm not going to publisize them here. Oh, and I have several attack cats that don't think kindly to strangers, so I woudln't advise the attempt.


Then he got pissed. he said "come on, Melissa, I know you're in there. Open the damn door." Well, I live alone, and I've never even dated someone with the name Melissa, so I knew he was at the wrong house. But, because he still sounded pissed, you never know what he was intending. I couldn't see him, and he could have been Melissa's old boyfriend coming to settle some kind of a score.

After a short time, I started noticing a flashlight looking into the house. I asked the dispatcher if the police were here, yet, and she said no. She said one was in the area, though. So, I said "well, the guy must have a flashlight, then, because someone is shining a flashlight into several of my windows."

The door bell rang a couple more times, too. Then, I decided to check out the front window. There were two police cars and a van out in front. I told the dispatcher the police were there, and she said "OK, you can go out and talk to them, then." (damn, maybe I was wrong about her liking my voice. She didn't ask me for a date.)

Ok, first thing that disturbed me about the police was...they took too damn long to get to my house. Second, I found out they were the ones with the flashlight, shining into my windows. And, at the time, I asked the dispatcher if the police had arrived or not, and she said they hadn't. Don't these people talk? In all of the TV shows, you hear the cops say "car 51 on the scene" or something like that. It doesn't make me feel confident, you know?

I went out to talk to the police. They didn't see anybody. DUH. He saw them first, and hit the road. He's no dumby. It's a classic case of ex boyfriendism, 101. He'll come back later, or another night and teach Melissa a lesson for calling the cops on him.

All the police said was "if he comes back, give us a call." And what if he does come back, guys? You just gonna come scare him off again, so he can come back yet again? I'm thinking I should put up a sign...

Mellissa Doesn't Live Here​

But, maybe he can't read! That'd be my luck.

Oh, I guess you're wondering about the title to this thread? Wondering about the sadism part? Well, I do have defenses in this house. Yes, besides the attack cats. I have a 32 Colt auto, but no bullets (note to self...get some bullets), and I have a 38 pistol. And, I have police grade OC spray (pepper spary). I've been sprayed with that shit. You don't wanna mess with that crap.

But, if you're drunk, and never been sprayed with it, it doesn't look very mean. I do think there is a skull and cross bones on it, but I'd rather he not get that close so I could show him. But, he didn't sound that drunk. He wasn't sluring his words. But, if he thought Mellissa lived here, he HAD to be drunk. I've lived in this house for over 20 years.

But, getting back to the sadism part, I'd have no problem spraying him with that shit, and then maybe kicking him around a little, after that. I don't want to shoot the guy, though. He'd have to be coming at me and I'd have to prove it. Even spraying him with OC isn't a good thing to do, unless you feel you are in danger. These days, ANYBODY can sue you for the most trivial crap at all.

Oh well, that's it. Anybody got something to say about this? Or, do you maybe wanna tell a story like this one?

 

[Netzach]

Dude that SUCKS, I'm so sorry to hear it.

I remember freaking out because one night someone was scraping something in the lock on the flimsy door of my studio apartment, when I lived alone. M wasn't there that night (we weren't living together yet) and I got on the horn with the cops. By the time they got there the person had left, but they were pretty uinderstanding and didn't treat me like a flake for calling.

It happened again about 2 weeks later, scraping in my lock, like someone picking it. M was sleeping over. He got up, went over the the door and POUNDED on it five times.

Then this terrified sweet, fey little gay-boy voice on the other side said "oh God, I'm sorry."

I gathered that I had a neighbor who worked late nights in bars or partied late nights in bars and was trying to get into his apt. on the wrong floor, poor thing. I felt really bad for him.

 

[catalina_francisco]

All I have to say is I am glad you are OK, and hopefully the elusive Melissa remains safe as well...oh and hope you get that bathroom finished, we are working up the motivation and time to start ours.

Catalina

 

[chris9]

DVS, if you feel like police took too long to get to you or did a mistake by coming up in their cars and thus warning the guy so he could get away, you can probably complain at the police station or it's superior. Having them arriving faster and maybe parking a bit away and walking to your house should anything happen another time seems like a good idea.

 

[graceanne]

I heard a joke once, about this couple. They were going to sleep, when the wife noticed the shed light was on. She asked her husband to go turn it off. He went to the door and realized their was a couple of men in his shed stealing things. He locked the door and called the police. The police asked if he was in any immediate danger, to which he replyed, 'No.' They informed him they were too busy to come immediately, but they'd be there in an hour or so. The man said, thank you, hung up and waited a minute. Then he called them back and said 'I just called a few minutes ago about theives in my garage. I just wanted to let you know it's not a problem anymore. I just shot them." Then he hung up. Within minutes their was six cop cars there. They, of course, caught the thieves red handed and arrested them. One of the cops said to him 'I thought you said you shot them.' The man said "I thought you said you were busy."

 

[incubus'_sub]

I LOVE that.

 

[Aeroil]

haha, although funny, that guy would be in an incredible amount of trouble for fraudulantly calling the police for something like that.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I just had something strange happen. I had taken a break from working on my bathroon. I was reading a few of the most recent posts. I have a motion detector in my yard that tells me when someone (or something) is back there.

Well, it went off. And, shortly after that, my back door bell rang. I don't normally answer the door at this late hour, because anybody who's coming to see me knows they should call first.

Anyway, I just didn't go to the door. But, the person was persisitant and started knocking. Then, they went to the front door, rang that bell, and knocked on the door.

Then, the person got vocal and said "I know you're in there, open the door, or I'm gonna break it down." Well, that's when I went for the phone to call police. He must have seen me walk past a window, because shortly after that, he said, "come on, I know you're in there, I saw you walk past. Open this door, or I'm gonna break it in."

by this time, I have the police dispatcher on the phone with me, and she said police were on the way. She wanted to stay on the line with me, until they got there. I really think it was my voice she liked, and that was the only reason she wanted to keep talking to me, but that's another story.

She heard him ring the bell a few more times, and she heard him yell into the window a few times, too. He was walking all around the house, trying to get someone's attention, or maybe piss them off enough to come to the door.

Because I didn't know him, and I'm basically a nonviolent type...(waiting for the laughter to die down) and so I didn't see any need to open the door. I just was hoping the police would show up before he decided to try breaking the door down.

I put both doors in myself, and I don't think he could break them down, without some sort of ram, and people just don't carry those things around with them, on a normal basis. His shoulder wouldn't be enough, I don't think. He could have damaged one of them, but actually get in...don't think so.

I was burglerized about 20 years ago, and ever since then, I am sure to make things secure. Doors being secure are almost a fetish with me. Windows...it's difficult to make a window very secure. They ar mostly glass, after all.

If someone wants in, they will get in. My house does have it's weak spots, but I'm not going to publisize them here. Oh, and I have several attack cats that don't think kindly to strangers, so I woudln't advise the attempt.


Then he got pissed. he said "come on, Melissa, I know you're in there. Open the damn door." Well, I live alone, and I've never even dated someone with the name Melissa, so I knew he was at the wrong house. But, because he still sounded pissed, you never know what he was intending. I couldn't see him, and he could have been Melissa's old boyfriend coming to settle some kind of a score.

After a short time, I started noticing a flashlight looking into the house. I asked the dispatcher if the police were here, yet, and she said no. She said one was in the area, though. So, I said "well, the guy must have a flashlight, then, because someone is shining a flashlight into several of my windows."

The door bell rang a couple more times, too. Then, I decided to check out the front window. There were two police cars and a van out in front. I told the dispatcher the police were there, and she said "OK, you can go out and talk to them, then." (damn, maybe I was wrong about her liking my voice. She didn't ask me for a date.)

Ok, first thing that disturbed me about the police was...they took too damn long to get to my house. Second, I found out they were the ones with the flashlight, shining into my windows. And, at the time, I asked the dispatcher if the police had arrived or not, and she said they hadn't. Don't these people talk? In all of the TV shows, you hear the cops say "car 51 on the scene" or something like that. It doesn't make me feel confident, you know?

I went out to talk to the police. They didn't see anybody. DUH. He saw them first, and hit the road. He's no dumby. It's a classic case of ex boyfriendism, 101. He'll come back later, or another night and teach Melissa a lesson for calling the cops on him.

All the police said was "if he comes back, give us a call." And what if he does come back, guys? You just gonna come scare him off again, so he can come back yet again? I'm thinking I should put up a sign...

Mellissa Doesn't Live Here​

But, maybe he can't read! That'd be my luck.

Oh, I guess you're wondering about the title to this thread? Wondering about the sadism part? Well, I do have defenses in this house. Yes, besides the attack cats. I have a 32 Colt auto, but no bullets (note to self...get some bullets), and I have a 38 pistol. And, I have police grade OC spray (pepper spary). I've been sprayed with that shit. You don't wanna mess with that crap.

But, if you're drunk, and never been sprayed with it, it doesn't look very mean. I do think there is a skull and cross bones on it, but I'd rather he not get that close so I could show him. But, he didn't sound that drunk. He wasn't sluring his words. But, if he thought Mellissa lived here, he HAD to be drunk. I've lived in this house for over 20 years.

But, getting back to the sadism part, I'd have no problem spraying him with that shit, and then maybe kicking him around a little, after that. I don't want to shoot the guy, though. He'd have to be coming at me and I'd have to prove it. Even spraying him with OC isn't a good thing to do, unless you feel you are in danger. These days, ANYBODY can sue you for the most trivial crap at all.

Oh well, that's it. Anybody got something to say about this? Or, do you maybe wanna tell a story like this one?

Before I moved to the east coast, I had my own house, and every now and again a strange person would just show up in the driveway.

I was lucky cause I had attack neighbors. You know the kind who saw everyone who came into your driveway, then would call you to find out if you needed assistance. I have been gone for over 5 years now, but I sure do miss my neighbors.

Drunk ex-boyfriends are dangerous people, because they are so sure they know what the fuck they are doing, and of course they don't.

Remind me to call before I drop in, lol.

Eb

 

[graceanne]

haha, although funny, that guy would be in an incredible amount of trouble for fraudulantly calling the police for something like that.

That's why it's a joke. Very funny, though.

 

[graceanne]

Before I moved to the east coast, I had my own house, and every now and again a strange person would just show up in the driveway.

I was lucky cause I had attack neighbors. You know the kind who saw everyone who came into your driveway, then would call you to find out if you needed assistance. I have been gone for over 5 years now, but I sure do miss my neighbors.

Drunk ex-boyfriends are dangerous people, because they are so sure they know what the fuck they are doing, and of course they don't.

Remind me to call before I drop in, lol.

Eb

Attack neighbors? LOL I'm gonna tell my neighbors that's what I am. hehe I'm not an obnoxious nosey neighbor, but when strangers come around our neighborhood I stand on my porch till I know where they're going. And if they're walking around I'll go out, smile, make eye contact, and say 'Hi! Can I help you? Are you lost?' That gets rid of creeps real fast - they don't come back.

 

[Shankara20]

I'm relieved your OK DVS

 

[DVS]

I'm relieved your OK DVS

Thanks. Oh, I'm no wuss. Nonviolent, yes, but I can be if necessary. LOL, I'm wondering if he will be back tonight. This could become a regular thing, when he gets drunk. "Say, on the way home, I'll just stop off and harass Mellissa some more."

Hey, but you got my back, right? Can I call on you, for assistance?

 

[graceanne]

Thanks. Oh, I'm no wuss. Nonviolent, yes, but I can be if necessary. LOL, I'm wondering if he will be back tonight. This could become a regular thing, when he gets drunk. "Say, on the way home, I'll just stop off and harass Mellissa some more."

Hey, but you got my back, right? Can I call on you, for assistance?

Get a recording of a Rottweiler barking. Put it by the door. Then put a sign in your yard, or on the door that says 'Warning, Attack Animal on premises'. If he shows up again, hit play.

 

[Vixandra]

I work for an ambulance company, we carry the local county contract for 911 medical responses.

And you'd be amazed the number of times a crew won't tell us they're on scene. Doesn't matter if its a "rash on the penis" call or a full out heart attack, sometimes they just don't tell us.

Also, many police departments have different people on the phones and radios. So the call taker may not have known they were on scene if she didn't ask the radio operator.

Okay I'm done playing 's advocate.

Glad you're okay DVS- if he comes around again, call the police and make sure you tell the calltaker that you're fearful for your life, you think he's going to hurt you if he gets inside, etc. Those calls are ALWAYS recorded, so that's evidence against him if he does try to sue you. Self-defense against an intruder.

 

[Betticus]

Fuck it, crank up the juice on that tens unit and go Torquemada on that guy when he comes back! Spanish Inquisition style.

 

[shy slave]

DVS I am glad your ok.

I hope those calls are recorded, then when Melissa reports being stalked by her ex they will have some additional evidence.

Sadly I am cynical enough to believe those kinds of ends are never tied together and she will be hurt before the police figure out anything is amiss.

 

[DVS]

Fuck it, crank up the juice on that tens unit and go Torquemada on that guy when he comes back! Spanish Inquisition style.

You know...that's not a bad idea. Just enough juice that he notices it, but not enough to cause real damage.

The door knobs are metal, and with just a few wires, it could be attached. And, the skin of the front door is metal. LOL. The doors are sorrounded by wood, so they're isolated.

And, if it came to hand to hand combat...using the body attachment to my violet wand, I could make myself ... ELECTRICAL MAN! (say it with a deep voice and lots of residual echo for effect)

Everytihing I touch or that touches me would get ZAPPED!

OK now. Who needs those stinking coppers? Let them sit in the station with their coffee and doughnuts. I knew my electrical training would come in real handy some day.

 

[Shankara20]

Thanks. Oh, I'm no wuss. Nonviolent, yes, but I can be if necessary. LOL, I'm wondering if he will be back tonight. This could become a regular thing, when he gets drunk. "Say, on the way home, I'll just stop off and harass Mellissa some more."

Hey, but you got my back, right? Can I call on you, for assistance?

I'm only 3 1/2 hours away - but could make it in 2 1/2 if the cops are slow...

I teach nonviolence for a living, but can kick butt when needed.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Attack neighbors? LOL I'm gonna tell my neighbors that's what I am. hehe I'm not an obnoxious nosey neighbor, but when strangers come around our neighborhood I stand on my porch till I know where they're going. And if they're walking around I'll go out, smile, make eye contact, and say 'Hi! Can I help you? Are you lost?' That gets rid of creeps real fast - they don't come back.

I loved my neighbors. They helped when my daughter was young, and if no one was home, she could hang out at their houses until I got home from work.

 

[graceanne]

I loved my neighbors. They helped when my daughter was young, and if no one was home, she could hang out at their houses until I got home from work.

My neighbors don't mind me, that's for sure. Like I said, I'm not nosey. I dont' care what they're doing, or anything like that. But if their's someone in the neighborhood that shouldn't be, I'll be the first to know. (It helps that my kids play outside and they know to tell me the second a stranger comes up the street.) When people are gone they ask me to keep an eye on their house, things like that. I don't mind, I'd do it anyway. As long as my kids are outside playing I WILL know what's going on, and who's around.