Nominated for Oblivion

[Bramblethorn]

He plunged his 0.0833 fathomed cock into the depths of her welcoming, constricting cunt.

Gonna need some numbers on "constricting". How many PSI?

 

[gunhilltrain]

My daughter has told me of the various items they have had to remove from men’s anuses when they’ve ended up in her operating theatre. The best one was a light bulb. Who the hell decides a light bulb stuck up their arse is going to be stimulating?

At least it didn't break. That would have been even worse.

I can't help but think of Uncle Fester in the old Addams Family TV show. If he had a bulb up there, it would have lit up.

 

[NoJo]

Was it a bayonet or an Edison screw? Details matter