Nominated for Oblivion

[yowser]

Two-word phrase category:

"throbbing cock"

"perky breasts"

With a second tier that maybe includes:

"8-inch cock"

"bubble butt"

Additions welcome...

 

[TarnishedPenny]

38DD - my least favourite

 

[lovecraft68]

Irony....

A person with story titles
Whole lotta penis going on
Arlene's long spermfest weekend
and Jim Boomer's Schlong semester...

Is starting a thread to shame authors who use expressions they think are ridiculous.

 

[NoJo]

'He said.'

 

[KeithD]

Someone seems to not understand how erotica works.

 

[lovecraft68]

'He said.'

Well, what did he say? Don't leave me hanging!

 

[ruddygore]

baby batter

 

[AlinaX]

Okay, that one I agree with.

Having a throbbing 8" cock between my perky 38DD breasts is fine - we can all dream, can't we?

It would be nice to bin 'cum dumpster' and other such, imo.

 

[LexxRuthless]

My 8-inch, throbbing cock is very sad to hear this. Now I have to go find him some perky-breasted girl with a bubble butt so she can make him feel all better.

Edit: OK, that was lousy. What I should have said was, My wife and I just "celebrated" our twenty-first wedding anniversary yesterday. (Yes, we were married on D-Day, 1999.) Apparently, she and Yowser are both tired of my throbbing, 8-inch cock.

 

[Damoiselle]

I mean, I don't know about oblivion, but I think "needless to say," deserves like a 50 year rest.

 

[AnnieLit]

Okay, that one I agree with.

Having a throbbing 8" cock between my perky 38DD breasts is fine - we can all dream, can't we?

It would be nice to bin 'cum dumpster' and other such, imo.

I think I will borrow your "perky 38DD" idea for my next story.. Just to give a few readers a lough.

 

[SisterJezabel]

Heart shaped butt/face- have you seen the shape of a heart recently?

Also the theory that the woman was stretched so much by the massive 20" cock that was 10" in diameter (OK- I exaggerate!) that she will never feel a smaller cock in her again. Er, but she'll still be able to hold a tampon in- it's not how a vagina works guys- it does not stretch and then not shrink back!

(Edited to fix a typo- sounds like most of my works too!)

 

[ChloeTzang]

38DD

Just, forget the size measurements. Obliviate them.

 

[AnnieLit]

Heart shaped butt/face- have you seen the shape of a heart recently?

Also the theory that the woman was stretched so much by the massive 20" cock that was 10" in diameter (OK- I exaggerate!) that she will never feel a smaller cock in her again. Er, but she'll still be able to hold a tampon in- it's not how a vagina works guys- it does not stretch and then not shrink back!

(Edited to fix a typo- sounds like most of my works too!)

Baby's head is bigger than any cock ever imagined, and yet mothers are just fine with feeling whatever size their husbands are. Ok, maybe not the very next day, but they are definitely not "ruined forever".

Just saying

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm in the opposite camp with this one. It depends on the story, of course, but I think cliches have a place in erotica. No way I'd ever want to get rid of "perky breasts" or "bubble butt" or "cum dumpster." They all have their place.

 

[bushyTrail]

38DD

Just, forget the size measurements. Obliviate them.

Yes please... I mean, if we don't say how many centimeters someone is tall, but we just say "tall", "short" and so on, why not do the same for breasts and penises?

 

[GroverLang]

How about a contest?

Sounds like the inspiration for a contest. Story must not exceed 2000 words and to include as many “cock as thick as a beer can” etc as possible. Any amount of repetition allowed. An opportunity to write the best, or worst, parody possible.

 

[SimonDoom]

'He said.'

Don't like dialogue?

 

[GroverLang]

'He said.'

Someone, much more experienced and better than me, once told me “he said” can often be more effective than contriving to use another phrase in its place.

 

[SimonDoom]

Someone, much more experienced and better than me, once told me “he said” can often be more effective than contriving to use another phrase in its place.

Most experienced, published authors write this way. They are sparing in their use of substitutes for "said." Some use "said" almost exclusively.



She wiggled her 38DDs and bubble butt against him.

"That's my little cum dumpster," he said.


How can anyone NOT like that kind of writing?

 

[Ginlover]

Sounds like the inspiration for a contest. Story must not exceed 2000 words and to include as many “cock as thick as a beer can” etc as possible. Any amount of repetition allowed. An opportunity to write the best, or worst, parody possible.

Yes, yes, yes a short cliche filled story contest.

On 4 inch heels she shimmed towards him. "Hello, stud," she breathed.

"On your knees, bitch," he growled, as his eyes roamed her 5 foot 6 frame with 36 EE pert, volumus, breasts and 24 inch waist and 36 inch hips. Good thing he's a tailor, he thought to himself.

She sank to her knees, pulling his zipper down with her teeth. "Yummy," she gasped, freeing his 10 inch cock, which was at least 5 inches in diameter. She smiled pleased the math class had be helpful.

"Suck" he ordered
"Okay," she mumbled
"Harder," he groaned
"Like this?" she moaned
"Yes," he whispered
"What was that?" she slurped
"Yes," he howled
"Ugh," she choked
"Yes, " he shouted
"Yes," she wailed

Okay I'm losing the will to live

If we do a cliche competition please can we have as much head hopping as possible too?

 

[JGittes]

Sounds like the inspiration for a contest. Story must not exceed 2000 words and to include as many “cock as thick as a beer can” etc as possible. Any amount of repetition allowed. An opportunity to write the best, or worst, parody possible.

Does "I got my cock stuck in a beer can" count?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Yes please... I mean, if we don't say how many centimeters someone is tall, but we just say "tall", "short" and so on, why not do the same for breasts and penises?

Lol. I did get curious and measure my boyfriend’s when I was back at High School. - maybe I shouldn’t be so critical of 38DD.

 

[AnnieLit]

Lol. I did get curious and measure my boyfriend’s when I was back at High School. - maybe I shouldn’t be so critical of 38DD.

<blushing> I am way past the HS age, but I am still curious and would measure my husband if only I could find a way to ask without sounding like a total idiot.

As for the 38DD, I don't have any problems with the DD part, but why does anybody need to specify if it is a 36 or a 38 is a mystery to me. Plus, I don't think too many men know that 38D and 36DD are usually the same size

 

[GroverLang]

Does "I got my cock stuck in a beer can" count?

My daughter has told me of the various items they have had to remove from men’s anuses when they’ve ended up in her operating theatre. The best one was a light bulb. Who the hell decides a light bulb stuck up their arse is going to be stimulating?