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Lady2020
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I wouldn't know. I let it all out. Grumpy men diseappear after telling you you are the best fuck they've ever had. 
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muddler35
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Firstly, I knocked this time
Secondly, the socks were up for like 12 hours. I thought you forgot to take them down. Your guy is a champ! Mad respect!
Thirdly, 12 hours????
ETA. You no longer qualify for the grumpy thread. Bugger off!
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Ingenue844
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You knocking would still send a couple scrambling for their clothes.Firstly, I knocked this time
Secondly, the socks were up for like 12 hours. I thought you forgot to take them down. Your guy is a champ! Mad respect!
Thirdly, 12 hours????
ETA. You no longer qualify for the grumpy thread. Bugger off!
I’ll be better about not leaving the
up all day. Maybe I was just being hopeful…We…get…involved.
Hey now, no one grumps like me when I really get grumpy.
Btq97
Textual Deviant
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What if I use a fork ?I Wonder how Grumpybollocks is doing?
Keep your hands off food on my plate and I swear I am mostly sweetness and light
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muddler35
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Ingenue844
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Let’s clarify that “love” does not mean dick pics. But I do enjoy a snarky meme or two.
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Ingenue844
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On Monday, I was so emotional husband asked me if I might be pregnant. I’m NOT. I’m just a girl. If he shows up with a test I swear I’ll stab him with it.
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Ingenue844
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And a 32 yo just asked me what a Butterfly Clip is 
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Ingenue844
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Muddler changed the thread title because y’all weren’t playing by the rules 
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drobert44
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What the hell is that?
Taegul
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I'd have to nominate @TotallyNotTaegul. Grumpiest bitch ever. She's just not bagging the bisexual ladies on Lit like she thought she would and it's making her grumpier by the day. Maybe she'd get more attention if she got bigger boobs.
OrdinaryPerson
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Ingenue844
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That’s hilarious! Thank you!
Cyber_Bella
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Ingenue844
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Not only is that funny, it’s making me crave a latte really bad.
Cyber_Bella
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Coffee I like you a latte.
PlanetaryNebula
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What’s wrong with dick pics?
AmberLGreen
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I think she was secret asking for dick pics and now you have foiled the plan
PlanetaryNebula
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Well that was silly of her!!! When I want dick pics, I shout it from the rooftopsI think she was secret asking for dick pics and now you have foiled the plan
Cyber_Bella
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I think she was secret asking for dick pics and now you have foiled the plan
Well that was silly of her!!! When I want dick pics, I shout it from the rooftops
dickatyourdoor.com
Just in time for Valentines Day!
You’re welcome ladies!
https://judgeme.imgix.net/dickatyourdoor/1633990559__0__wX6QSLnm__original__original.jpg?auto=format&w=160
PlanetaryNebula
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This is fucken amazing.
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