Noisy Pussy

[Joe Wordsworth]

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My Girl's ex is... a total pussy.

So, they still talk and whatnot (living in the same apartment complex and sharing friends just doesn't do a lot to make that impossible) and the guy seemed well on his way to picking up the shattered pieces of his geeky little life except... bam...

They run into each other and the usual "How are you doing?" style questions ensue... he manages to respond with "Not good. I'm not really happy, haven't been happy in a year... a year, this Saturday."

"What happened a year ago on Saturday?"

"We broke up."

Jesus H. Christ.

I can't recall the dates of any breakup I've ever had--this guy has it down to the day. He sorta brings about stuff like "I had a dream where you were saying you're leaving and every word caused a cut and when I woke up I could feel them all, each and every one!"

It amazes me that there are people with this level of social skill out there. I wanna shake him and tell him "Hey, buddy, not everything in your life needs to be melodramatic and indicative that you're living in some Joss Whedan dreamscapel!"

*sigh*

Wussy, wierdo guys give guys a bad name.

 

[English Lady]

And the Litscar for the most regularly intriguing thread title goes to.... Joe Wordsworth *applause*


Aww Joe, think about it a minute -how would you feel if "My Girl" broke up with you?

Now you might say it's not the same, or that it wouldn't be such a big thing for you (liar liar pants on fire!) but that guy is obviously getting over a major relationship -they were together for a fair while, right? I can see why he's kinda screwed up over it.

I do think it's a bit snidy to be telling his ex-girlfriend this, as if he's trying to get her back via pity or something, I don't know. Maybe he needs a bit of counseling, so he can move on. Closure -that's what they say it's all about, don't they?

I can see why you're massively biased against the guy, but cut him a little slack -a broken heart doesn't heal over night.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"Hey, buddy, not everything in your life needs to be melodramatic and indicative that you're living in some Joss Whedan dreamscapel!"

I just love you, Joe...